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Newspaper
Paris Post
Location
Paris, Idaho, United States of America
Date
May 10, 1918
Page
7
Absorbine ad seeks cures and spring health tips from old ads
An assortment of vintage remedies and ads discuss Absorbine herbals, Cuticura dandruff treatments, and Dr. Pierce products. Claims include foxglove tinctures as digitalis substitutes, Golden Seal based tonics, and Anuric tablets to cure aches, with generic health guidance for spring fatigue and nervous pains.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Oregon
Dr. Pierce
Real Cause for Envy in Coal Laden Cellar Tale
A neighbor overhears a coal ton being shot into a cellar revealing envy over an ordinary man. The narrator discovers fame or wealth are not the source of envy but a private, startling circumstance close to home.
Doctor Berryman’s Three Month Annual Vacation
A dialogue notes Doctor Berryman’s habit of taking a three month vacation each year. One speaker dismisses his work as poor, while the other concedes the annual break is true.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Doctor Berryman
The Ego and Sultor PardonmertT Dialogue
A fragmentary verse and dialogue humor reveal ego and worldly fear. A man with a toothache upends thoughts of catastrophes while a suitor asks for a daughter’s hand and a father questions his claim about gloves.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sultor
Pardonmertt
A Modest Suspicion and Wit in Conversation
A dialogue sequence shows Senator Sorghum reacting to crowd cheer by noting prominence of names, while a boy asks what a philosopher is. A humorous exchange discusses hypocrisy and the philosopher’s supposed enjoyment of hardship.
Animals Admitted to Heaven
A People’s Home Journal list claims ten animals worthy of heaven in Mohammedan belief. Names include Krnitim the dog with the Seven Sleepers, Balaam’s ass, Solomon’s ant, Jonah’s whale, Abraham’s ram, Saleh’s camel, Belkis’s cuckoo, Moses’s ox, Al Barak the steed, and the ass Jesus rode into Jerusalem.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Krnitim
Ephesus
Balaam
Solomon
Jonah
Israel
Abraham
Isaac
Saleh
Belkis
Moses
al Barak
Molamme
Heaven
Jesus
Jerusalem
Green's August Flower and August Mower advertise cures
An 19th century ad touts Green's August Flower for stomach disorders and liver inactivity with claims of curing headaches indigestion and constipation. It also promotes August Mower as a gentle laxative that cleanses the stomach and intestines and stimulates bile production. The piece ends with a quip about old Grouch's birthday and a pessimist sentiment.
Josephine Hosts Quiet Wedding
A fragment notes Josephine attending a wedding with remarks about a quiet ceremony. The dialogue implies social expectations and attendance without further details on place or participants.
Dr Pierce's Pellets Advertised For Digestive Health
An advertisement proclaims Dr Pierce's Pellets improve liver and bowels with one pellet as a laxative and three as a cathartic. It also notes Ad smoking is said to calm the nerves and mentions a relief from fretfulness.
Curious Chart Causes Medical Confusion
A man unable to detail his medical chart had his wife draw a sheet and guide the doctor through entries. The physician found many non medical remarks, traced to the husband’s swearing about the doctor, revealed by the wife who withheld many words to spare the doctor.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hubby
Ines
Senator Sorghum Refuses Temptation to Retire
A satirical exchange has Senator Sorghum denying any urge to retire from politics. He says retirement would be a matter of compulsion rather than temptation. The quote sits alongside a line about beliefs in one's own wisdom leading to folly.
Burial Rites Questioned By Animosity Around Grave
A fragment notes tension over a cemetery burial practice and emphasizes lingering animosity surrounding an old gravestone. No further details available.
New War Expression Sought for Full Commitment
In England His Bit meant his all but the term in this country sounds small. The Manufacturers' Record urges a stronger phrase to express consecration and utmost effort for the great world war.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
England
More Than One Way. Jonah Entered The Whale
Jonah remarks there is another way of saving daylight as he enters the whale. The line frames a whimsical alternative to traditional timekeeping in a satirical or parabolic tone.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jonah
Plattsburg
Allen
The Reason and Other Vignettes of Daily Life
A fragmented collage depicts responses to risk and duty with witty wordplay and brief scenes. A man explains choosing an open fire as a grate opportunity while a café owner laments missteps after his wife leaves behind a Maltese cat and goldfish. A ribbon counter clerk embodies everyday duty.
Cora-Miss Antique to be married in family event
Dialog hints at a wedding involving Cora-Miss Antique and a father son dynamic. The overheard remarks touch on drunkenness and argument delivery with humorous undertones. The source centers on social gossip rather than a formal report.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cora
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