Inter Mountain Editorial Highlights Collage of Quips
A compilation of brief humorous quips from various newspapers including the Vernal Express and Twin Falls Times. The items tease intellect, marriage, charity and progress with playful regional wit and satirical one liners.
Parna Teview Notes Cdevil’s Averse to Intimate Acquaintances
A fragment from Parna Idaho Teview hints that the cdevil recognizes his own but dislikes forming close ties with certain individuals. The text remains cryptic and speculative about social or personal boundaries.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cdevil
Ned
Parna
Idaho
Teview
Organization of 600000 travelers sparks hotel shortage
A news brief notes a massive movement of 600000 travelers causing a shortage of high priced hotel rooms. The piece mentions depots in Nampa and cites the press as reporting the dilemma.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Nampa
Politicians Cheating for Economy Face Local Backlash
Nonsensical OCR fragment from Utah Messenger notes criticism of politicians accused of cheating for economic gain and calls for proper funding in their own districts. The readable text shows frustration with misused funds and a demand for accountability.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Utah
War Department buys excess hal vers reads congress around
The Mant Utah Messenger notes the War Department bought extra hal vers, some of which may be needed to read Congress around with.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
War Department
Congress
Mant
Utah
Unclear fragment on irrigation and industry figures
Fragmentary OCR text appears to mention an irrigation figure and a symbolic or metaphorical statement about loss. Named individuals are not clearly identifiable, and remaining readable phrases lack a coherent event or date. The record lacks concrete news content to summarize a complete item.
Sugar Market Dips Amid Anticipated Shortage Fears
Sugar prices slide as traders weigh upcoming supply concerns. Analysts cite potential deficits and market nerves, while producers warn of limited stocks. The report notes regional impacts and shopper reactions amid the uncertainty.
Editorial Opinion Clocks Days To Next Presidential Inauguration
A Utah Journal editor opines the countdown to the next Democratic president’s inauguration is about fourteen hundred days away and underscores uncertainty with a cautious optimistic tone.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dox Eldey
Utah
Naturalist pleads women to stop wearing furs this summer
A naturalist from Caraca City Nevada urges women to cease wearing fur garments this summer. He warns fur bearing animals are being destroyed rapidly and estimates that in thirty years there will be virtually none left.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Caraca City
Nev
Postal department reports aerial mall service costs per mile and total
The postal department states the aerial mall service cost 102 dollars per mile and a total of nineteen for the past year. It also provides the cost per letter per piece and notes beneficiaries the public can use to judge if the project is worth continuing.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Postal Department
Sleens Ferry
Edison question misspells boxing task in noisy inquiry
A garbled remark mocks Thomas A. Edison for mixing a query about a boxing match with a claim about who will win the Dempsey Carpentier bout. The fragment implies debate over fighter outcomes and a light satire of publicity.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Thomas A. Edison
Botte
Mayor Snyder Promises Gambling Crackdown Before Victory
The public prints recall Mayor Snyder declaring that if he won he would drive out gamblers. He boasted that they had moved from First to Third Street, claiming a fair result with his approach.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Snyder
Third Street
Fighlend Park
Monte Carlo Casino Wins Despite Wagering Schemes
A London Times correspondent explains roulette odds at Monte Carlo, noting a 37th number guarantees the house edge. He cites a 37,000 franc win and estimates the casino clears seven profitable coups per minute across about 21 tables, keeping the operation lavish and profitable.
Worked His Way to Top at California Street Cable Car
James W. Haris rose from a construction worker on the California Street Cable Car line in San Francisco to chief executive officer and general manager. After 42 years he became chairman of the board, having spent 36 years as superintendent and general manager, making him a leading Chinese American street railway executive.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
James VW. Haris
Ganz
California Street Cable Car Company
San Francisco
Sears
Barris
Bau
Yoad
American Street Railway
Husky Calves and Cow Birth Reported at Local Farm
A Halph Christ ile farm near town records a cow giving birth to twins during a recent calving event. The notice notes three husky heifers and a bull among calves and mentions the calves will help in nourishment and potential meat and dairy price reductions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tefoind
Halph Christile
This Bird Had Real Teeth Found In Kansas Chalk Beds
Lawrence Kansas reports one of two known bird teeth specimens from the chalk beds of western Kansas preserved at the University of Kansas museum. The Kansas fossil, about twenty five million years old from the cretaceous period, includes ten teeth and is the most complete. The bird belonged to the Hesperamus family, stood five feet, lacked wings, and featured a semi feathered covering providing unique evidence. The Yale museum houses the other specimen.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lawrence
Kan
Kansas
University of Kansas Museum
E. T. Martin
Yale University Museum
Mertin
Balloons and Canoes Sighted Near Moose Factory
In the James Bay region a strange material canoe appeared after a balloon carried three U S naval aviators into the wilderness. Officials and local traders report a half-formed balloon wreckage washed ashore near Klaoe Factory, with canoes drifting on the waves.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cochrane
James Bay
United Styatea
Elnee
Moose Factory
Lladson's Day Company
Fur Company
Klaoe Factory
Garfield School Trims Sparks Roaming Robins Nest Glory
For twenty years the Garfield school grounds featured a favored tree that housed a robin nest each spring. When a grounds worker began trimming the trees despite the birds, teachers and students urged support for the robins and took a stand against the trimming.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Garfield
Boy Drowns After Coin Stuck In Throat In Louisville
Twelve year old John Johnson received 50 cents from a man in Louisville. He placed the coin in his mouth and it slipped into his throat. Attempts to extract it failed and he died. Police are investigating the incident.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Loaisville
Maniha Aga Itay Johnson
Shysiciana
Drownsville
That Tired Feeling-Tonic Advertisement Threat
An old drug advertisement warns that chronic tiredness signals sickness and blood disorder. It urges immediate action with the 5.S.S. vegetable blood tonic, claiming decades of success and offering a medical advisory contact in Atlanta, Georgia.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Swift Laboratory
Atlanta
Georgia
Gag Reflects Self Denial Over Indigestion
A humorous exchange centers on a patient visiting a doctor for indigestion and the quip that the patient must give up two dollars as a self denial. The brief joke plays on the concept of sacrifice and financial sting.
Cuticura Toilet Trio Promoted For Skin Care Use
Ad blares Cuticura talcum powder as an antiseptic scented powder for face skin and baby care. It touts convenience economy and includes the trio of Soop Ointment and Talcum with other perfumes deemed superfluous.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ady
Intolerable Shortage Sparks Divorce Question
A fragment notes a couple facing divorce due to incompatibility and financial strain, with a witty remark on income and disputes reflecting domestic tension.
Othine Double Strength Promises Freckle Removal
Early 20th century ad claims Othine double strength removes freckles and gives a clear complexion. A druggist sells an ounce for facial spots with daily sunlight and morning use. The copy promises most freckles vanish and lighter freckles disappear, with a money back guarantee if ineffective.
Marooned Sailor Rescued After Three Years At Sea
A Connecticut sailor stranded with three companions on a small, uninhabited island after mutiny lived for three years by fishing and gathering natural edibles. The Queen Charlotte landed to inspect smoke from a fire and found the lone survivor, while the other three mutineers perished.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Modern Crusoe
Alexander Selkirk
Juan Fernandez
Defoe
Queen Charlotte
Connecticut
Theatre Chorus Girls Shine Amid Recalled Drama
A lively chorus earns praise as theatre activity continues with sparkling performances. Report notes persistent charm and steady crowd interest despite earlier dramatic tensions.
Neighbors Discuss Daughter’s Card Games
A brief aside about a daughter who may play Deet hoven but prefers bridge, shared by neighbors in a light social exchange. The dialogue hints at leisure activities without naming any events or people.
Swamp Root Promises Pure Kidney and Bladder Aid
An advertisement touts Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp Root as a pure, non stimulant remedy for kidney liver and bladder troubles. It claims vegetable-herb formulation, non habit forming, available in medium and large bottles and backed by a purity statement with every bottle. A sample offer requests ten cents and mentions the paper.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dr. Kilmer
Dr. Kalmer & Co
Binghamton
N. Y
Ady
Not What They Looked For Dr William Lyon Help
A fragmented story mentions Dr William Lyon and a sailing scene in Philadelphia. It includes a lionized tale of an oldtime music hall performer returning to a provincial town and finding the audience unmoved due to changing jokes about a star boarder and a hamburger, noted by a store manager.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
William Lyon
Philadelphia
Bill
Eaid
We must not wiok at the late quoted judge remark
The fragment quotes a warning about laughter at a late hour and a remark about a lady judge being personified. The readable text presents an unusual punctuation sample without clear attribution or full context.
Also Mentioned on This Page
Inter- Mountain Editorial
Hilites
Western Newspaper Union
Jess Sty
dAerrhiian
Ida) Thwes
Vernal
Itumbatt
Ney
Trementon
Nanipa
Ida
Free Press
dAleridian
Farma
Twin Falls
Carson
Carson City
New
Wendell
Navy Hive
U. Ds
Arizeng
Brooklyn Navy Yard
Wa'ers
Monte Carlo
London
London Times
Casino
Europe
France
I T
Clooney Making
Societe Deg Batns de Mer
Sporting Club
Trente Et Quarante
Firth
Hudson Bay
Indiana
Carter
Marooneo
Sailor
South Seas
Bro
Postum Cereal Co.Inc
Battle Creek, Mich