Fizzless Sudan Water and a Barber’s Parting Question
Fragmentary text presents a paradoxical line about fizzless Sudan water and ends with a barber asking Which side, please in a cryptic exchange. The reader is left to infer meaning from unresolved phrases and implied context.
Recipe for Gray Hair Dye Adverts in 1900s Style
An old advertisement promises a home hair dye and Barbo Compound mix to darken gray hair in small weekly applications. It claims gentle, non sticky results and low cost, with mail orders and a note about Ball Blue for whitening fabrics. It includes stray phrases about Longfellow and bridesmaids.
Diamond Dyes Promise New Color For Any Fabric
Ad for Diamond Dyes guarantees rich, fadeless color for wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed fabrics. Includes a direction book and color card to match material. Ends with a quirky line about a train of disasters.
Bayer Aspirin Directions and Tin Box Packaging Mention
The text lists directions for Colds Headache Toothache Ear ache Neuralgia Lumbago Rheumatism Neuritis and Pain. It instructs Always say Bayer when buying Aspirin and notes Bandy tin boxes of twelve tablets costing a few cents. It also states druggists sell larger packages.
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Bayer
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Brood Coops For Chickens From Simple Plans
A reader’s note explains quick cheap brood compartment coops that can be expanded to three units for easy moving. The design features a two-section model with daytime and nighttime door positions and a compact size of 24 inches by 18 inches by 18 inches. Perforations in ends and top of door aid ventilation and handling.
Homemade Brooders and Roof Coverings in Farm Coops
A farmer built six improvised brooders using galvanized iron salvaged from an old town shed through hauling. The article notes how these makeshift coops served as roof coverings and shelter for poultry.
Feeding practices influence egg yolk color and flavor
The article warns against using high flavor feeds and tainted feed for laying stock. It notes onions can impart strong flavor, and that feed composition affects yolk color with corn yielding deeper hues, wheat lighter, and green feed enriching color.
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United States Department of Agriculture
Poultry as a Profitable Side Line for Farmers
Properly developed poultry farming is described as one of the most profitable side lines for farmers. The text notes strong potential for maintenance and production of good poultry and suggests modern farming should consider poultry seriously as a lucrative activity.
Large Breeds Grow Slower in Poultry Markets
The biggest poultry breeds such as Brahmas and Cochins gain weight slowly, delaying market readiness. Despite longer growth, their larger size yields higher profits where markets reward big fowl.
Ely's Cream Balm for Catarrh Opens Nasal Passages
Fragrant antiseptic cream promises relief within a minute from nasal congestion and catarrh. Apply a small amount into the nostrils to soothe inflamed membranes and restore easy breathing, with quick relief advertised.
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Ely
He Rose Ironically in Childs Hero Essay
A teacher asked a young student to write about heroes. The boy wrote that he placed a tin tack on a chair causing his father to sit and “he-rose,” a humorous misarticulation implying a hero moment. The anecdote reveals a child’s literal humor in education.
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Cher
John
Annie
Hall's Catarrh Medicine Claims Cure and Reward
An advertisement asserts catarrh is influenced by constitution and must be treated systemically. Hall's Catarrh Medicine is described as internal, affecting the blood and mucous surfaces, promising to destroy the disease's foundation and boost general health. A $100 reward is offered if it fails to cure, with testimonials and dealer contact in Toledo Ohio.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
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N. Y
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Lydis
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Surprising Porch Gathering Over Cornerstone Bottle Tale
A Sandy Mush resident recalls returning home to a porch full of neighbors and unfamiliar locals. They gathered to learn which corner of the courthouse cornerstone allegedly held a bottle of fine liquor, a rumor sparked by past remarks about the building in Tomlinville.
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Sandy Mush
Tomlinville
Kansas City Star
Benefit of Silence in Political Dialogues
A senator quips about limited public visibility saying it helps keep voters unaware of his exact whereabouts and implies ongoing work for constituents. The exchange highlights cautious public presence as a strategic stance in politics.
Rest in the Newspapers Laugh Lines
Comical exchange about reading the news at home, comparing tired evenings and a spouse’s focus on bargain sales and cooking tips over hard news. A witty London Answers quip contrasts worn routines with domestic lightness.
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London
Gelery King laxative promotes health in winter
An old styled ad touts Gelery King as a single vegetable laxative that cleanses blood and strengthens the body against grippe. It claims to cost only a few cents and to be liked by children.
Little Things That Hurt
A humorous note from the Houston Post pokes fun at a bachelor with a million income who dislikes income tax yet groans at school tax. The item also observes that some men waste time trying to prove their truthfulness.
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Houston Post
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