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Newspaper

Paris Post

Location

Paris, Idaho, United States of America

Date

Sep 06, 1912

Page

2

Doctor Suggests Quiet Rest Over Medicine

A distressed patient pleads for a diagnosis and medicine, but the doctor prescribes a mental health rest cure in a quiet place. He warns no drug will help and recommends solitude, even a Montana ranch, over Atlantic City. The patient contemplates leaving for alternative care after six new teeth are mentioned.

Atlantic City Montana

Roundabout Explanation At The Ticket Office

A dialogue fragment recalls asking about boat trip costs and finds the attendant indifferent to questions. The exchange shifts to why someone asked about skinned knuckles, then pivots to family summer plans with a joking remark about the cook.

He Was an Average Man and the World’s Energy

The tramp defends his life as a quiet effort while a kitchen door scene quotes a passerby. An offhand line notes that the average man dissipates about two and a half kilowatt hours daily in energy through motion thought and heat.

Women vow change after limited Alpine ascents

A suffragette wife challenges her meek husband over a paper’s claim that only 11 of 112 Alpine ascents were by women. The exchange ends with a vow that women will win the vote and alter such statistics.

Tsee

No Regret Over Harsh Words Says Senator Sorghum

In a pointed exchange Senator Sorghum dismisses praise as merely lining an epitaph. He notes that only grateful words that can endure as a public epitaph receive universal endorsement. The remark underscores his view on reputation and criticism.

Sorghum

All or Nothing Policy Against Politics Defies Rules

Dustin Stax declares he never takes part in anything political stating his rule is all or nothing. The exchange centers on refusal to engage with political activities.

Dustin Stax

Aunt Hepsey Turns Homeward From Country Visit

Aunt Hepsey Garsides plans a one month visit but after a week declares homesickness. Her niece urges sightseeing but Aunt Hepsey insists the sun and stars are misaligned and that staying another week would drive her crazy.

Hepsey-Garsides Allon Hepsy

Mystery Explainer in Rural Dialogue About Feeding Hogs

A rural punny exchange shows Farmer Perkins debating hog feeding speed. The farmer claims feeding on grass is slow but time to a hog seems trivial, with a quip about city visitors and patience.

Farmer Perkins

Graduates From Yellvard Face Broad Careers

The dialogue notes that five hundred and ten students graduated in June. The dean dismisses the stereotype of all graduates entering professional baseball, listing two men headed for medicine and one returning to the family hardware business, with the rest pursuing varied paths.

Yell Vard

Unwelcome Guest Causes Lunch Plan Dilemma

A young merchant phoned his home to tell the maid he would bring spaghetti for lunch. The maid replied that little was cooked and suggested taking the guest to a downtown restaurant to eat.

Insatiable Yearnings in a Steam Roller Convention

A humorous dialogue features the Goddess of Fortune asking a favored figure about modern excesses. The reply rejects steam yachts trains cars planes and reveals a desire to attend a convention with a private steam roller. The exchange satirizes changing tastes and whimsical ambitions.

Unclear historic vignette with scattered dialogue

Fragmentary excerpt features quirky dialogue and climate of a boarding house scene. It references seasoning, a monument, Warren, airships, religion politics, and a family inquiry about a daughter and wife, but lacks coherent narrative.

Policeman on Beat First Night Makes Big Haul

In the Bronx Dennis rises from Tremont avenue doorman to patrolman under a new police order. On his first night he frees a bundle found near One Hundred and Sixty-ninth street, discovering a heavy box filled with excelsior and a boulder marked Stung. He seeks the motorman responsible for the alert yet ends with no formal capture.

York Dennis Redding Tremont Avenue Bronx Waldo Brennan Precinct Third Avenue McMann

Kansas City Woodpecker Figures Out Iron Box Noise

A Kansas City neighborhood radios up a woodpecker tapping on a galvanized iron box beneath tele cross pieces. The red headed bird repeats the hammering, likened to scientific experiment as it taps in the same spot each morning.

Ansas City Campbell Street Mr. Red-head Mr. Redhead Sir Isaac Newton Hédra James Watt Redhead

Chicago Sleuths Plan Society Infiltration To Catch Burglar

Chicago police plan to attend exclusive events in full dress to trap the Chesterfieldian burglar known for stealing from women guests. Officers will study etiquette and Ibsen as they mingle with Beau Brummels to spot the thief, while Mrs. Grubbs hosts a party at 1040 Dakin Street.

Chicago Hop Wah Chinese Laundry Trust G. H. Grubbs Dakin Street Edgewater Town Hall Summerdale Cornelius Bourbon McGillicuddy

Farmer Offers Pigs to Start Forest Park Zoo

Letter from George L. Lange proposes donating two Duroc Jersey hogs to seed a domestic animal display at the Forest Park zoo project. Lange argues that showcasing cows sheep and hogs would educate city children on food sources and requests donations or loans from residents to begin the effort. He offers to start by donating one male and one female hog.

Zoological Garden George L. Lange St. Louis

Skating on Thin Ice Stories at Saranac Lake

Edmund Lamy cited by the Toronto Mail and Express recalls a tale of skating danger at Saranac Lake. Two sisters of a rich widower spoke of a chorus girl named Tottie Tights who fell through the ice, and the widower father reportedly saved her life. The sisters remark on the motive to rescue their father.

Edmund Lamy Saranac Lake Toronto Mail and Express Tottie Tights

Mary Ann Murphy Chooses Love Over Father’s Wish

Mary Ann Murphy rejects her parents choice between grocer O Flaherty and saloonkeeper Finnegan. She marries Finnegan and later shows a gold watch from her husband, prompting the mother to quip that an eight day clock would be better than a gold watch.

Mary Ann Murphy O.flaherty Finnegan Mary Mary Ann

Golden Text Rehearsal Chimps at Sunday School

Father tests Johnny with the Golden Text as they approach Sunday school. The boy garbles the verse into Whatever-a-man-sews-?ALS tps, revealing comic mispronunciation. A widow’s sharp line adds a punchy moral about happiness in marriage.

Johnny Harpers Bazar

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