Bizarre Snippets and Jokes From Early 20th Century Columns
A collage of quips and moral quibbles ranges from kitchen table ribbon game gags to social aphorisms. Notes on money pride marriage and advertising mix with wisecracks about pride and police, reflecting a lighthearted column of pithy one liners and street wisdom.
Work with the flowers and winter garden care tips
The article advises weekly plant rotation and frequent soil checks, soap suds cleansing, ample air and sun, pest monitoring, and careful watering. It covers starting cannas and dahlias indoors, hedge planting with vines, soap-suds for scale on lemon trees, germination and seed sowing for gloxinia, and cautious transplanting with frost risk. It also notes lawn care, moss removal, top-dressing, tree renewal with woodbine, deep digging for early crops, drainage in heavy soils, early rose pruning, and cosmos growing in pots for later pinching.
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California
Jack Frost
Lydia E Pinkham Remedies Advertised By Murfreesboro Resident
A Murfreesboro Tennessee reader testimonials her relief from female weakness displacement and fatigue after using Lydia E Pinkham Vegetable Compound and Sanative Wash. The ad touts the remedy as a longtime tonic from native herbs and roots and urges others to try it with assurance of confidential female correspondence from the company.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Murfreesboro
Tenn
Jose
Audlen
Allen
Reminded Him Highbrow mocks fashion at opera house
A man nicknamed Mr Highbrow critiques contemporary fashion telling a listener that a beautiful shoulder justifies a low neck gown yet notes the fashionable woman resembles the prophet for having little in her own country.
Denison's Coffee Ad and Meeker Bleeker Joke
An old Denison's Coffee advertisement touts pure hand picked coffee and multiple packaging options with consumer guidance if unavailable locally. A Meeker Bleeker wedding joke follows, with Meeker noting his former wife’s fiancé is allegedly poor despite wealth.
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Denison
Denison Coffee Co
Chicago, Ill
Adv
Meeker
Fall hair revival with Cuticura trial offer
Advertisement promotes Cuticura remedies for hair loss and skin issues. Claims hair growth from using Cuticura Ointment and hot shampoo, offers free samples by mail from Boston, and adds a wry note on handyman stereotypes and virtue.
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Cuticura
Dept
Boston
Tommy’s Flight Dream Turns Sour With Aunt Lavinia
In Stray Stories a boy Tommy wishes for wings to escape Aunt Lavinia who scolds him daily. He imagines flying away with her and then dropping her when he can rise no higher.
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Lester
Lester Livermore
Livermore
Skinny Smart
Kansas City Star
Tommy
Lavinia
Mother
Aunt Lavinia
Porch chair price questioned by shopper
A lady asks the price of a porch chair. The clerk quotes seventeen dollars, prompting disbelief. The salesman then calmly explains the chair is probably worth one fifty, but the price was requested.
Summer Plans and a Restful Quiet Home
A four year old Harold begs his mother to sit with him to sleep but is told to keep quiet for the angels. Mr Bliggins plans a summer trip for his family while he stays behind seeking rest and quiet despite concerns about the climate.
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Mamma
Harold
Mr. Bliggins
The Noiseless Age and Everyday Jests
A collage of humor lines and advertisements from an old newspaper page. Contains puns about noise suppression in campaigns and a joke about a telephone exchange. Includes a brief ad for Audlen's Foot-Ease for soldiers and a Marine Eye Remedy notice.
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Diggs
Biggs
Animals Go to Heaven, Bible Milk and Honey Claim
Daisy argues animals reach heaven citing biblical imagery of a milk and honey land. The Real Thing notes a rich bachelor’s death leaving his fortune to a woman who once rejected him, framing gratitude as the result.
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Daisy
Promised Land
Lemuel
Maybe a Peanut
A playful exchange referencing a pun about a child and a family tree. The line jokes that someone is "8 nut," a phonetic pun on eight nut and family tree relations. No additional facts or context provided.
Infant Industry Faces Paralysis Claim
In a witty exchange, Ita Affliction jokes about the infant industry suffering from infant paralysis, highlighting a playful jab at development challenges.
Beauty Day Lily Expands Color Range and Bloom Season
The article notes improved Day lily varieties with a wide color range and a long blooming season. Hybrids offer yellow shades and reliable flowering from May 20 to September. Lilies can be grown from seed or divisions and tolerate more neglect than most plants.
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