Pointed Paragraphs From a Vintage Chicago Daily News
A breezy collection of wry maxims on battle luck misers and dogs. The author muses that the first mover wins fights misery invites company invention feeds necessity and marriage may disappoint idealists who remain single. Sensible quips include pantry spots and nose ball humor.
Community Notes Highlight Local Events and Incidents
Milk dealer W C offers ill. Davis of North Forty-eighth avenue ill with kidney inflammation. New brick chimney on Forty-ninth avenue and Lake street nearly completed. M EB Church lecture March 8 in Rheberg hall with Dr W B Leach and Ministers Quartet. Fire at H O Fisher's store suspected incendiary origin. extinguished by fire dept at 1 15 am Thursday. Lady Maccabees held a well attended charity event in Sayle's hall. prize winners named. Delos Arnold bound to grand jury on Feb 24 for election mix up. George Koch case hors de justice but may reappear. Macadamization proposal for streets rejected. opposition from large property owners. residents vow to push needs. Grand prize masquerade at Rehberg Catlin's Dancing Academy drew large crowd. juvenile cake walk prizes listed. adult prize winners named. Alderman Larson and the Swedish candidate noted among crowd. teaching staff listed for dancing event.
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Judge Price
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Justice Salisbury
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Dancing Academy
Mazel M. Thompson
Willie C. Schafer
Katie Luduncs
Hagel Sholes
Nellie Woodruff
Fred Williams
George
Martha Washington
H. Dill
H. Ready
A. Olsen
Jessie Lovenow
Kate Liedwig
Mr. O. Hudson
H. Knowles
A. Sharp
R. P. Louis
A. Whaughlin
Wickum
Mrs. Lee
Bera Gasty
Hol McKlin
Alderman Larson
Peddier
Teachagg
Catlins
Wilde
Mre.Parkerson
White
Edmond
Stanley
Brislane
Sage of Sawhaw Humor and Candid Sayings
A Chicago Dispatch humorous column notes that humor can be vain and cites the cautious stance of monopolists. It reflects on liberty in Russia, hopeful schemes, and the social quirks of matchmakers after marriage. It ends with a quip about leaders and perceived value.
Odds and Ends From a Busy News Day
quips from Chicago and Pittsburgh papers appear with jokes about meals on street cars and sleeping cars on Philadelphia lines. Massachusetts honors display flags from the Civil War era in Boston's state house. Ellis Island plans a roof garden and wide floor space for immigrant housing, giving detainees a breathing place.
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New Memorial Hall
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Massachusetts
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Ellis Island
Nickel Plate Route Promises Fast Daily Through Trains
Describes express train service along the Nickel Plate road linking Chicago with Buffalo and passing through Fort Wayne Cleveland Erie Buffalo New York City Boston with intermediate points. Claims best rates and shortest Chicago Buffalo link. Porters in uniform attend to passengers in day coaches.
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Wayne
Cleveland
Erie
Buffalo
New York City
Boston
Pasengere
Cicero Town Board Hears Street and Sewer Matters
The Cicero town board approves a sidewalk on Thirteenth Street in Grant Works and grants C B & Q railroad permission to add a track across Forty-eighth Avenue. It authorizes final payment for Home Avenue sewer work, issues a $500 voucher, approves drainage and streets reports, and sets the next meeting for March 3, 1900. James A. Martin, town clerk.
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Thirteenth Street
Grant Avenue
West
Forty-eighth Street
Grant Works
Cicero
Yeas
Attridge
Frink
Hafner
Linn
MacDonald and Traill
Home Avenue
Alley First
Harrison Street
Twelfth Street
Peter MacDonald
R. H. Traill
S. D. Attridge
MacDonald
Charles N. Porter
McDonald and Traill
R. R. Co
Forty-eighth Avenue
Chris F. Hafner
John Lewis
Linn, MacDonald and Traill
Nays
D. Attridge
R. F. Linn, Jr
Traill
North Oak Park Avenue
James A. Martin
Reflections of a Bachelor Wit from the New York Press
A humorous sketch contrasts a literary man with bald head and long hair. It jokes that a wife becomes the better half by not publicizing herself as the whole, and notes fashion and photo quirks when women weigh more. A light satirical tone pervades the piece.
Things Here and There
Berlin has sixty three public monuments. Half a million clerks are employed in London. Twenty five women have been hanged in England during Queen Victoria's reign. The assessed valuation of property in Los Angeles city California is over sixty five million. It is supposed the average depth of sand in Africa is thirty to forty feet. Dairying is developing rapidly in Georgia and a state dairymen association was organized. The Paris exposition has led to the discovery that a war has followed a big exposition. Boston had an automobile wedding recently. Eight automobiles were used to convey the bridal party. Verchoyansk in Oriental Siberia is the coldest inhabited country. The daily mean temperature for the year is 2.74 degrees below zero. Scene: The Rialto. First Actor How did you like my Romeo. Pretty good eh. Second Actor Good My dead boy good is not the word. Harlem. Lite.
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Verchojansk
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Harlem
Lite
Tribune Claims Top Journalism Excellence Record
The Chicago Tribune is described as likely to post the highest average in any national journalism competition, reflecting superior performance across all departments according to longstanding claims.
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Chicago Tribune
United States
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World-Herald
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Pest
Ladies Invited to Try Dwight's Complexion Beautifier
A Huntington West Virginia notice offers free full size samples of Dwight's Complexion Beautifier to every woman who sends her post office address and a dime for packing and postage. One free box per address. orders may be placed for friends as well.
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Mackintosh
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Chicaco
Ill
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