Speculation on Possible New States Across the Union
The article surveys ideas for creating new states from existing territories and districts, naming Absaroka Texlahoma Cimarron and others, and traces historical proposals from Jefferson era to 19th century Virginia. It notes political and geographic hurdles and cites Texas annexation as context.
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Americas
Argani
Uncle Laws
Eo Ester
Alaska
Sam
Huana
Cook County
Lake County
Spa
Montana
Wyoming
South Dakota
Texlahoma
Texas Danhandle
Oklahoma
No Man's Land
Cimarron
Catire
Southwest
Indiana
Chicago
Calvin Coolidge
Old Deadwood
Absaroka
Sheridan
Wyo
Absarokas
Black Hills
Texas
Dispatch
New York Times
Panhandle
Allred
Tejas
Garner
House of Representatives
Congress
Lone Star
Senate
San Antonio
Austin
South Texas
Alamo
Davy Crockett Ia
Jefferson
United States
Sam Houston
Anson Jones
Isaac van Zandt
Washington
Houston
Jones
van Randt
Annexation
J. Pinckney Henderson
van Zandt
Tyler
United States of America
Ienry Clay
Ifyiog
Thomas Jefferson
John Fitch
Philadelphia
Ohio
Lake Erie
Ohio River
Saratoga
Streight
Lake Michigan
Metropotamia
Qohie
Chersonesus
Lower
Michigan
Upper Peninsula
Silvania
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Shlehiganla
Arsenispla
Illnola
Illnois
Polypatamia
Illinois
Vpensipia
Mississinpi
Old Northwest Territory
Indians
Susquehanna
Pennsylvania
Virginia
Westsylvania
Shirtwaist Frock Becomes Summer Essential Trend
Fashion promotion touts the shirtwaist frock as indispensable for summer. It highlights an inverted skirt pleat for movement and short sleeves suited to heat, urging readers to sew multiple versions and purchase pattern 2225 with step by step instructions.
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Cirela Pattern Department
West Seventeenth Street
New York City
Editor Confuses Bum Earmarks in Witty Exchange
In a snappy newspaper exchange, the editor jokes a man has the landmarks of a bum and the reporter mishears as earmarks, noting the soil in them makes the pun land.
Stock Market as a Gamble, Travel Joke Punchline
A traveling salesman asks about the stock market and a desert cactus named Cactua Joe replies that he has not tried it but suspects the market mirrors a fare deal. He warns to avoid it unless you know the dealer.
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Google
Mette
Cactua Joe
Shy
Slightly Mistaken Deacon Plochpenny and Bluegrass Banter
A humorous exchange from the Florida Times Union features Deacon Plochpenny misnaming an opponent as a barefaced scoundrel while Colonel Bluegrass and others react. The exchange includes a playful jab about facial hair and a goatish mustache.
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Deacon Plochpenny
Bluegrass
Florida Times-Union
Can't Take It
A fragment quotes Successful Farming with a wry line about a man aging faster than his mustache and a remark on twenty years difference. The piece reads as a humorous aside on aging and time.
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Elmo Scott Watson
West Texas
East Texas
Iragz
North Texas
Pabhandle
Northwest Territory
George Rogers Clark
Michigania
Arsenisinia
Kllnofa
Polypotamia
Tellsypia
Western Newspaper Union
Santa FE
Albuquerque
Newimexico
Colorado
Awichila Kansas
Sweetngier
Tulse Okpakoma
Oklakoma City
Wakasha
Fiegctk
Pallas
Alsting
Meeaxes
Hras
Tex
N. D
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Beldyndica
Mark Twale
Mississippi River
David
James Yourself
Tussell Lowell
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