Frivolous Quotes and Jests From a Parlor of 19th Century Wit
A collage of humorous quips about money houses doctors and pets from the Indianapolis Star and Philadelphia Ledger print items. The jokes touch on investment bad luck hotel rooms and a dachshund missing a call with light satirical tone.
Race to the Echo Phonograph Ends in Celebration
J Wallingford Speed wins a dramatic race beating Skinner of the Centipede ranch after a tense contest at Flying Heart. Helen Blake and Jack Chapin witness, with Speed and Covington amid plans and wagers as Larry Glass escapes before victory. The scene closes with Speed and Helen in a quiet triumph and the Echo Phonograph playing.
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Flying Heart Ranch
Centipede
Flying Heart
J. Wallingford Speed
Yale
Culver Covington
Helen Blake
Speed
Jean Chapin
Covington
Helen
Larry Glass
Blake
Wally
Fresno
Stanford University
Glass
Willie
Skinner
Lawrence Glass
Larry
New York
Paris
Mariedetta
Corral
J. Wallingford
Gallagher
Stover
Celey
Mr. Speed
Albuquerque
Chapin
Catara
Holy City
Jack Chapin
Miss Blake
Frea
Grievance Exchange Sparks Satirical Debate
In a Puck excerpt, a scowling socialist argues wealth is not equitably distributed. Mr. Scadds concedes and boasts about possessing two hundred fifty thousand while knowing a dozen men with more than a million each.
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Mr. Scadds
Puck
Chocolate cake praise and a dog biscuit lament
A bride lavishes praise on her husband using layered chocolate cake metaphors. When the mood shifts she replies with increasingly negative checks until her mother humorously concludes the husband is “dog biscuit,” illustrating domestic teasing in a National Monthly joke excerpt.
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John
National Monthly
Cleaning Wool with Cornmeal Borax Mix
A recipe mixes cornmeal borax and magnesia to clean woolen goods. Dry scrub for shawls and sweaters involves dusting the mixture then beating inside folded sheets. The note highlights borax as a helpful cleaner and mentions bronchial trouble and Dean's Men cough drops. A brief quip on Jones and a widower's heartwarming line conclude.
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Dean
Illinois
Charles Easter
E.walnut Sr
Watseka
Hope
Doan
Our
Burn CO
Buffalo, N.Y
France
Dobbs
Gibbs
Ridhleigh
Dibbs
Tommy
Dachshund
Rattlepate
Indianapolis Star
Philadelphia Ledger
Texbeach
Paul Ardestrong
Case Dee of
Harper &B
Mner
Mr. Skinner
Post
Tire
Samuel
THE
Centaur Company
Bears
Castoria
Foley
Belle
Haverstock RD
Hampster
Dr-Lecler D
London
Eng
Parker
Druggiste
W. N. Uy
Indianapolis
Danaea Wanan
Spohn
Spohn Medicat
Gosher
Jerfi Smon
Standard Oil Company
Indiana Corporation
Chicago
Winchester
Winchester Repeating Arms Co
New
Haver, Con