Santa faces impeachment trial at United Nations
Juniperperper and Jinkersnipes push to impeach Santa with charges including spying on children, elf discrimination, unpaid labor, and coercive control. Dag Whood adjourns until witnesses, led by Evel Whone, testify on Santa's use of superscopes and trialless judgments.
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Jinkersnipes
Mrs. Claus
Juniper Perper
A.B. Fruitful
D. Lightful Wynter
General Assembly Room
Dag Whood
Santa
Santa Claus
Jasper
James
John
Julia June
Juanita
Jocular
Evel Whone
Baadlands
North Pole
Humbugg
Juniper
Herr Humbugg
Evel
Jniperperper
Jerr Junebug
Retail sales rise in November 1975 signaling cautious recovery
Commerce Department data show retail sales up for the third straight month in November, with a 14 percent gain from a year earlier across autos, department stores, apparel, hardware, restaurants, drugstores and furniture. Consumers remain skittish despite tax cut extensions and price rises outpacing inflation.
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New York
Commerce Department
Ford
University of Michigan
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