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Newspaper

Newton Record

Location

Newton, Iowa, United States of America

Date

Sep 17, 1897

Page

8

Filthy money stains a conductor's hands on the car

A New York Post piece reports a cable car conductor speaking bluntly of filthy money. He describes hands stained greenish yellow by copper, nickel, silver and bills, saying washing never yields clean hands and customers avoid touching him. He laments money’s grip and hopes his hands will bleach with time.

New York Post

Sammy and the ice cream longing on a southern porch

A Wellesley Magazine reader retells a Thanksgiving time joke about a little boy, Sammy, who asks for more ice cream. The scene unfolds on a neighbor’s porch with a lingering Southern afternoon mood as Sammy finally admits he has had enough everywhere except in his mouth.

Sunny South Wellesley Sammy Kate Yas'm

You Bad Grammar You Bad A Child’s Lively Grumble

A playful quarrel in a literary household reveals a child scolding his sister for poor speech. In a burst of sharp wit he condemns her grammar, proclaiming You bad grammar, you. The line captures parenthetical humor amid family banter.

Pittsburg Horsemen Use Electricity on Horses

Pittsburg horsemen conquer lazy and bulky horses with a few volts of electricity. The method is described as more humane than whipping and achieves good behavior by stunning the horse into submission.

Pittsburg

Climber Struck By Rock Fall Perishes On Mount Hood

Frederick Kirn of Portland Oregon, a restaurant and groceryman, died on Newton Clarke glacier on Mount Hood after a fall from a sliding rock mass. He ascended alone at dawn without a guide, misled near the summit, and plunged 7100 feet to rocks below. Local landlord Langille retrieved the body days later.

Frederick Kirn Portland Ore Newton Clarke Mount Hood Kir Kim Kirn Langille

English Criticism on Colloquial Are Suposed To Usage

A reader discusses Grant Allen critic and the claim that educated speech should use are supposed to do. The writer explains regional history of ellipsis in England thirty years ago and recalls initial disdain for American book English usage I should like to do so. He doubts the universality of the usage among educated Southerners and reflects on its current acceptance.

Grant Allen Academy Allen England Mr. Allen

Unnecessary Generosity and the Robber’s Witty Gift

A Spanish brigand named Jose Maria, pardoned on condition to abandon crime, recounts a tale of robbing an English youth and servant but returning the servant’s horse and sixteen dollars. The youth asks for his watch, claiming it was a gift from his father who loves him. Jose Maria keeps the watch, reasoning a loving father would gift another.

Jose Maria Seville

Time by the Forelock and Sea Serpents Sent Out

A light exchange quotes editors weighing Japan, Cuba, Congress, and war prospects. They anticipate quick settlements and adjournment yet imply sending a few men to seek sea serpents as a final note of whimsy.

Cuba Congress Washington Star

Widow jailed for milking neighbors’ cows on town common

A sixty year old widow from Tiden ham Glouchestershire has been sentenced to two months in jail for milking other residents’ cows on the town common.

Tidenham Glouchestershire

Powers the Leadville Judge and a Missouri Menace

A Denver Times profile recalls Powers, a Leadville judge and former engine wiper, who survived a rail accident losing an arm and later became a trusted civic figure. He once faced a capital horse theft case from Joplin and outmaneuvered a discharge motion, preserving his political hopes and earning respect in the community.

Powers Burnham Denver Times Leadville Canyon City Pat Kennedy Powis Justice of the Peace Court House Old City Hall Joplin Johnny Shea

Prove His Title Meets a Banker in a Royal Tale

A nobleman confronts a banker over proof of title for marriage to the banker’s daughter. When the count claims a $3,000,000 fortune and offers to settle $20,000 on the banker for a $1,000 yearly income, the banker concedes the nobility and ends the inquiry as satisfactory proof.

New York Journal

Karl's Clover Tea Sold by Wagley and Smead

Ladies are urged to try Karl's Clover Tea to relieve constipation sallow skin and fatigue. The advertisement notes the tea is pleasant to take and lists Wagley and Smead as the sellers.

Karl Wagley and Smead

Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy Endorsed for School Coughs

Owing to overcrowding and poor ventilation in schools, teachers and pupils suffer lung and throat troubles. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy is recommended for coughs colds and bronchial issues. Endorsements from A C Freed superintendent and local merchants support its use. For sale by WaagLey & Smead.

A. C. Freed Prairie Depot Ohio Waagley & Smead

Surrey livery addition advertised in sheet music offer

An ad announces a new Surrey at a livery barn with a 10 cent sheet music promotion. It quotes a testimonial from J.M. Reynolds & Son and from FE J. Schall of Meyer Bros. Drug Co praising Chamberlain's Pain Balm for a boy's lacerated hand and touts 25 and 50 cent sizes sold by Way & Su, nap.

FE. J. Schall Meyer Bros.’ Drug Co St. Louis Chamberlain Wagley & Suxap

Baffling Names From Gaelic Welsh German Word Play

A roundup of extraordinary place names and coinages from Gaelic Welsh and German. The piece cites Vorde that Trouble the Tongee on Mull and Mynyddywliyn near Cardiff, notes Germans’ long coined terms such as Constantinopelscher dudlelsack pfeifer, and mentions Rabela and Anantachaturdasivratakatha among other examples from Latin, Sanskrit, and Plautus.

Drimtaldhuickhillichattan Isle of Mull Mynyddywliyn Cardiff Llanfairpwilgwngyll Cologne Rabela Pantagruel Victor Plautus Harper’s Round Table

Nanses and The Figure Thirteen

The piece notes that after Nansen’s final expedition the thirteen superstition would fade. It recalls the Fram carrying thirteen men, departing for the North Pole on March thirteenth, 1895, breaking the ice on August thirteenth, 1896, and Nansen arriving at Tromsø on August thirteenth, 1896.

Nanses Nansen Fram North Pole Tromsoe

Fight Between Lions and Hyenas Across African Scene

In a scene from Through Unaknowsa African Countries the narrative describes a clash where several lions encounter a pack of about thirty hyenas. The confrontation unfolds with the two species circling and testing strength in a tense survival moment.

Donaldson Smiths

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