Don't Monkey Around with Simian Pets
A reader cites the Simian Society of America brochure warning against monkey ownership. It notes primates are wild, can attack, require constant supervision, expensive care, and may live 20 to 40 years. The column dismisses pet primates and urges regulatory checks, insurance, and space. It closes with Gem of the Day joke about age and unlisted numbers.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ann Landers
Simian Society of America
Jacksonville
Jrl
Fish and Game
Ani
Health Department
Joe
California
Louise Plachta
Mount Pleasant
Mich
Runaway goldfish found in distant puddle and returned
Dear Heloise recounts a heavy rain incident where a pond overflow sent a large goldfish downstream five houses away. The family tracked the glittering escapee to a puddle, scooped it up and returned it to the pond, happy to recover at least one pet.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
W.A
San Antonio
Heloise
Hydration guidance from Dr Donohue on heat loss and exercise
In heat, sweating cools the body and can drop 2 to 3 quarts of fluid per hour. Weigh before and after exercise to estimate loss, since each pound lost equals about one pint of fluid. Rehydrate with 2-4 cups/hour before and 1 cup every 20 minutes during exercise. thirst is an unreliable guide.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
DR. Donohue
D.L
Crossword by Eugene Sheffer across clues mix a playful puzzle
The page presents a Eugene Sheffer crossword with a dense list of Across clues including Can Summe prov sign and several broken phrases. Entries mention figures like Humphrey and Xena and cover categories from places to foods, urging solvers to match with a standard puzzle grid.
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Cy L
Albuquerque
N.M
Toby
Nicco B
Seattle
D. Ward
Paul Donohue
Eugene Sheffer
Max von
Graceland
Tara Homer Simpson
Agit 35
Cart
Reuben
Bill Holder
Lincoln Prospec
Tor
Douglas
Siberia
Currier’s
Protec
Enthus
Nati Hacien University Das
Witherspoon
Rose Or Rozelle
Clinton
Cornfield Cry
Ain Aluma
Itel
King Features
Nyc
Hallowe'en
Bok
Grampa
the Family
Bi Kee
Sunnie
Blondie
Leroy
Pake
Tom Daves II
Harper
Beetle Bailey
Quarterback
Mez
Fen
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