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Newspaper
Panguitch Progress
Location
Panguitch, Utah, United States of America
Date
Nov 06, 1914
Page
2
The Cincinnati Times-Star reports a clever parrot near a nickel theater doorway amid hotel district bustle. Dr. R Carlton Hoblitzell, a dentist and first baseman, praises the bird, while the parrot tilts its head and rattles off a squeaky refrain about having no teeth.
A hospital surgeon on rounds tests students by asking if a case should be operated. After a majority of six to one says no the surgeon declares he will operate tomorrow. A patient protests and demands his clothes.
A party joke has a bride asking if the lawyer is the doctor. The host, Mr Williams, is mistaken for his brother the physician. The quip notes the awkwardness of marriages and gift burdens.
A tourist asks if Oliver Goldsmith once lived in the area and a janitor recalls a poet tenant. The exchange highlights locals recalling historical figures and the printed quip about always demanding rent in advance from the Atlanta Journal.
A short humorous exchange about a neighborly pie gesture and a sly comment about a father and son. The punchline features a son who swallows a silver dollar and yields only a quarter and three nickels from a stomach pump.
Opinion piece arguing Canadian soldiers require wives consent before enlisting while thousands still go to war. It notes soldiers as husbands may be good at combat yet faces moral tension between duty and family consent.
Jerome K. Jerome recounted a tale of a young friend with a play sent to an eminent producer. The producer recalled it and noted the idea, but ultimately the idea was cut from the production after the show.
A playful dialogue outlines a poker game where two sharks claim victory over three lobsters and a crab. The first shark jokes about beating a soft crab, highlighting a light, humorous gambling scene.
An investigator in a bureau of information confronts a calm woman who declares she will ride as many trains as she wants to test railroad knowledge. She questions the clerk while the railroad guide sits aside, challenging the staff.
Murlel teases that Gladys says he thinks of her, while the judge notes a joke about love not being in the heart but in the head, highlighting a playful misunderstanding.
Fragmentary OCR text shows a playful exchange with names Firat Chappy and Second Chappy. The read lacks concrete events, dates, or proper nouns to anchor a factual summary. Further readable context is needed for a reliable card.
In a London Tatler excerpt, a vicar scolds Thomas for taking younger men to public houses on Sunday. Thomas defends himself, saying he cannot sleep with a gallon of beer in the house, reflecting social tensions and temperance debates.
Egbert notes the need to tidy sidewalks after women discarded short skirts. Bacon observes new vacuum cleaners are being used in New York for cleaning sidewalks.
A young man explains he is his brother press agent and cannot keep a prior engagement. He visits in the parlor of a "sweet young thing" to offer help and resolve the situation.
At a party a very old lady dances with a young partner. A stranger asks Douglas Jerrold who the youth is. Jerrold replies he suspects he is one of the Humane Society men.
A resident jokes about preparing for circus arrivals by buying a bear or two to satisfy summer boarders. The stranger asks if bears are in the woods, and the resident replies cautiously that none are there yet but they will try to be ready.
The agricultural department issues bulletins with practical farming tips. Farmer Whit fietree asks if there is new guidance on managing summer boarders and shares that last year brought him trouble.
In a wry exchange Colesworth is described as thinking through decisions before acting. References to his habit of considering options and even growing a beard while pondering a shave illustrate his methodical approach and patience.
A convict in a long jail sentence tunnels toward freedom and, with a stubbed pencil, writes a note to the warden asking for pardon. He laments leaving his cell and the warden’s kindness, then halts as guards approach and flees.
Twoson seeks separation after accusing his wife of deceiving him before marriage by claiming she could win money at bridge to fund her clothes. She fails to win enough and the lost funds leave Twoson unable to buy his own clothes.
The Boston Globe reports a calf born with no tail, a curious anomaly in New Hampshire. The story is contrasted by a local claim of a tail with a puppy attached, described as remarkable by some and dismissed by others.
A brief exchange centers on a young woman and a man leaving a house. The woman asks why he did not return after leaving and mentions her father’s desire to see him. He explains that returning after departure feels unlucky to him.
A humorous exchange on a lonely road shows a rough customer harassing a gentle man and offering to sell a dog. The man hesitantly considers the offer as the seller insists the animal would not bite if purchased.
Willie asks if any man besides the father proposed, and the mother confirms she had several offers before she wed. The exchange ends with Willie wondering if waiting brought any gain.
In a brief city note, Bacon-Has Muggs sent his family to the country for summer. Egbert suspects he is feeding them today while he was seen entering the bank with a long face this morning.
The remark describes Mr Blobson as a prominent citizen and notes he is chairman of more committees that never meet than any other man seen. The brief quotes highlight his notoriety in local civic life.
Practical advice on alfalfa feed mixtures for laying hens and winter preparations. Emphasizes cleaning, disinfection, and replacing worn poultry house materials. Highlights housing, ventilation, and separate yards for guineas, turkeys, and chicks to reduce losses.
The hen needs water and a balanced diet to sustain life, grow, repair tissue, and produce meat or eggs. Protein is the major tissue builder and egg component, with carbohydrates and fats providing heat and energy, and minerals supporting bones and eggshells.
The article explains how chicken health shows in the comb and wattles. A bright red plump comb indicates good laying condition and high activity, while a shriveled or purplish comb signals illness or poor condition and potential death soon.
Wisconsin Agricultural College article promotes culling hens over two years and fattening surplus stock before sale. It advises marking hens, keeping aged birds in a pen two weeks, and feeding a three to one to one to one ration of cornmeal middlings bran with skim milk, plus ample water.
Poultry keeper A C Smith advises early enclosure of fowl to reduce illness from cold and crowding. Gently acclimate by housing a few birds first, expand as they settle, and move pullets to permanent winter quarters two to three weeks before expected maturity to encourage early laying.
A report warns that weaker chicks are crowded out as stronger, larger birds dominate food and space, leading to stunted growth or death. The passage argues such competition prevents weaker chicks from ever thriving.
Good for All Poultry states dairy types including sweet milk sour milk and buttermilk are suitable for growing chicks fowls and turkeys ducks and geese when served in clean dishes and kept free of taint.
Sterling Connecticut and Massena New York testimonials praise Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for relief from monthly fainting spells anemia and exhaustion along with general women’s health complaints. The advertisements urge young girls with painful or irregular periods backache and other symptoms to seek restoration to health using the product.
In a humorous remark, Eve tells Adam her thoughts as their married life begins. The exchange is framed as a lighthearted origin of humor in the biblical pair, highlighting witty commentary as their relationship forms.
Baltimore Maryland May 23 1914 police column reports a reader testimonial about eczema cured by residue resin ointment and resinol soap. The ad notes sold by all druggists and includes a second line praise for Dr Pierce’s Pellets aiding stomach liver and bones.
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