Quarterback recounts last play and scoring on water break
Dennis recalls a tied game with seconds left on the one yard line and a touchdown run after signaling for the water boy. Benny questions the move as the judge and prisoner exchange a line about courtroom appearances.
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Shower of fish and brined mackerel tale ends in trout season
In a general store scene a storyteller recalls a bizarre voyage where fresh mackerel showered onto a mountainside salt lake, then a cyclone dropped them into a boiling hot spring producing fine boiled mackerel. Six men then subdue the teller by ducking him in a horse trough.
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Noah Sailed Through Waters Searching for a Resting Place
A compact verse recalls Noah for forty days seeking a harbor for the ark amid blue seas and troubled voyage likewise faced by many. The refrain links ancient voyage to modern seeking patience and relief after a long journey.
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Heckler interrupts Dr Charles Hill on birth rate remark
The British Medical Association's general secretary Dr Charles Hill was interrupted during a speech by a heckler who challenged the low birth rate under Conservative governments. Hill retorted that the critic should spend more time at home rather than attending political meetings.
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Red Satin Slippers Spark Rumor in Rummage Sale
A buxom Black woman attends a rummage sale and fixates on a pair of red satin slipons size three AA. She insists they are for her, noting the heels need repair, and imagines how they will look under her bed.
Frewzy Woman Delivers Coffee to Husband Behind Paper
A scene shows a Frewzy woman offering coffee to a husband who hides behind a newspaper. She remarks she knows he dislikes sugar and uses the moment to hear his voice. The vignette hints at secrecy and playful mischief.
Voice From Britain Temperance Lecture Ends With An Ass Punchline
A temperance lecturer posed a riddle about a donkey preferring water over beer. A gallery reply claimed the animal would choose the water because he is an ass, delivering a sharp closing joke.
Humid cellar problems in a knotty pine panel basement
The reader describes a cellar with cinder block walls, knotty pine paneling separated by a two inch air space, and an insulating board ceiling. Summer moisture causes wall dampness, puddles on the floor, soaked paneling, blackening, buckling asphalt tile, and a brown ceiling, making the space unusable. Some readers have solved a similar problem by.
Hadacol claims relief for nagging pains lack of vitamins
Mrs Louise Merritt of Harling West Virginia says nagging aches and pains appetite fatigue improved after using Hadacol a vitamin mineral tonic. She reports weight gain and continued use with a money back guarantee and direct ordering from The LeBlanc Corporation Lafayette Louisiana.
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