War on terror now in Georgia and Hollywood jests
A collage of satirical notes from Argus Hamilton spanning politics and pop culture. Jokes touch on Michael Jordan knee surgery and basketball, Jayson Williams manslaughter case, Enron testimony, a third Olympic pairs gold, NASA moon event, Jennifer Lopez Grammy dress, Torricelli ethics probe, Bush meetings with Angola Botswana Mozambique, war on terrorism expansion to Georgia, a Scarlett audition riot, Arab-Israeli border talks, welfare reform plans, and Chelsea Clinton contracts. Hamilton closes from The Comedy Store in Hollywood.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hollywood
Washington Wizards
Michael Jordan
Jayson Williams
New Jersey
Goo
White House
Georgia
Los Angeles
Scarlett
Men Accused of Robberies Cite Bail, Distress, or Home Feelings
Why People Robbing Banks and Stores cite personal debt to bail bondsmen, emotional distress over a sports loss, or a desire to return to jail as reasons. Individuals named include Guthrie of Lock Haven Pennsylvania, Gladney of St. Louis Missouri, Fremer of Inverness Florida, and Harrison of Salem Oregon, with January incidents at M&T Bank Circle K and a U S Bank.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Donald S. Guthrie
Lock Haven
M&t
Maurice Gladney
St. Louis
Rams
Robert Fremer
Inverness
Fla
Circle K
Douglas Lloyd Harrison
Salem
Ore
U.S
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Argus Hamilton
Enron
Jeff Skilling
Sherron Watkins
U.S. Senate
NASA
Jennifer Lopez
U.S. Senate Ethics Committee
Robert Torricelli
Senate
Bob Barker
Bush
Angola
Botswana
Mozambique
Charlie’s Angels
Saudi Arabia
Abdullah
Israel
Chelsea Clinton
GAO
Dick Cheney
Energy Task Force
Bill Clinton
Comedy Store
Argus
Argushamilton
NEWS
Chuck Shepherd
Ector County
Odessa
Texas
Permian Basin
P.O
E. 4Th St
J Credit Card
Bor
Ete LaLa
Ljunlaps
E. 8Th Street
ATO Tatee