Dairy Complaints About Milk Quality Grow Tense
A dairyman and a customer spar over poor grass feed and crying cows. The woman insists the cows’ tears should not end up in her milk bottle, while the milkman laments short grass feed.
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Newspaper
Orono Weekly Times
Location
Orono, Ontario, Canada
Date
May 16, 1946
Page
3
The Sporting Thing No score left for you this time
A terse exchange shadows a sports duel with lingering tension over scoring. One side prompts a final tally while the other withholds, hinting at a contested outcome or unresolved result.
Trombone Ambition in a Simple Life Parable
A house hunter seeks a secluded home to practice the trombone not the simple life. The house agent counters with ambition and money schemes, while the conceited suitor boasts of Guards misperception as his companion remains unimpressed amid a wry exchange.
Aid and roadside odds in a small town humor scene
A bishop at a banquet endures a clumsy waiter spill of hot soup on his lap. A stranded motorist waves for help as a large car stops with a man in a fur coat offering gas. He quips that the issue is not gas but para new flint.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Leip
Voices warn against fatigue in aging workforce
Toronto coroner urges men over 50 to guard against fatigue though avoiding it risks boredom and harm. The column reflects regional voices on memory and risk, noting parables from editors in Peterborough Stratford and Chatham, with a quip about rising asphalt costs not yet affecting new homes.
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Toronto
Peterborough Examiner
Shopper hides shortening to steal today at Winnipeg store
A Winnipeg shopper stopped at the cashier with shortening she admits hiding in the store yesterday because she could not pay. The cashier recalls shortening sold out quickly yesterday, and the shopper explains she hid the item to steal it today.
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Winnipeg
Woolworth Heiress Seeks Love Despite Denials
The Ottawa Journal notes the Woolworth heiress denies marrying again while quipping about fools. It highlights the paradox that many people still pursue marriage after such claims.
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Woolworth
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