Can You Top These Holiday Gag Moments
Guest columnist Harry Herstfield and crew monkey with readers gags in a wartime humor feature. Jokes about radio stunts and a cremation urn prank mix with a punchy London blitz scene and a Broadway panhandler, all aimed to lift morale amid wartime shortages and daily grind.
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Joe Laurie Jr
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Naval position hints at Pacific strength after Midway
The article argues U S naval leadership considered Japan losses in cruisers and carriers, noting half Japanese cruiser strength and carriers down, while U S repairs remain swift. It cites Midway as proof Hawaii and the West Coast can be defended by land planes, enabling a reinforced Pacific fleet. It also mentions political silver policy, West Point hoard, and wartime economic notes.
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Red Cross Plans Civilian War Aid in Emergencies
The Red Cross would provide food clothing and temporary shelter during the emergency period after an enemy attack. Local welfare agencies would continue care afterward under ODHWs plans while Civilian Defense directs services under local command. Red Cross units would join Emergency Medical service and local chapters mobilize canteens ambulances and mobile squads.
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Red Cross Canteens Aiding Civilian War Relief Efforts
The article describes how Red Cross canteens and mobile kitchens, coordinated with the American Restaurant Association and local defense leaders, will feed evacuees and disaster victims. Worcester and Lawrence units show rapid meal provision, transport via Motor and personnel corps, and use of local stores for emergency supplies.
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Lasting Peace After War Aim of Scientific Institute
Prof Florian Znaniecki of the University of Illinois advocates an international scientific institute of social scientists to study forces of conflict and cultural collaboration. The plan envisions experts from many nations forming European cultural cooperation to complement political unity and curb wars.
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Florian Znaniecki
University of Illinois
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Znaniecki
OPA Plans All Purpose General Ration Book
A satirical exchange in Washington centers on the Office of Price Administration crafting a universal ration book usable for any shortage. Elmer Twitchell questions practicality while an OPA official explains a single coupon system may cover gas, sugar, paint, and more with an interpretive guide.
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