Washington mules and unleaded gas shake up policy
In a lighthearted Washington misfit between regulation and American ingenuity, the column notes the EPA railing at lead free gas use yet drivers cling to cheaper unleaded fuel. It also mocks a canceled mid January Energy Symposium and recalls a 60 year old tax filing reminder in Atchison. It closes with a quip about detergent boxes growing in size and a farmer joke about cross state truck trips.
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Haircut Leads Hornbeck Through a Mock Trial of Looks
In a humorous piece, Hornbeck recounts a disastrous barber visit where a simple haircut triggers a cascade of insults from friends. The awkward carping and jokes about ears, eyebrows, and a possible face lift reveal how appearances reshape his mood and identity. He notes the shift from jovial to surly and ends with a perplexing encounter with a curious woman.
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Two Infections At Once Dear Dr Thosteson
A reader asks if vaginal and urinary tract infections can occur simultaneously and if hysterectomy or age affects vaginitis. The doctor explains coexisting infections are possible, cites common causes like Trichomonas or yeast, notes E coli in UTIs, and mentions hormone balance if ovaries were removed. Hygiene and proper antibiotics are discussed along with a brief digression on stomach digestion and unrelated queries.
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Ag Handbook highlights charts on farming trends and exports
The 1977 USDA agricultural handbook offers more charts showing rising farm output over years, how per capita output compares with other nations, rising farm assets and debts, land use shifts, irrigation, and export dynamics. U.S. exports drive 1976 coarse grain and wheat totals, with the Soviet Union and Canada as major players.
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