Humorous Snippets Parade Across Newspapers
A collage of joke lines and brief quips from various papers shows light humor on marriage, workmanship, politics, and daily life. Dialog-style bits touch on love, furniture, and shop chatter, reflecting a cross-section of contemporary witty bites.
Poker in the Caribbean hampered by the lads and dames
A scribal reminiscence of a tavern poker game with colorful locals. Broadwater accuses Knight of cheating while Whitehead apologizes for confusing a stranger. Stakes include seven dollars and a pot of kings and an ace as players boast of drawing high cards.
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Dean
Bromdwater
Kright
Broadwater
Mr. Whitehead
Derry
Jenkins
Peter Latherwell
Washington Post
Thievish Ingenuity of Upper India Burglars
A Bombay Gazette correspondent describes burglars in upper India as highly cautious and inventive. They lay exit routes with broken bottles to deter pursuit and use sand to blind pursuers. A highwayman in a cited case kept a blanket and used a turban to entangle a pursuer, illustrating their meticulous precautions.
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Upper
India
UN Comte
Bombay Gazette
The Obergarbderober and Ex-Imperial Wardrobes
The article describes the management of Emperor William’s uniforms and costumes. An official called the obergardero bier oversees two valets and a large wardrobe system. The national uniforms are kept by a former German navy officer.
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Peror William
Po Meens
Obergerierobler
London
Veterans Courageously Endure Ailments Then Find Relief
An aged veteran Levi McIntortt, who served in the Mexican War and Civil War, suffered years of infirmity before using Dr Williams Pink Pills. Within days his color returned, strength rose, and he could again perform daily tasks, chopping wood and walking distances. He endorses the pills and offers to testify to their effect.
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Berets
Wootetock
Fay
Sollier
Woolstock
Mexico
Levi
Ani
Williams
Pilis
Meluturf
Ol Gemiers
Notable Personal Mentions Highlight Elite Figures
Wasmisoton stands six feet two inches. W W Prine of Durham to earn a 50 000 salary as chief attorney for American Tobacco in New York. He is son of Judge T C Fuller and has awarded Prof. Charles W Walcott a medal for geology and paleontology services. Anna Grance Gocip’s sister is engaged to Count Castellane for the fourth time. Duartes A Cottier, 47, heads the Cotton Exposition in Atlanta and has Piermont expo experience. Da [eves Wensten, of Wellesley, earned the doctorate in philosophy and studied in Germany. Jawis Strowe of Cleveland, noted forensic expert, led Newbury insane asylum and testified at Guiteau trial.
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Wasmisoton
W. W. Prine
Durham
N. C
American Tobacco Company
New York
T. C. Fuller
United States Court of Private Land Claims
Charles W. Walcott
United States Geological Survey
Fecomuithan
Grance Gocip
Anna
Count Castellane
Duartes A. Cottier
Atlanta
Amd
Eves Wensten
Wellesley College
Germany
Jawis Strowe
Clevelanl, D
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Guitean
Moments With Justice in Odd County Tales
A farmer Barwoxp A. Ksient of Columbia County sues for divorce over a domestic tiff and a betrothed diamond ring worth three hundred dollars. A Chicago lawyer jokes about marriage vows in a probate tone as courts handle a saloon license debt and a calf case worth eighteen dollars. Ingham County Michigan hears two days of sheep and calf disputes, with minor differences of fifty cents.
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Barwoxp A. Ksient
Columbia Eounty
Cmeaco
Supreme Court of Indians
Jroex Rogen A. Prron
New York
Ingham County
Mich
Wedneesday
Thorsday
World of Art Tidbits and Notable Statues
A Philadelphia artist offers a 5000 prize for the best American painting. The largest bronze statue is Peter the Great in St Petersburg at 1100 tons. Stockton on Tees plans a statue to chemist John Walker who died in 1557 for lucifer matches invention. Bayeux tapestry shows decay signs despite protection. Washington trip features Corcoran gallery landscape by Bayard. Abby travels Europe for data. Howard Pyle dwelling in Delaware with Ambassador Bayard’s historic mansion.
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Whiiam L. Exarss
Philadelphia
Peter the Great
St. Petersburg
Stockton-on-Tees
John Walker
Bayeux
Paris Academie Des Inscriptions
England
Washington
Corcoran Art Gallery
Abby
Great Britain
Europe
Howard Pyle
Delaware
Ambassador Bayard
Eternal Mysteries of Life and Love Poem
A fragment from Jornelta M Nicholl presents a lyrical meditation on loss and longing. The speaker envisions a mother and child, contrasting earthly sorrow with a hoped heavenly reunion, as guiding verses touch on fate, faith, and transcendence.
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Bia
Atarre
Love and business unite in a Chicago street tale
Mrs Mackus, a parish seamstress and widow, lives next to a shop owner named Throberty. He is observed as a respectable neighbor with a modest background, and their budding affection leads to a house exchange where his repair shop remains and Eleanor, the daughter, receives education. Their wedding unites business and home life in the parish area, celebrated with Father Ronan.
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Mr. Mackus
Brotherliess
Eleanor
Det Mra Mackos
Mary
Mackas
Homers
Ketan
Mackus
Mfe
Mr. Throberty
Mrs Mackus
Ronan
Markus
Chicago Record
Army and Navy Notes Recall French Battleship Brenous
A rough navy column notes the Brenous top weight issue delaying seaworthiness and reports plans to shift the vessel to the Saint Georges area off French Guiana rather than New Caledonia as crews work to adjust escape systems.
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Brenous
Darrree Ia
Les du Saint
Galena
New Caledonia
Two Incidents From the Franco German War Told by a French Doctor
A French army surgeon recounts two striking scenes at Frischwiller during the Franco German war. He describes a lone French shepherd boy sending a farewell letter as German troops advance, and later miners abandoning picks to improvise muskets against the invaders as retreating lines collapse.
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Fragmented OCR style collage shows a mix of quotations and ads including a hundred dollar reward for catarrh cure and testimonials. The text mixes humorous lines, product pitches, and a few partial phrases about a missing husband and funeral costs.
Dr Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery Promises Blood Vitality
An advertisement extols Dr Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery as boosting blood health and bodily energy to fight consumption and-related ailments. It claims the remedy can cure many early cases of consumption and invites readers to request a medical treatise pamphlet by mailing six cents and their address.
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Pierce
Giden Medical
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