Humorous musings and oddities from a Cicero weekly page
Editor William Halley presents a digest of fleeting thoughts and strange local tales. The column notes London divorce gossip suggesting caution for American women and reports curious incidents from Crawfordville Indiana and a New York surrogate ruling on George Gould inheritance taxes.
Shipbuilding totals and Canadian political shift
The Navigation bureau reports year ending June 30, 1896 saw 204,000 gross tons of US built vessels, 682 ships last year, an increase of 71,000 tons. steam ships 822 vessels, steel construction up to 106,000 tons. Canada’s recent political revolution ends nonpartisan civil service and Liberals take power with promises of merit over spoils.
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Navigation Bureau
United States
Bureau of Navigation
Canada
Grapes Face Major Insect and Fungous Enemies in Americas
Entomologist Coo L. Marhitt notes the American grapevines host numerous pests with over 100 insect species documented in the department’s records. The phylloxera and leaf-dolder are among the most damaging, causing vast losses in Europe and prompting large state aid. A separate incident reports a Williamsburg baby falling from a fourth story window, miraculously unharmed.
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Coo L. Marhitt
Department of Apericulture
Elso
France
Williamsburg
M. Y
Harvest Wanes as Peaches Go to Waste in Kansas
In Harper county Kansas a bumper peach crop remains unsold with no demand at any price leaving fruit to rot on the ground across the area.
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Harper County
Kan
Oldest bicycle railway scheme tricks a rural road
The Hotchkiss bicycle railway near Mt Holly New Jersey drew crowds as riders sped on inverted bicycles along a half mile double track. The venture promised aerial rails on poles and trees with minimal friction and ratchet driven propulsion but failed to pay its way and the inventor moved on to Florida.
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Mt. Holly
Smithville
N. J
Hotchkiss
Mt. Holly. Ie
Mt. Molly
Lita
Floredas
New York
Worl
Depew Links Longevity to Law and Self Control
Chauncey M. Depew, addressing the St. Louis Law School, argues longevity and happiness come from law disciplined life. He asserts self control, mental and moral conditioning, and diet determine longevity. He likens self mastery to ruling a city and cites Methuselah metaphor.
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Chauncey MM. Depew
St. Louis Law School
Chauncey M. Depew
Methuselah
Hia
Brooklyn cleaner offers odd bicycle inducement
A New York Sun item notes a Brooklyn cleaner refuses to cut prices and hints at pricing bicycles by promising a building lot in a Jersey coast town. He toys with future hotel development and resort popularity to spur offers, a deeply unusual inducement for bicycle buyers.
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Brooklyn
Jersey
Tadle
Fhis Medus
New York Sun
Fry Tomato Dish With Butter and Cheese
A kitchen note describes melting butter, slicing tomatoes, frying until tender, then adding a flour-butter roux and milk or cream to make a sauce. The recipe directs pouring the sauce over the fried tomato slices and serving hot. City Times.
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Nkansas
Imopene''s Conexion rain blooms a rose in bowers
A fragmented passage references rain causing a rose to bloom in bowers of delight. Phrases mention rosebuds and a nameless scene or character, with garbled terms suggesting poetry or decorative prose without clear events or places.
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Imopene
Fragmentary Dialogue Highlights Odd Exchange
A clipped excerpt shows a child and an adult speaking with dialect notes about recreation and a friend. The lines include garbled phrases and a brief interchange ending with a playful musical sound. The context suggests a casual, domestic moment.
Wonderful Air Ship World’s first airship linked to Cuba war plan
The piece describes a French inventor’s balloon based airship proposed to aid Cuban independence against Spain. It details its aluminum construction, five balloons, electric propulsion, and air rudder system, plus Cuban opposition and political interest from General Roloff and the Junta.
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Spain
Cuba
Cisneros
New York
Constituent Congress
Cubaas
Carlos Roloff
Roloff
Herald
Junta
A Frenchman’s Balloon War Plan Foiled by Cuban Talks
The article outlines Cuban interest in a French military balloon project led by Captain Lagrifoule and American investor Carl Meyer. It notes rival inventors like Dr. Rufus Gibbon Wells vying for funds and claims a large airship will carry 125 men and heavy cargo to Cuba.
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Lagrifonte
Marselles
Rufus Gibbon Wells
St. Louis
Lou
New Street
Lagrifoule
Aten S. Williams
Jim
Carl Moyer
Waverly
Ate. Williams
Cuba
Cuban Army Sanitary Corps
Tagrifoule
Williams
Market
Cardinal Casca jares' Career and Phrenology Prediction
The New York Tribune notes Cardinal Don Antonio Casca jares of Valladolid credits phrenology with his life’s success. He recounts a childhood tale in which Indalecio Mateo advises a captain whose head shape signals a future cardinal, a prophecy later fulfilled when the captain becomes a priest.
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Lavater
New York Tribune
Don Antonio Cascajares
Valladolid
Spain
Senor Bosch
Miguel Bosch
Senor Indalecio Mateo
Mateo
Senor
Balzac on Color Influence in Women’s Attire
Balzac linked dress colors to character and mood, noting orange or green gowns breed quarrelsomeness, yellow or black imply distrust, white denotes lack of coquettish spirit, and pink signals gentleness. He observed pink preference among gentle women and said lilac and pearl gray suit older women visiting or brides’ mothers, linking colors to temperament and age.
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Balzac
Ite
Naiely
Popular Science Monthly
The Inferior Heathen Trade Talk On Sunpowder
A brief exchange attributes sunpowder to Chinese invention and notes its limited early use until Christian nations manipulated it for killing purposes, reflecting a xenophobic tone and historical misunderstanding.
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Tommy
Paw
Mr. Wige
Mean Enough for Anything Ring Exchange
Dialogue notes a flirtatious exchange about viewing a beautiful ring. The scene shifts to looking through a window at a setting with little beauty tonight and the characters express hesitation and interest in the ring and scene.
Society Leader Mrs Van Huffer Makes Waves
In new social circles, Mrs. Van Huffer assumes leadership as Mrs. Twynn eyes fashion and society outfits. The scene hints at evolving roles and sartorial attention among debutantes.
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Mr. Twynn
Paterson Woman Rides Wheel at Age Three
In Paterson New Jersey a three year old girl astonishes onlookers by riding a bicycle wheel with confidence and balance. Local family and neighbors cheer as the child performs daring spins in the street.
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Paterson
N. J
Pullman Porter Faces Mockery Amid Jokes in Congress
A Washington Times snippet shows a Pullman porter lamenting constant jokes about his work while a passenger claims to have served in the Fifty-third Congress, highlighting congressional banter and social attitudes.
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Washington Times
Coroners Warn Against Brakeless Bicycles in London
The coroner's jury in London condemns riding bicycles without brakes. A motor cycle claims 58 seconds per mile at the Imperial Institute. Clergy in Jotton offer facilities for cyclists to brush up before church. Philadelphia’s brisk pace called not slow. London’s Saturday Review labels brakeless bikes as dangerous as brakeless trams. Corinth reveals a 1000 year old drawing resembling a bicycle. Patent records show focus on bicycle improvements. England's Birmingham area sees many skilled workers in new bicycle factories. Romanian cyclists must display ramps and addresses on machines and lamp glass for night reading. Bucharest cyclists urged to ride single file.
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London
Imperial Institute
Jotton
Philadelphia
Saturday Review of London
Corinth
Greece
Patent Office
Birmingham
England
Bucharest
Mary Anderson Recalls First Stage Rehearsal Ordeal
Theatrical gossip recounts Mary Anderson’s memories of her initial stage rehearsal in London. She describes a dim empty theater, rude remarks from fellow actors, and a painful crash from idealized dreams as she faced harsh receptions and a daunting crowd.
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Mary
Castle Square Theater Becomes Boston Opera Venue
The Castle Square in South Find Tremont street, Boston, transformed from a bargain theater into an opera venue. The stylish Castle Square, praised for its beauty, drew cars from many areas and surpassed expectations, rivaling Keith’s in grandeur.
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Mary Anderson
South Find
Tremont Street
Castle Square
Boston
Keith
Aida in Boston and Paris Era Highlights
The article notes Aida premiered in Boston in 1874 prior to Europe and cites Paris productions since 1880 with Amneris and title roles. It mentions performers Meyriane Uesson born 1867 in Brussels debuting 1890 in Rigoletto with Lasselle, plus Emma Tames and Meyriane Heglon in early 1890s casts.
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Aida
Castle Square Company
Boston
Europe
Italy
Amneris
Paris
Mme. Bloch
Armneris
Mme. Krauss
Mriane Treglon
Lasselle
Emma Tames
Gildas
Meyriane Heglon
Florence St John Popular in London and America
The article contrasts Florence St John known as The Parti of Comic Opera with American reception, noting her long stage career from age eight and success in Offenbach operas. It argues London idols like Gaiety Girls rarely translate to American enthusiasm, while Americans favor locally produced imports.
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Yarde-Buller
London
Florence St. John
Camille d’Arville
America
Faust
Letty Lind
Miss St. John
Madame Favart
Chieftain
Rita
Lulu Glaser
Francis Wilson
Durand
Florenceh ST. John
Cissie Fitzgerald
Maud Hobson
Mucn
Star Inne True “Gaiety Girl” Company
Geisha
Daly
Marie Studholme
German Players Draw Interest in Kean Role
German players spark attention in America as Barnay appears as Kean, a part Rossi once played in the country about twenty five years ago, reflecting New York’s German public and broader audience interest in the performance.
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America
New York
Barnay
Kean
Rossi
Stage News Highlights From Gillette to Burbage
William Gillette debuts Secret Service at Gar rick theater New York October 5 with Odette Tyler and Amy Busby. Detroit writers Isham and Weitzel promise At the Carnival. Burbage note and regional tours, plus Roe Loytinge plans St Louis teaching. Little Minister adapted for stage.
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William Gillette
Garrick Theater
New York
Odette Tyler
Amy Busby
Detroit
Fred 8. Isham
Edward Weitzel
Charles H. Hoyt
Frank Meee
Europe
Robert Downing
Putnam
Israel Putnam
Marie Burroughs
J. S. Willard
Baseball Notes on Players and Averages
The notes observe that cast-offs can excel with new clubs in the same league and that top fielders commit the most errors while taking many chances. Only two New York players exceed a .200 batting average Tiernan and Van Haltren are those two.
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New York
Tiernan
van Haltren
Boy News Delights Detroit Free Press Reader
A playful exchange ends with the triumph of news of a birth. The speakers celebrate a new boy as the Detroit Free Press facetiously notes the joyful moment and mock fortunes.
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Jimson
Detroit Free Press
Auction of a Severe Vest Promises and Farewell
A Nouston youth asks his beloved to stay true while he is away and she promises not to let him down though she fears staying away three or four days tests their commitment.
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Crawfordville
Ind
When She Fiess and the Squailer Sing
A fragmentary dialogue hints at Miss Squailer’s emotional delivery during a musical performance. The exchange suggests audience reaction and the performers’ perceived sensitivity to listeners.
Part vs Whole in Theater Debate Cited by Judge
In a courtroom exchange cited from Parrott and Wiggins a judge remarks that a part cannot exceed the whole while noting a star actor's focus on his own role. The dialogue highlights perspectives on performance and proportion in dramatic works.
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Parrott
Wiggins
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