Washington warnings spark satire on daily life
The Saturday Notebook riff satirically critiques federal agency warnings on everyday habits from deodorant and eggs to bacon and car tires. It mocks EPA letters demanding pollution reports and notes rising hospital maternity fees and cemetery burial costs amid inflation.
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A Conservative View Mountains Of Sham By James J Kilpatrick
Kilpatrick denounces political conventions as sham and bombast, faulting both parties for mendacious rhetoric. He critiques Democrat and Republican claims on energy, inflation, defense, and deregulation, and laments voter disengagement while predicting more of the same rhetoric at future conventions.
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East Meets West In KC By RODERICK TURNBULL
A Chinese agricultural delegation led by Huo Shilian visited Kansas City on an American tour. The group included nine officials, an interpreter, and three embassy representatives. KC leaders hosted a formal dinner, with Shilian speaking on China’s agriculture role.
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Build Up Your Floppy Ankles With Simple Exercises
A reader asks about ankle instability and taping. Should exercise help more than tape? Start with circles or figure eights while running, then stretch by pulling the foot under a heavy object, and push against the floor on both sides. Standing on a small block and lowering the heels strengthens the leg and stretches the Achilles tendon. Repeat at least 10 times, holding 30 to 60 seconds. Use support if needed to avoid tumbles.
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TV Tonight with NFL Preseason and Classic Films
A scattered TV guide lists NFL Preseason Dallas Cowboys vs. Houston Texans, Atlanta vs. Chargers, and St. Louis Cardinale games. It also previews movies and shows including Beaux James drama, Sherlock Holmes thriller, and a Nashville music segment.
China population talks and US wheat exports noted
The column discusses China's population goal of 1.2 billion by 2000 and its rising grain imports from the United States. It cites USDA export data up to August 5 for 1980 81 including wheat 4 011 300 tons to China and other crops. It contrasts China US and Soviet trade and ends with a prayer.
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