Wise Household Believes Gas Meter Robber to Blame
Mrs Wise voices fear of a robber in the cellar, while Mr Wise dismisses the claim, attributing the supposed intruder to the gas meter rather than a person. The exchange highlights a domestic dispute over a perceived threat and a practical explanation.
Pellagra Link Not Crops Says European Committee
Dr. Sambon reports Rome telegraph that maize does not cause pellagra. The panel of disease experts identifies simulium tepans, a biting fly, as the disease’s parasite carrier, refuting corn as the source.
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Mississippi a mosaic of progress and tribulations
In Meridian the cornerstone of the Harry Howard Hospital was laid with Masons present and speeches by Grand Masters. News notes include a dormitory plan for Madison County Agricultural High School, a four week July August teachers' normal, severe April frost damage to tomato crops, a canal survey by Waiden Dredging, and hopes to drain valuable submerged lead. Also reported are births, wheat planting in Sunflower, college appointments, a Harpers Humpreys illness in Memphis infirmary, Osborn arson conviction, Brookhaven Woodmen Camp growth, Meridian mill closures, a fatal freight wreck near Senoba, multiple congressional campaigns, Maben four mill plans, Grenada Confederate monument unveiling, Starkville livestock meeting, new long distance line Mendenhall to Columbia, and Dr T M Price found dead near Raymond.
Bartletts and Bowdoin Arabs in a Parlor Scene
Har vard College is described in a humorous barroom setting with references to Artemus Ward and Bowdoin College. The narrator muses on a young correspondent son and his potential as an American humorist. Laughter and parental worries blend with sketches and quips from Life excerpts.
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The Bald-Headed Man Quotes on Marriage Attire
A brief quip contrasts marital attire with hair choices. The speaker jokes that a wife’s wardrobe should match the husband’s hair this year, noting his wife’s dresses are decollate and praising life’s sweetness through contentment. The remark echoes Robert Collyer as a witty observation on domestic style.
Feeding children improves health with better meals
A mother reports her children became sturdier after changing to fruit, Grape-Nuts with cream, soft boiled eggs, Postum for breakfast, and toast with vegetables. She notes bowel and stomach troubles eased and cites the book The Road to Wellville as a reference, with a claim there is a reason for the improvement.
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Gates of the Beautiful Gate and inner life
A sermon-like meditation on the lame man at the temple gate and the spiritual gates of faith prayer and hope. The piece contrasts outer wealth with inner beauty, urging daily presence at the Beautiful Gates to receive moral renewal and divine blessing.
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Tramp Uses Human Nature To Secure Meal
A hungry tramp, entering a Pittsburg suburb, seeks food door to door. After nine refusals he is finally given a bite by a prudent matron who overheard a neighbor’s doubt and offers him a meal.
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Sixteen Years of Skin Disease Replaced by Cure
Leonard A. Hawter of Brooklyn New York describes a long battle with a severe skin condition starting in childhood. After trying many doctors with little relief he used Cuticura Soap Ointment and Pills, purchased two sets, and reports a complete transformation and happiness with a true cure by July 1909.
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Justice of the Peace Oversees Divorce Seeker’s Plea
A lighthearted editorial quip recalls the phrase joined together let none divide as a justice of the peace weighs a divorce request. The exchange frames a local婚 proceedings moment in the paper’s voice.
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Rate of hospital growth for indigent consumptives
The National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis warns it would take about forty five years to provide adequate hospital beds for all indigent consumptives in the United States. Last year 7 000 beds were added, totaling 22 720 beds for about 200 060 indigent consumptives, with May 1 1909 noting 294 institutions and 15 244 beds. The association’s annual report cites 99 new institutions and 7 500 more beds.
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Dean's Kidney Medicine Promises Permanent Kidney Cure
An advertisement touts Down's Kidney Pile cure for sick kidneys with testimonials from N Markham of Montesano Washington. It claims permanent relief and urges purchase through Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY. It cites bed shortages for consumptives and urges study by the National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis.
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Keene on Horses and Business at Cedarhurst Luncheon
James R. Keene, noted horseman and financier, spoke at his Cedarhurst home about his love of horses providing comfort while maintaining business priorities. He contrasted it with a young father’s affectionate praise for his two year old thoroughbred, implying maternal pride and horse affinity can clash.
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Cedarhurst
Graft and envy theme in magazine talk at New York club
A magazine editor at an Authors' club dinner in New York laments graft and crookedness while a writer mocks wealth and honor as interchangeable. A door next to scarlet fever incident, a child’s misheard tale adds a cautionary note on storytelling. A quip about geography follows a boy’s prank, contrasting wit and discipline.
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Fragmented Dialogue Fragments and Ads Highlight Vintage Humor
A newspaper clipping catalogs dialogue snippets about electricity love and smoking with lines like Miss Keene and Mr Lapleigh. It also includes an eye salve ad Pettit's Eye Salve and a Loyalist quotation urging better trust, plus a killer as a common claim.
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Statue honored Horace Wells remembered by France
A Washington dentist hails France for erecting a statue of Horace Wells in Paris Place des Plats Unis and notes the March unveiling was attended by scientists worldwide. Wells, born in Hartford in 1815, pioneered nitrous oxide anesthesia in dentistry and is praised as a benefactor to mankind. The piece includes a brief parable about statues honoring famous men and a Coca Cola booklet promotion.
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Rather Personal Tallman and Shortman Dialogue
A quirky exchange between Tallman and Shortman spans personal traits and social behavior. The dialogue touches on memory, marital history, vanity, and witty punchlines about appearances and wisdom, reflecting a period humor voice.
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