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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Apr 20, 1951

Page

6

Making Political Hay at Oyster Bay

A Kansas delegation met Theodore Roosevelt at Oyster Bay to discuss politics. The president, bareheaded and busy with hay, invited them to his barn to talk while he worked. A humorous miscommunication followed as the hired man explained no hay had been prepared.

Kansas Theodore Roosevelt Oyster Bay James

Price of Fame in the Ozark Mountains

A mountaineer questions a visiting movie star about his fame and rumors from newspapers. The star boasts his film coverage while the local resident asks what ailment he was cured of, highlighting rural skepticism toward celebrity medicine and publicity.

Ozark Mountains

Found His Niche Null in The Hole of Opportunity

In a terse exchange, Null reflects on starting with a belief in world opportunities and discovering his true place, admitting his current position as being “in the hole” yet still claiming a fit. The dialogue centers on self-doubt and fitting into an unexpected niche.

Null Void

Don’t Trust Him The Neighbor Testimony Questioned

City lawyer questions Farmer Purdy about truthfulness as he prepares to testify in a forthcoming case. The farmer quips Jed’s honesty and jokes about feeding hogs, while his daughter laments typing errors and asks if she can type.

Purdy Wal Jed

New Arrival Flu Reaches Via Air St. Peter

The report notes a new arrival described as flu reaching Saint Peter via air travel. Officials urge caution as cases rise and advise monitoring symptoms and seeking care if fever cough or body aches occur. Public health authorities request reporting suspected cases to track spread.

Air

Ink Eradicator Stirs Curiosity in Chemistry Class

A chemistry teacher and principal confront a student query about the fate of mixing an ink eraser with ink. The exchange highlights a curious moment in class as the student explores chemical reactions and outcomes under supervision.

Dry Cleaning Minnie Laments Dampness Battle

Minnie complains about rheumatism forcing her to avoid dampness as she sits in an empty tub and cleans herself with a vacuum, while Nellie notes her own woes and restrictions.

Minnie Nellie

Pious Washington Matron Tries to Reform Burglar

A Washington matron recounts visiting a jailed burglar and lecturing him for two hours on the wrongs of crime. Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes comments on the scene with a sigh.

Washington Supreme Court Oliver Wendell Holmes Murmu Holmes

Peacock mistaken for bloom in country garden tale

In Full Bloom Little Mary visits her grandmother and sees a peacock in the garden. She rushes inside to tell granny that a chicken is in bloom, revealing a humorous misunderstanding of a newly seen bird.

Mary

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