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Newspaper

Orono Weekly Times

Location

Orono, Ontario, Canada

Date

Aug 01, 1946

Page

7

Just In Fun One Liners and Jokes From a Studio

A collection of brief humorous lines and dialogue shows a visitor praising a quiet boy who earns a banked phoniness, a quip about a father with two sons one in politics, a classroom pun about three sixteenths, a Teacher Johnny exchange, and an artist confessing a decade spent creating and selling a single picture.

Outstanding Contribution Chemistry Has Made to World

A student named Plundes asks about the key impact of chemistry on society. The prompt notes a contribution prefessor and questions the field's major breakthroughs and lasting benefits.

Plundes

From Russia to hospital doors and the Great White King

A German officer returns from Russia and visits a hospital. He enters doors labeled Troops Officers Serious cases Slightly injured Party Members Non-Party Members and ends in the Street. A friend notes the organization was marvelous.

Russia

Castor oil joke and betting escapade in a small town

A boy enters a drug store and asks for castor oil with an ice cream soda while the assistant smiles. The tale shifts to a family betting scheme where the boy bets his relatives, who turn the bets into small wins by showing bare feet to prove points, ending with a humorous exchange about the bets.

America Billy

Army Leader BORIZONT Picturing Id He Commands Air Forces

Fragmented OCR yields a list of military terms and code words. The readable parts reference Maj Gen George E Id as commander of air forces in China, India and Burma with puzzle-like word clues mixed in.

China India Peer Gy Britain Great Lake

Puzzle Clue Fragments Highlight Line 31 32

A fragmentary crossword clue reads like a puzzle list with entries such as line 31 and line 32. It hints at terms including a soda fabric and a symbol related to nephrite tellurium, with a bold prompt in line 18 and a daring idea in line 20.

Life's Like That by Fred Neher

Cartoon strip fragment by Fred Neher with panels titled Reeves 33 Lag 35 Grazing homestead and related clues. Seems a humorous page noting rentors blood money and altars with a high school pinacle and cubic bone references.

No prompt origin sighted heals by crops in Normandy

Nature recovers Normandy battle landscape as crops cover shell holes and bomb craters while sand drifts over wrecks. The Woodstock Sentinel Review notes the quiet healing process after man’s terrible weapons reshape the countryside.

Man Nature Normandy Woodstock

Economics expert claims six men grasp money

The Ottawa Citizen notes an economics expert’s claim that only half a dozen men understand money, and counters that six more understand women. The remark contrasts gender knowledge in a light editorial tone.

Ottawa Citizen

Population in a Box Four Half-Miles Wide Warns Of Overcrowding

The Winnipeg Tribune cites a statistic that the world’s population could fit into a box four half-miles on each side, then suggests pursuing less drastic housing solutions to address shortages.

Winnipeg Tribune

Bathing suits tagged dry clean only upset shopper

A mother ordered bathing suits for her daughter to wear at camp and found tags warning dry clean do not wash. The New Yorker Magazine.

New Yorker

Health expert claims short skirts extend girls' lives

A health expert says short skirts add five years to a girl's life prompting playful bidding for immortality as readers note the remark in Peterborough Examiner.

Peterborough Examiner

Newspaper Circulation Growth in Canada 1891 to 1945

The Niagara Falls Review notes a shift from one copy per 12 people in 1891 to one copy per four people by 1945, reflecting expanding daily newspaper circulation across the country.

Canada Niagara Falls Review

That Won’t Stop Him From Returning Veteran’s Looming Threat

A veteran faces ongoing danger as the wolf remains a looming threat with no safe door to guard. The line underscores persistent fear despite assurances of security.

Christian Science Tronster

No Argument Scales Lend Weight to Fish Stories

A concise editorial note from the Guelph Mercury questions the claim that argument scales validate tall fishing tales, implying skepticism about embellishment in local anecdotes.

Lollipops Spike in Price Frustrates NYC Children

The Toronto Star reports a sharp rise in candy costs as lollipops jump 233 percent in New York City. A one cent item now costs three for 10 cents, squeezing children's allowances.

New York City

Mixed metaphors shape a road hog as a dog in the manger

The saying equates a reckless driver to a dog in the manger using a vivid image. It reflects a witty, sharp critique of selfish behavior on the road and the stubborn persistence of bad driving habits.

Toronto Star

Riddance: Digging Up Twitch Grass Advised

The Kitchener Record notes a method to eliminate twitch grass by digging roots, burning, sealing ashes in a steel safe, and sinking the container 40 feet underwater.

He Just Ran Away a Century Ago

The Peterborough Examiner notes that in the past both husbands and wives vanished when marriage failed, with limited communication allowing distant departures. It argues people today are no worse but separate more business-like.

Peterborough Examiner

Maxwell House Coffee Adembraces Latin American Blend

An advertisement extols Maxwell House coffee as extra delicious with a blend of choice Latin American beans, claiming it uses the finest coffees the world produces.

Maxwell House

Also Mentioned on This Page

Junior Will Smather Johnny J. R. Williams Evla ES U.S NEA Slhvice U.S. Army Borizont George E Lous Puzzie By Fred Neher Reeves Pop Voice OF the Press Guelph Kitchener H. W. Petrie Coo. Ltd S. W Toronto J. Millar Watt Gene Byrnes Pinhead
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