Dear Ann Landers: accordion obsession in marriage satire
In a light column, readers share jokes and questions about a 30th anniversary couple troubled by a wife's lifelong accordion habit and odd musical companionship. The letter-wagging humor moves through anecdotes of friends and an absurd late night recital, offering playful endearing advice.
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Murray
Long Island
Washington Post
Herbert Scott
University of Pittsburgh Press
Shelby Coffey
Los Angeles Times
Shelby
Frankenstein
Ann
Fax confusion warns readers about blackened pages
Heloise suggests photocopying important faxes for records as the ink on older fax paper may turn black. A reader from Brainerd Dispatch notes ketchup packets aren’t free for cleaning pans. they’re condiments, though bundles from takeout can be reused for camping and picnics. Abby Caputo shares a DIY tip to cover buttons using shoulder-pad material from a dress.
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Heloise
Brainerd Dispatch
Marylesbaugh
Manhattan Beach
Minn
Abby Caputo
Danmore, Pa
Do Antibiotics Have Stronger Side Effects Today
Dear reader asks if modern antibiotics cause more side effects than penicillin. Answer explains broader targets can disrupt balance among harmless germs, producing symptoms like yeast infections and stomach pain. Emphasizes physician must tailor choices and avoid stopping antibiotics without doctor guidance.
Crossword by Eugene Sheffer Across and Down Clues
Crossword by Eugene Sheffer features clues across and down with a 24 minute solution time. Notable entries include Beiderbecke Deighton Tom Joad and Beatty. The puzzle blends wordplay on phrases and names with thematic hints and letterplay common to a daily cryptic style.
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Deighton
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Tom Joad
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Andy
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