Manhattan Mary Famed Wynn Show with Witty Waiter Lines
In the Ed Wynn stage piece Manhattan Mary the actor played a waiter with Ona Munson as Mary. He quips to a caviar orderer about tapioca pudding and smoked glasses while other patrons grouse about the files. Wynn’s lead includes brisk kitchen orders and a Twainish joke on sleep.
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Manhattan
Ed Wynn
Ona Munson
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Mountain schoolhouse joke about learned son
A father brings his grown son to a mountain schoolhouse and declares the boy needs learning. The teacher lists subjects including arithmetic algebra history English geography and trigonometry prompting the father to exclaim that trig is the punch line and the son is the only poor shot in the family.
Overheard at a milliner's in a light exchanged joke
A witty exchange at a milliner's pairs a wife asking if the hat is sweet with a husband retorting that it is too dear. The brief quip captures a playful urban moment.
The Merton Bet and Mule Swedge’s Lost Read
Mr Merton stops for a quick drink and bets on a horse but Mule Swedge cannot read the owners names on the list. He laments the confusion and tears fill his eyes as the bets go wrong. The scene unfolds between a lunch meeting and a horse race list.
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Mr. Merton
Swedge
Princeton
Elmer
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Urbanite
Bus Driver’s Right to Dismiss Passengers Questioned
A dispute questions whether a bus driver may direct riders where to alight. The conflict centers on authority, safety rules, and passenger rights aboard city transit.
Train engineer answers delay on Alta Mount hill
Casey, an engineer, reports slipping due to lack of sand while stopping at the bottom of Alta Mount hill. A message from the division superintendent asks to explain the delay and Casey replies slipping.
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Casey
Alta Mount Hill
Korean Bridegroom Customs And Hat Wares In Legend
The piece describes a long standing custom where a groom stays three days with his wife at his father in law’s home before returning to his parents. It notes that official manhood begins after marriage and that a bachelor’s view wanes with age. It cites hats as a historical measure against plotting, linking a legend of a ruler who required oversized hats to block whispered schemes.
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