Patent Medicine Jingle Recounts Old Time Remedies
A fragment touts Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for teething and a string of family health claims. The ad style blurs with unsolicited praise for a good husband while noting the dangers of worthless partners and a general moral tone.
Scaly Psoriasis on Limbs A Troop Soldier Story
Walter Mahony of Troop H Sth A 8 Cavalry Camp McCoy Sparta Wisconsin describes a two year battle with psoriasis. He notes a rash of small dots forming white scales and itching. After trying various treatments he used Cuticura Soap and Ointment, which he says cured him in three months. The ad includes free samples and a postal reply address. It's no trouble to find a woman who can keep a secret.
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The Basem ent Philosopher Dividing a quarrel over wealth and wife
A janitor in a boiler room confronts his Nordic assistant then vents about a wife’s wealth and betrayal. He reveals plans to seize money in the bank and mortgages while flexing patience and threats. The tense dialogue exposes domestic strain and looming separation.
Brain Work and Long Life, A Glimpse From a Busy Mind
English judges, Lord Alverstone, and a janitor’s tale collide as the old debate on aging and mental effort unfolds. The piece contrasts worries about family, frugality, and the value of sustained brain work for longevity with observations on aging laborers and the tonic power of serious thought.
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Wolf dog tale ends with dog just ahead
A Maine man recalls a Western friend lured by a stranger into buying what was claimed to be the finest wolf dog. The dog tracks a scent on a long chase, the rider follows, and a midday meeting reveals the dog was a trifle ahead. Harpers Magazine.
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European wine production in 1913 by country totals
The 1913 wine output for Spain, France, Italy, Luxemburg, Roumania, Switzerland, Algeria, and Turin is estimated at 2 781 985 000 gallons, up from 2 498 322 000 gallons in 1911, a rise of 31 4 percent.
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Dry Farm Potatoes Method of Preparing Land for Crop
Montana agr icultural college notes on dry land potato production. Spring or fall soil prep varies by soil type and season, aiming to preserve moisture and improve structure. Plant seed 20 inches apart in rows 3 ft 6 in apart, 2.5 to 4 inches deep, with regular harrowing. Potato beetle control via Paris green spray, applied on clear days, early morning. Two to three crops per field possible with good seed and soil prep.
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Montana Agricultural College
Saving the Early Layers Hens in September Pullets for Breeding
Farmers and small poultrymen who cannot afford trap nests can select pullets in September and October that are about to begin laying and reserve a pen for Bedgon's breeders. Early laying pullets tend to continue laying well, helping improve the breeding stock and reduce weeds in the next generation.
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Thrift sermon moves thoughtful boy to save nickel
The Chicago Record-Herald notes a sermon on thrift. Jim Watches listens intently and tells the minister he plans to use his nickel wisely by saving it for a real need rather than putting it in the collection plate.
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Should Have Advertised Mistletoe Prank Sparks Christmas Decoraries
A sentimental young woman decorates for Christmas, only to find mistletoe moved and displayed in plain view by the front windows. Her brother quips that she needs to advertise to attract customers, implying the prank was meant as a playful nudge. Judge remarks underline the humor and home-business miscue.
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Millionaire's plan to hide luxuries amid hard times
A Chicago Record-Herald quote notes a strategy from a wealthy individual to lock cars in the garage and wear old clothes to avoid exposing public indulgences. The aim is to maintain the belief that hardship continues and to forestall additional government restrictions.
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Chicago Record-Herald
Enterprising florist signs spark playful window brag
A florist touts seeds with every plant while a rival offers earth with each plant. A curious boy watches a fat man chew string as a corner scene unfolds. Quips about dates, suitors, and a foghorn request follow in lighthearted banter.
Love And Money Weigh On Pleasures Of The Heart
A reflective piece notes that love does not power the world as steadily as money, yet romance can drive a person into financial strain. The adage contrasts emotional pursuit with material cost, hinting at caution in love’s investments.
Guarantee of a firm with twenty five years backing
The extracts for over twenty five years are back of all dealers who supply Hewletts Extracts and their other products. They are known to be consistently good.
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Poet's License by Robert W Chambers critique reflects poet’s awkward rhyme
The Philadelphia Bulletin quotes Robert W Chambers lampooning a New York poet. He notes the verse drags in words aimed at rhyme and mocks a supposed Lake Sunapee epigraph about George Meadows. The piece underscores playful literary feuding and misattribution to Meadows Fields.
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Witness says he heard nothing while eating in restaurant
A heavy set witness testifies in an assault case that he heard nothing from the scene. He was dining when the incident occurred and admits no direct knowledge of events as the judge questions him.
A Wife's Real Value and Cynical Jokes About Marriage
A club remark by John D. Rockefeller Jr. prompts a wry discussion on marriage and value. The cynic jokes that a good wife becomes valuable when a man faces trouble, noting the habit of placing property in a wife’s name.
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Suspect Crow Farmyard Pact Unfolds In Quirky Debate
The Kansas City Journal reports a farmers debate on trusting crows as farm helpers. Farmer Whiffle questions the crow’s loyalty while a wary observer notes having many suspicious friends. This odd exchange highlights rural humor and skepticism toward wildlife allies.
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Agricultural Department
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Equipped for Fame and Farmers Talk Josh's Spotlight
A fragment from a rural dialogue features Farmer Corn tessel predicting boy Josh will gain public notice. He claims Josh has a kind of whistle or trait that draws attention wherever he goes, suggesting early signs of prominence.
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Depressing Influence in Gazetteer of Cheer
A Washington Star quote features Mr. Growdhes dismissing a persistent cheerful adviser who urges constant upbeat effort. The exchange reflects skepticism toward relentless optimism as a coping mechanism.
The Limit Gabe-Cadge Owes Everybody in Town
A Cincinnati Enquirer quip notes Gabe Cadge has bad credit and could not borrow trouble as talk spreads he owes many in town. The item reads as a humorous aside about financial reputation.
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