Take That The Dentist and the Patient Joke
A fussy dentist, asserting wisdom, asks about prior dental advice. The patient replies he spoke to a druggist who advised him to visit the dentist, prompting a humorous exchange about who gave the better guidance.
Community Chest drive and presidential policy critique
The article advocates the Community Chest as a rational charity method guiding gifts through informed authorities. It argues private giving remains essential, warns against government overreach and “what-the-hell” lawmaking, and cites naval base acquisition as a case of executive action bypassing Congress. It stresses personal responsibility and local donor engagement.
Selection standards for regular army officers and men
The text outlines the qualification criteria used in choosing individuals for service in the regular army, detailing required physical, educational, and aptitude standards used to assess conscripts or volunteers. It emphasizes uniform procedures across selection boards and consistent application of criteria.
Embargo Debate Over Japan Ties Cabinet Split
A White House clash on Japan policy pits Secretary Stimson Knox Ickes against Hull and Welles. Admirals warn of strategic risk as embargoes threaten oil supplies, while a new nationality act tightens rules for American born Japanese.
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Flour of the Family or Dough Joke in Courtship
Reggie writes to his beloved’s father seeking consent for marriage. The father responds with a pun, asking if it is the flour of the family or the dough he wants, highlighting a humorous misreading of the note and the awkward moment of approval.
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