Witty musings and world news in a quirky 1900s column
A collection of pithy observations on humor, leadership, and society. Notes on the sultan of Turkey, European policy toward Turkey, human nature, and a Mexico customs duty reduction cited by U S Consul-General Crittenden with terms like corpa and corga.
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Mishkill woman surprised by brothers plan to buy piano
Melissa Hunt of Mishkill No Y aged Niteen sought a piano for a sisterly gift. Her brothers feigned hesitation then secretly bought one and placed it in the parlor. On returning home she fainted from shock but is expected to recover. readers are warned to brace for such sudden surprises as a piano may head your way.
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Mishkill No Y
Cacifico
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Manolo Menendez
Soledad
Las Rodas
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Bicycle firm to produce chainless wheels next year
A renowned bicycle maker plans to build only chainless bicycles next year leveraging its bevel gear patent. Experimental machines reportedly cover 1,000 miles on rough terrain without wear or readjustment, with engineers calling the invention perfect. Speed is said to be high and power loss minimal.
Minnesota forests urged as moisture source and timber industry
The fire warden argues for forest preservation, noting forests supply moisture to hundreds of streams, fertilize soil, and support manufacturing. He advocates charcoal iron from Minnesota ore and state action to sustain forests amid corporate lumber interests. A separate note cites Jeannette L. Gilder’s fashion stance, including never wearing evening dress or bloomers.
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Anford
United States
Railways to Adopt Air Motor Propulsion on Third Avenue
It is now assured that the Third Avenue Railway in New York will adopt air motor propulsion. This will not be the first time, however, that such an system is considered or tried in urban transit.
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Aveue
New York
Graphophone in Politics Aims to Broadcast Democratic Speeches
The Washington Star reports a proposal to use graphophones to spread Democratic speeches during the campaign. Senator Jones and Candidate Bryan would record 10 to 15 minute talks on cylinders, shipped to towns to attract crowds. If funded by donations or small charges, the plan could rival Republican campaign machines.
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Democratic National Committee
Jones
National Committee
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Democratic Party
Washington Star
New Industry of Night Lamps At Central Park Entrances
A New York Times report notes a growing petty trade around lamp lighting at night at Central Park entrances. Boys beg for matches to light lamps for cabmen and carriages, sometimes swapping coins. a cabman warns against contributing to tricks while recounting a failed lamp-and-cigarette scheme and improvising with matches.
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Central Park
New York Times
Venetian first-timer saddled with winded horse tale
Sopart Savoys recalls a Venetian who had never left the lagoons finding himself on a stubborn animal as wind pushes against the horse. The anecdote contrasts his handkerchief raised to the wind and a remark about the horse’s pace.
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St. Charles Borromeo
St. Charles
Cornhill Magazine
Mission work and exploration noted in year reports
The report highlights 1775 new Sunday schools in India with 66 000 scholars. Dr. Snyder of the Southern Presbyterian Mission Board arrives in Liverpool after four years in Africa and claims a 1000 mile interior journey and a new lake. Santa Barbara unions under Chas N Crittenton spark soul saving and interest in Florence Crittenton homes led by Morton Carpenter Perry. Sir Henry Bessemer paid over 50 000 in patent stamp duties on his various inventions.
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Southern Presbyterian Mission Board
Liverpool
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Santa Barbara
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Chas. N. Crittenton
Florence Crittenton Rescue Homes
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Chas. H. Morton
Chicago
Joseph Carpenter
New York
Perry
San Francisco
Henry Bessemer
Weyler atrocity report at Gualita plantation Cuba
The account describes the Oyalita massacre at the Gualita sugar estate, where Spanish troops burned buildings, killed pacificos, and left the wounded and dead, including a Chinese worker. It also details subsequent murders by guerillas and soldiers across Cuba as reported by Grover Flint.
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M. Bernardo Duarte
M. Duarte
Lzy Dovin
Hyde Park
Fowler
Mayari Arsenal
Cienfuegos
Matanzas
Las Villas
Camaguey
Jose
Grover Flint
Parachute designs and risks in wind conditions
The article explains parachute principles comparing to an umbrella, noting two designs: steel ribbed units that open like an umbrella and ribless circular sails with tethered cords. It warns the ribless type can fail to open, risking a fall without support.
Married Folks and Happiness, a Quick Quip
A Winston quote from the Washington Times pairs Uncle Rasbury with a humorous exchange on marriage and happiness, noting the happiness of married people depends on their enjoyment of life.
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Rasbury
Washington Times
Pity Quip Noted Amid Hog Cholera Talk
A fragment shows Miss Blunt remarking on hog cholera while hanging to a strap, saying what a pity it couldn t. The brief line captures a social aside amid a health topic.
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Prisoner Sentenced in New York for Minor Theft
A New York inmate received a prison term for stealing two dollars. The case notes the small amount involved and underscores a broader issue of penalties for petty theft.
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New York
Modest Gloucester Captain Recalls Kearsarge Alabama Fight
In Gloucester Massachusetts Free Press staffer meets Capt Bickford first gunner on the Kearsarge during the 1864 engagement with the Alabama. He wears a valor medal and laughs at the shell overboard tale noting shells are timed and heavy. He doubts the overboard tossing story and cites shipboard realities.
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Mass
Free Press
Bickford
Kearsarge
Alabama
Uncle Sam
Shoplifting Habit Exposed Despite Repeats In City Stores
A Philadelphia Telegraph report notes repeated shoplifting by mostly women from Kaufmann’s. A girl from a respectable family faced a hearing with Alderman J W McMasters for stealing about five dollars worth of goods. The case was postponed a week to protect the family. officials say they aimed to curb the thefts without publicizing names. Over eighteen months nearly 200 cases occurred, few by men.
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J. W. McMasters
Kaufmann's
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Filson
Kaufmann Bros
Philadelphia Telegraph
A Duchess to Be and a Rich American Heiress
A New York correspondent notes talks of the Duchess of Manchester arranging a marriage for her son the Duke to Miss May Van Alen, daughter of James J. Van Alen. The plan hinges on wealth, status, and family consent amid Astor clan tensions and a favored, Paris-educated heiress ready for society.
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May van Alen
New York
James J. van Alen
Miss van Alen
Duchess of Manchester
America
Englih
Paris
Europe
William Astor
John Jacob Astor
Astor
Astors
van Alen
Mr. van Alen
Mr. Astor
Young van Alen
Mise Astor
Old Astor
May
Willam Astor
Global Population Facts And Life Expectancy From Historical Data
The text presents earth population estimates with births and deaths per year and per day hour and minute. It notes 72 races and 3 004 tongues, about 1 000 religions, near equal gender balance, and average lifespans around 38 years. It adds that only about one third reach 17, one in 100 000 reach 100 years, and six to seven in 100 reach 60.
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Earth
Putnam County Court Transcript Reveals Heated Exchange
In a court record a prisoner and a speaker describe a confrontation over coinage. The prisoner alleges the other party struck him after a discussion about premises and misdirection, while the speaker recalls sharper insults about knowledge and talking through his hat.
Bronte Motive Split Over Villette Hero Portrayal
The Brussels school head M. Heger mocked Charlotte Bronte for the novel Paul Emanuel claiming her depiction was revenge for shortening Miss Bronte’s Brussels stay. He and family refused to accept malice in the author’s act while the community debated the motive. Tampa, Fla. grows toward metro status with a 30,000 population and rising ambitions.
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M. Heger
Brussels
Charlotte Bronte
Tampa
Fla
Retired Connecticut Car Horses Find New Life in Camps and Homes
As trolley era cars from Connecticut cities find new uses, old vehicles are repurposed for summer shelters in rural camps, lakeside lodges, and even coastal homes near Long Island Sound. A Norwich group builds a hollow square of four horse cars at Scotchcap with a canvas awning, flagstaff, and car-constructed rooms.
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Long Island Sound
Scotchcap
Thames River
Dog Earna Hing Salary at Wood Island Lighthouse
A lighthouse dog on Wood Island near Biddeford Maine earns his salary by ringing the fog bell. The report notes about 580 generals on the Spanish army active list with officers in proportion.
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Biddeford
Maine
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