Higglebys Split Ticket Clever Election Joke
On election night Mrs. Higgleby votes straight but sides with a joke. After reading party platforms she says one is as good as another and splits her ticket by placing a V over both candidates. Her husband is astonished by the witty twist from Harper's Weekly.
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Higgleby
Jane
American visitor brags of 99 birds in one shot
They discuss hunting on the moors after dinner with a boast from an American visitor claiming he once killed 99 birds with a single shot. The host questions the feat while the tale is told in London.
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George Washington
London
Elks Excursion to Los Angeles February 1911
Elks announce a Salt Lake Route trip to Los Angeles departing February 4 with return validity until March 7. Tickets on sale in Salt Lake City February 4. For full rates and reservations contact A W Raybould Secretary Elks Club Salt Lake City Utah.
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Salt Lake Stamp CO
Salt Lake City
Moter Barber College
Commercial Street
Utah
ELKS
Los Angeles
Salt Lake
A. W. Raybould
Elks Club
Smoking Bishop and the Meek Curate Joke
A humorous anecdote recalls Dr Creighton then bishop of London riding a train with a small curate. Creighton, fond of tobacco, asks permission to smoke and the curate modestly replies that he would be ill if the bishop smoked.
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Dr. Creighton
London
Belle of May Pechis Says She Is Now Prettier
Mr Travers remarks that May Pechis is a belle and looks prettier now than she ever was. Chellus notes the same sentiment, calling her more attractive than before.
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Mr. Travers
Young May Pechis
Professor disappoints in baby naming not a bug
An odd City Journal fragment presents a quip about a professor who preferred naming a baby over naming a bug, reflecting humorous or surreal local discourse. No clear event or names are provided beyond the dialogue cue.
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Kanaaa City
Woman Teaching aviation pioneer Mrs Maurice Hewlett leads Brooklands school
Mrs Maurice Hewlett wife of a famous novelist runs an aviation school at Brooklands England with partner M Blondau They have trained notable pupils including Snowdon Smith first British officer trained in a British aviation school and Ducrocq first Frenchman to receive a pilot certificate in England both praised as capable airmen.
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Maurice Hewlett
Hewlett
M. Blondeau
Brooklands
England
Snowdon Smith
Army Service Corps
Ducrocq
Convent Dream Sparks Stigmatic Vision in Mayo Girl
A 13 year old boarding at St Louis convent in County Mayo reports a frightening dream of Christ on the cross and a spear. Soon a red cross marked LH8S appears on her wrist followed by INRI, a crown of thorns, a chalice with Host, radiating red light, and a lily inscription.
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Convent of
St. Louis
County Mayo
Ireland
Christ
The Size of the Ocean And Its Vast Volumes
An officer notes ocean scale with figures for the Pacific Atlantic Indian Arctic and Antarctic oceans. He states Pacific volume about 948 quintillion tons, Atlantic depth near three miles and weight about 325 quintillion tons, and that Niagara would take 2 million years for all sea water to flow over it.
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Atlantic
Indian Ocean
Arctic
Antarctic
Niagara
Baker Moraru Bakes Wife Alive in Roumania
In Pivesti Roumania Moraru a baker came home drunk in the evening and killed his wife by pushing her into the oven as she tried to remove bread The woman died her body was burned and the baker attacked two apprentices with a poker before police arrived
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Pivesti
Roumania
Moraru
Halibut Knocked Out Angler in Boston Waters
Italian fisherman Mario Salvatore reels in a 250 pound halibut seen near Boston Light after a dramatic fight that nearly swamped his boat. He was knocked unconscious by a blow from the fish before rescuers arrived.
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Boston
Mario Salvatore
Mario
Osborne Visit Foreshadows Marchioness Death Legend
A relative of the Beresford line recounts a 1491 superstition tied to the Marchioness of Waterford. Louise de Rothesay crossed to Osborne in 1890 per Queen Victoria’s order, then died soon after, fulfilling the feared omen on her last journey.
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Oulga
Marchioness
Waterford
Stuart de Rothesay
High Cliffe
Hampshire
Isle of Wight
Curraghmore
Ford Castle
Darrow
Solent
Lady Waterford
Queen Victoria
Osborne
Louise
Smuggling Chinamen by floating cask method exposed
Government agents report a new contraband tactic as smugglers use sealed casks to float Chinese individuals toward unguarded shores. The scheme mirrors other smuggling methods, highlighting persistent evasion by organized gangs.
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United States
The Primitive Man Jones Yells at Opera Table
A narrator recounts Jones making a crude remark at an opera house about a table being moved. The scene turns to dining etiquette as Jones misreads tableware and quips to a waiter. The exchange ends with a boast about his wealth.
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Opera House
Jones
Cuticura Cures Infant Eczema Hair Loss
A Tennessee mother recounts her six month old son’s severe head rash and hair loss that spread to the face and arms. After trying multiple doctors and medicines, she used Cuticura Resolvent Soap and Ointment, noting rapid improvement after three days and complete recovery after two bottles and three cakes of Soap. She endorses Cuticura for cuts and sores and toilet use.
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Hirs F E. Harmon R
Atoka, Tenn
Callahan Faces Priest Over Gentle Assault Claim
Callahan explains to Father Clanry that he struck Hogan on the street last night but did so gently, citing their long friendship and seeking forgiveness. The priest responds with a measured, sad expression as the matter unfolds.
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Callahan
Father Clanry
Hogan's
The Patient Townsmen on good roads push
A citizen asks city workers why city folks do not follow country people in pushing for better roads. The speaker notes he works despite snow drifts and urges action for improved infrastructure.
Second recovery of sight in Northampton grocer
A Northampton grocer, George Vaughan, aged sixty four, who had been blind, first recovered sight five years ago after colliding with a pillar box. His sight returned briefly again shortly before his death, allowing him to see and recognize his family.
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Northampton
Mass
George Vaughan
So mudder t'ought I'd be a cap'n of Industry
A fragmentary lines note a youth recalling maternal expectation to conquer industry and a self deprecating line about missing it. The text also includes a cryptic remark on becoming a major general of adolescence and a casual exchange about the missed path.
West Philadelphia Boy Finishes First Essay About a Dog
A young West Philadelphia boy completes his inaugural essay on a dog. He describes a dog as a four legged animule with a tail and pants that never change, noting its wagging tail when glad and tendency to sit on it when sorry. He praises the dog as useful for biting burglars but troublesome for mud tracks.
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West Philadelphia
The Limit Quote Sparks Automotive Laughs
A humorous exchange from the St. Louis Star uses a joking line about how little trouble one would have with a car if married to the machine. The quip highlights the enduring usefulness of Tove as a steadfast constant.
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St. Louis Star
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