Humorous Verse From Truth A Spring Song By Tom Hall
A fragment from Humorist's Corner features a playful spring poem titled A Song by My Queen. The verse celebrates spring's arrival with cheerful imagery and a womanly song that inspires bravery and labor.
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Tom Hall
Freshet Crane and River Tale Doubles Down on High Water
A Toronto News quip features a wading crane joking with a swollen river about rising water and trying to break the bank. The river hints at high water plans, the crane vows damages, and the tale ends with the bird seeking another target downstream.
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Cherry trees gain boxes after a lesson on Washington
A farmer asks why many tree boxes surround his cherry trees while a teacher recalls Johnnie's Sunday lesson about George Washington. The scene pairs agricultural curiosity with a classroom memory in a light local-tone item.
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A Temptation Overcome at a State Street Saloon
A thirsty man at a State Street saloon offered 15 cents and asked for a large drink. He started pouring, paused to judge the amount, then tried again and filled the glass near full. The bartender hesitated before escalating, joking about joining him in swimming if it weren’t so cold.
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State Street
Chicago Tribune
Drunk Husband Confronts Wife in Chicago To Date Snippet
In a brief dialogue from Chicago To Date a husband, Jack Robinson, is confronted by Mrs. Robinson who declares he is very drunk. He admits his condition as she confirms the assessment with a sharp exchange.
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Mrs. Robinson
Gentle Reminder on Steal Tracts in the Lightning
A speaker cautions about thefts and urges swift departure as lightning warning echoes. The line emphasizes urgency and self protection during a stormy alert.
Why Should He Hand Apple Piece
Willie refuses to divide his last apple with a playmate telling his mother that taking the larger portion would be unnecessary. This Woonsocket Reporter snippet captures a child’s stubborn logic in a brief domestic scene.
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Willie
Woonsocket (R. I
What Might Have Been Fuddy It Is Said That an Infant at Birth
An antiquated dialogue notes that a newborn infant is blind and questions the notion. The speakers, using a wry tone, debate whether birth sight is foreknown and reflect on awareness at birth.
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Fuddy
Duddy
Jingo
Boston Transcript
Not for Him Dialog Reflects on Forgetting Love
A brief exchange shows a man and woman debating memory and presence as she promises to think of him more the longer he stays away. The dialogue captures romantic but playful tension with witty retorts.
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Boston Transcript
Congress debates second class mail for newspapers
A proposed bill amends postal laws to define second class mailable matter as newspapers issued at four times a year or more and outlines criteria for eligibility including origin office, binding, and public information purpose. It sets postage rules and provisions for special societies and later repeal of prior acts with a 1896 start date.
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Bread Butter and Meat as a Divorce Remedy
A reverend argues that divorce would vanish if relationships followed a practical formula of care. He proposes replacing temporary pleasures with steady sustenance of bread butter and meat to keep marriages together.
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Rev
W. W. Morton
Authors reveal favorite works across a spectrum of writers
In a survey of literary tastes Emile Zola praises Pot Bouille while Stanley Weyman cites Gentleman of France as his strongest. Robert Louis Stevenson favors David Balfour parts and Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward prefers The Story of Avis, with Gates Ajar close behind. Other favorites include Marion Crawford Zoroaster, Archibald Gunter That Frenchman, William Dean Howells A Modern Instance, Will Carleton Farm Festivals and City Ballads, Frances Burnett Through One Administration and Little Lord Fauntleroy.
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Avis
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Lord Fauntieroy
Les
Annis Taylor Of Madrid A Prompt Defender Of National Honor
Annis Taylor American minister at Madrid faced a hostile crowd when Spain learned of Cuba policy. A North Carolina native and Mobile lawyer, he argued before the U S Supreme Court on an anti lottery case and earned praise from Senator Morgan and Secretary Blaine. He led Spanish diplomacy since April 6 1893 and authored The Origin and Growth of the English Constitution.
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Menelik II Emperor of Abyssinia Challenges Italy
The Ethiopian ruler Menelik II born 1848 in Shoa is described as a strong king who refuses European protection and asserts self rule. The piece notes his lineage as a possible descendant of Queen Sheba and his rise to power after King John’s death in 1889, culminating in his coronation as Emperor of Abyssinia.
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Italy Defeat Juxtaposed With Baratieri Recalled
The article discusses General Baratieri returning to Rome after Abyssinia with a mixed reception. It notes his army of 23,000 faced a much larger Italian force, with Rome newspapers blaming neglect and incompetence for the defeats. It also mentions Bragg and Cyrus Field in separate anecdotes about pride and business caution.
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Ignorance of French Newspapers
A Boston transcription notes that the Libre Parole, a Paris paper, claims Spain defeated Bismarck and will not retreat before Sherman. It misattributes Indian killings to Sherman, a claim historians deny. The piece mocks French editors for misreading American affairs and compares editorials to Hugo and Grant.
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Paris
Spain
Bismarck
Sherman
New York Herald
Victor Hugo
Gen. Grant
John Brown
Hoston Transcript
Lake Park man drinks 24 bottles of pop in one hour
A Lake Park Iowa man recently set a local feat by consuming one case plus a dozen bottles of soda in sixty minutes. The reporter notes no mention of any funeral or related event.
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Iowa
Paranoia Blood Loss to Paralysis Prompts Cure Tale
Mrs. A Mather of 43 East 112th Street New York describes fifteen years of anemia and nervous prostration ending in paralysis. After unsuccessful doctor visits and costly prescriptions she found relief with Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People, buying multiple boxes and improving substantially. Her daughter Mrs Anna also reports prior cures from the pills for indigestion and a cousin for anemia. The pills claim to rebuild blood and nerves and aid female and general weakness, sold at 50 cents a box or six for $2.50 via druggists or mail from Schenectady New York.
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A. Mather
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New York
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Schenectady
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Mexico’s Regular Army and Navy Strength and Costs
The regular army of Mexico totals 27 000 troops with a police force of about 2 000 and a gendarmerie of 250. The navy comprises two small unarmed vessels and three gun boats. Annual expenditures for army and navy range from 12 500 000 to 15 000 000 dollars. For St Paul and Minneapolis. The North Western Limited, luxuriously equipped with buffet, smoking and library cars, sleeping cars, and dining cars, departs Chicago at 6 30 p m daily and reaches the destination next morning. Major agents sell tickets via this route.
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Chicago & North-Western Railway
An Easy Matter
A short dialogue notes a writer’s frame of mind with Timmins joking that he uses a fountain pen to write pessimistic pieces. The exchange appears as a light insight into writing proceeds in a 19th century newspaper tone.
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Simmons
Indianapolis Journal
Quack Patent Remedies Advertised In Odd Century
A jumble of sensational claims promotes Dr Kline's Great Nerve Restorer and various remedies. The ad promises cures for fits after one day and free trials, alongside other dubious products and odd proofs about England’s houses covering miles. It mirrors a period newspaper charity of tonality.
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Br. Kline
Mnard at Tt. Mrs. A asks about husband’s work
Mrs. A questions why her husband earns little despite hard work. Mrs. B recalls his recent task of calculating how many times a clock ticked in a thousand years, a remark cited by the Philadelphia Inquirer.
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Beware of Ointments for Catarrh and Foreign Words
Fragmentary note warns that the term Roah Moana and the word bosh entered England around the Crimean War era, with the claim Turkish language meaning nothing. The text mixes caution about remedies with linguistic curiosities.
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