Coffee Exchange Goes Down to the Ground Floor
A witty exchange about purchasing coffee prompts a joke about locale as the speaker insists on ten pounds of coffee and the other directs him to the ground floor, suggesting a humorous misdirection.
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Newspaper
Panguitch Progress
Location
Panguitch, Utah, United States of America
Date
May 29, 1914
Page
3
Its Moral Advantage Fashion Reform Debate
A dialogue critiques pink and purple hair as a freak fashion. One speaker argues reform lies in a moral advantage to prevent claims of others' ownership, while another asks for clarification. The exchange centers on authenticity and propriety in personal appearance.
Eczema Case Credits Cuticura Cure in 1913 Ad
A patient from Dakota reports eczema spreading from scalp to back chest and arms with intense itching and discharge. After two months of using Cuticura Soap and Ointment, she says she was cured, and notes despair over hair loss prior to treatment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pierson, N, Dakota
Migs Mildred Dennis
Dept. L. Boston
Adv
Dean
North Dakota
Woman Recovers Health After Using Pinkham’s Remedy
Woman from Ironton Ohio reports improved health after twelve years of female troubles and nervous exhaustion. She says her daughter, once a nervous sleeper, now rests well and doctors note her improvement. Letter from Mia Bowman urges others to try Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and invites confidential correspondence from Lynn Mass.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ironton
Ohio
Lydia E Pinkham
Lydia E. Pinkham
Mia
Rena BowMan
S. 10Th Street
Lydia E.pinkham
Astonishingly calm temper noted in Perron quote
A remark highlights a remarkable man named Lioya who smiles in good times and under insult, keeps a quiet tone amid shouting, and returns home without complaint about dinner.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Perron
Lioya
TIME SAVERS AND HOUSEHOLD HINTS FOR PRACTICAL LIVING
Tips on using leftovers for salads with olives capers and peppers. Methods for foot care using boric acid and starch and a shoe bag for sickroom storage. Tips to separate stuck glasses with warm water and to dissolve sugar in lemonade with hot water. Cleaning enamel with soda water and potato prep with soda. Rust prevention by drying thoroughly. Rehydrating dry nuts by scalding. Simple pineapple dessert with whipped cream and almonds. Cottage cheese curd draining with hot water and paper towel. A closing moral about thinking strong from Lloyd.
What to Eat With Popcorn and Quick Dishes
A vintage guide suggests serving popcorn on corn soup with whipped cream or atop warm cereals and as a cheese accompaniment. It describes popcorn balls with corn syrup and a sweet molasses mix, plus baked macaroni with peanut butter, and a ham burger loaf baked with tomato sauce and bacon strips.
Breakfast: Rise of a New Meal in Tudor Times
The text traces breakfast as a late seventeenth century recognition, noting earliest trace of the word in 1463. It contrasts Tudor upper classes and merchants who rarely ate before noon and six, and mentions the link between pleasure, pain, and moral good and evil as Franklin cites.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Benjamin Franklin
Dutch Frye and the $100 loan tale at a Western hotel
A Western hotel scene features Dutch Frye confronted by a man asking for a $100 loan amid a string of health excuses and odd hotel rules about room drinks. Dutch replies solemnly that the borrower might have a fatal disease if he keeps drinking.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dutch Frye
Popular
Practical Father and Romantic Miss Money Meet in Dubious Match
In New York a comic dialogue centers on a would be marriage threat from a man with money. The father questions the suitor's wealth while the romantic partner defends the charm of a cluster diamond ring studded with pearls.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
The Hopewells Convivial Pair In Evening Theatre Talk
As Gold Dust Twina, Mrs Lightwein The Hopewells appear a congenial couple with shared ideas. Mrs Sewell notes Mr Hopewell reading Abbott Life of Bonaparte and Mrs Hopewell Beatrice Sparerik Beauty Hints. Critics discuss a theater outing with Romeo and Juliet.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Gold Dust Twina
Mrs. Lightwein
the Hopewells
Mrs. Sewell
Mr. Hopewell
Abbott
Bonaparte
Mrs. Hopewell
Beatrice Sparerik
So you claim to be a literary man eh
A brief dialogue shows a literary man defending his claim while being accused of selling shoe strings as one of the ways to make a living. The exchange implies a sharp wit and social comment on writing and commerce.
To the Point She What'd you buy if you had a dime Wille
Dialogue styled lines show a playful exchange with a character named Wille asked about spending a dime. The casual question prompts a humorous or abrupt response.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Wille
Cost of Living Blues in a Waiter’s Tip
A humorous verse notes rising prices and tips as a waiter shifts from taking a dime to a half dollar, reflecting the era’s changing cost of living and diners’ reaction to higher charges.
The Family Jar and Wry Exchange in Print
A quirky dialogue exchange features lines about the foolkiller, a gambling joke, and a memory of sitting outdoors. The banter touches on advance notice, mourning, and curious banter about a game called poker with warning of burning fingers.
Plumpness Causes Matrimonial Misunderstanding
In a puzzled exchange a wife fears divorce over remarks about her weight while her husband explains his complaint is about a house he rents, not her, revealing a comic miscommunication about an “elephant on his hands.”
Real purpose she papa says you have no purpose
Fragmentary text portrays a heated exchange where a father dismisses life purpose while a lover claims intimate acts prove devotion, reflecting a tense family relationship and personal conflict.
Resinol Ointment Promises Fast Skin Relief Ad
An old advertisement touts Resinol ointment and soap for itchy burning skin and acne like pimples and blackheads. It claims quick healing starting the moment it is applied and notes doctors have prescribed it for nineteen years, with nationwide druggist sales.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Adv
Velvet Glide Echoes in Dance at Night
A romantic exchange captures a couple dancing with velvet ease as one whispers delight and the other confirms the sensation, scene set by a New York World report.
Not on Hers Quote Spotted in Houston Post
A clipped excerpt features a playful exchange about balance and footing quoted from the Houston Post, illustrating a light moment in a city paper. The dialogue centers on light banter about being right on one’s feet and alighting.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Houston Post
Fragmented Quote on Comfort and Mothers and Daughters
A terse, enigmatic line contrasts comfort and eggs with a shrug from an actor and a teen daughter’s view. The quote hints at a mother not being seen as a heroine by her sixteen year old.
Proof of Love and Wit in a Small Town Zing
A playful exchange centers on affection and aging with a quip about a woman moving towns after twenty five. The piece contrasts romance with wit and hints at social observations in a lighthearted tone.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sho
Prison reforms urged by inmates and wardens suggested
Inmates express general dissatisfaction with the prison system and call for experienced wardens. They propose hiring hotel industry professionals accustomed to serving demanding clients to improve management and services. The comments reflect demand for practical, customer oriented reforms within the facility.
Are you on and d papa doin to stay at home evéoing
The dialogue features a child asking about staying at home and a mother answering yes dear. A humorous aside claims a judge explains a rumor about marrying a typewriter. The line notes the notion that she was no good as a typewriter and thus an easy way to end the marriage.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tiffin
Irl
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Real Beginners Dialog Sparks Florodora Sextet Mention
The dialogue discusses a modern play about biology and sex with a jab about the Florodora sextet being possibly the origin. The exchange notes uncertainty and attributes the idea to notable musical theater acts of the era.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Florodora
His Scapegoat
A judge recalls a child's reply about his new maman and the motive for liking her, noting the child said he broke her vase yesterday and blamed the maid, revealing the underlying impulse behind praise.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Harry
Vasa
Secret Divorces and Wry Table Leg Joke
A lively dialogue riffing on hidden life secrets and a divorce confession ends with a pun about a wooden leg made from a table leg. The exchange features playful quips from a soldier and an old man, highlighting humor in human quirks.
Farm-born writer now pens cereal bearing jokes
A light exchange notes a former serial writer for the paper is farming and producing cereal brands, signaling a humorous career shift from storytelling to breakfast goods.
Bantling Verse Explains Thin Prose Claim
Expert exegesis discusses bantling a term for a thin verse. The dialogue explores meaning with humorous mispronunciation and a claim of no fat prose in a bantling, concluding it suggests the verse was too thin.
Meaning of allegro in music from Paderewski quip
A playful remark explains allegro as a tempo where the performer should avoid letting the right hand reveal the left hand. The line attributes the idea to a persona and uses a comic, informal exchange to convey the sense of musical balance.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Aw Paderewski
Sonny
Allegro
Ben
Playing the Part in a Short Comedy Exchange
A brief comic dialogue shows a wife calling her husband prune and his retort as he comes home and eats wed. The exchange ends with a playful clash reflecting domestic humor.
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