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Newspaper
Paris Post
Location
Paris, Idaho, United States of America
Date
Mar 07, 1913
Page
6
A fragmented column offers pithy quips on luck in odd numbers love without rules and social foibles. it riffs on parcel post fudge tax tea and liquor debates cites "science is the father’s club" and playful lines about mules health and humor with brief asides on a car horse in new york and misused microbes.
A medley of satirical items from a society note includes Germany debating army duels, France blaming cars for ruined roads, a suing motorist, a professor’s jab at genius and idiocy, a cowcatcher for autos, rising farming interest among city youths, titled men demoted to tea entertainers, a Boston baby’s perfect woman future, Denver on appendectomy penalties, tipping reform, a New Jersey salt fee upheld, and finger bowls replacing towels in restaurants.
A message from Arlington Virginia received from the Eiffel Tower in Paris proclaims wireless power could soon encircle the globe. The era of vast human power is described as near and beyond poetic fiction.
Mrs. Merriwid contemplates marrying for money while quarreling with Aunt Jane over love and wealth. She muses on Stintwell's motives and coins a plan to secure a prosperous union, balancing vanity, prudence, and desire for independence. The dialogue satirizes mercenary dating in a humorous domestic scene.
In a satirical piece the Erratle Thinker ridicules the belief that rare coins command vast premiums. He notes a persistent, hallucinatory faith in treasure value and compares it to loyal political devotion without providing concrete facts.
A brief exchange features a man fond of moralizing asserting progress comes only after crookedness is straightened, interrupted by another in loud clothes who questions the point. The fragment hints at a satirical dialogue from the Catholic Standard Times.
Mrs Arthur Haworth reports her four year old nephew suffered a painful red blistering rash on the face. After using Cuticura Soap and Ointment the blisters dried, crusts came off, and the face became red and dry. Within about a week and a half the boy was fully cured with no scarring. The ad touts Cuticura products sold worldwide with free samples and a skin care booklet.
The record notes Caesar as the foremost ruler of men, unrivaled in presiding over history’s greatest crisis. He overcame obstacle after obstacle and stood at last where he intended to be.
A humorous exchange shows a father recalling his son’s reaction after a tumble. The boy developed a habit of washing his neck without prompting, prompting playful commentary about his persistence and the incident.
A playful dialogue unfolds as a junior clerk asks how to spell citizen. He wonders whether the end should be z u n or a u n, riffing on phrasing that evokes a comic, old time newsroom cadence. The line captures whimsy over spelling.
The report sketches a brief event labeled Extremes Meeting with stray phrases about a joyous ride yesterday and a query on what makes a husband miserable. Details are sparse and unnamed participants remain unreadable.
The excerpt argues that sensible virtue in women, including constant modesty and a well-guarded veil, sustains a man's love. It contrasts a sunlit atmosphere of appreciation with reproaches that harm affection, claiming a hearty, present wife suffices over many distant prospects.
A fragment from Truth volume edited by George R. Conroy and Joseph, deriding boastful prayer and speech without work. It condemns pride and vain rhetoric, warning that cities are saved by labor, not empty talk.
Bettleh Seamen's Thrift shows 1866 to 1912 brit seamen money orders totaling over £19 million in value with only 742 unpaid. wages transmitted home from 1878 to 1912 amounting to £5,550,000 and foreign transfers over £1,000,000. Washington hosts a Patent Information Bureau in Barrlater Building offering free inventor guidance on patents trademarks and copyrights.
An old quotation notes that men undertake fishing with minimal encouragement. The remark reflects on persistence and appetite for outdoor pastime despite scarce promptings.
An advertisement claims PAZ ME cures piles itching bleeding and protruding grades within six to fourteen days or a full refund. It promises relief for both internal and external symptoms and lists pricing at 60 cents.
An 19th century style advertisement extols Dr Pierce's Pleasant Pellets for regulating stomach liver and bowels with easy to take tiny granules. The copy frames brightening the world through domestic use and calls calling it a mistake.
A collection of aphorisms on action and character stressing self honesty faith and virtue. It cites moral lessons about beginning before dawn seeking God's help through righteous paths and the impact of a father's walk versus his talk with a final note about the Indianapolis News.
Halsall Remedy Co of Blackwell Oklahoma launches a plan inviting seven friends to use incubators and receive a book free. The program targets youth with a hands on approach to learning and reading.
George W. Brown of Hancock County Ohio describes a 14 by 56 foot winter poultry house with southern windows and nest boxes self-feeders grit shells. Hens are kept busy from daylight to roost time by scattered feed and roof suspended forage ensuring warmth and activity. Perches attach to roof. drones are not used except in the apiary.
When trap nests are used it is desirable to keep a carrying box for each pen that receives the eggs. Number each tray to correspond with the pen and make the numbers easily readable through bottom holes that keep the eggs upright on the small end.
An article advises elevating egg trade by careful handling and direct selling. It urges clean eggs, proper sizing, and branding with farm names, aiming to create demand and higher prices. It suggests selling to consumers or local grocers, and even neighbors pooling eggs to save costs.
A department of agriculture expert reports poultry stores best when not drawn. Dry picking and dry chilling reduce bruises that invite germs, improving cold storage. The findings highlight storage methods favored by industry critics of strict cold storage laws.
The text describes an open muslin front for a poultry house causing extreme daytime warmth and night cooling. It claims the design helps reduce disease and raises fowls' frost sensitivity, noting the open front is both best and cheapest. Some slags may be used but not exclusively.
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