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Newspaper

Newton Kansan

Location

Newton, Kansas, United States of America

Date

Dec 13, 1975

Page

9

Move to Impeach Santa Chapter Six

In a whimsical tale, elves Juniperperper and Jinkersnipes arrive at Kennedy Airport with Ambassador D Lightful Wynter and A B Fruitful promising support for Santa as a Cincinnati Symphony Vox Records deal is announced. The scene mixes political satire with holiday whimsy amid hotel chatter and embassy intrigue.

Robert J. Boyle North ‘Pole Kennedy ‘Airport New York Elf Jack Julia June Juniperperper el Toro Heaven High Water D. ‘Lighful Wynter Magic Forest A.B. Fruitful Crystal Paradise Santa Juniper Perper D. Lightful Wynter North Pole Jinkersnipes

Today in History December 13 1975 highlights and notes

A compact digest notes Drake's 1577 voyage start and 1781 US prayer day, Madrid 1808 fall, Civil War Marye Heights 1862, Rhine crossing 1918, Nashville 1944 incident, Eisenhower surgery 1966, NATO Vietnam talks, and a playful closing with fictional elves and a legal brief tease. The item blends history dates with light literary addenda and a humorous sign-off.

Associated Press Francis Drake United States Madrid Marye’s Heights Fredricksburg 3Rd Army Coblenz Germany U.S Nashville Dwight Eisenhower NATO Paris Vietnam Laos House Secretary of the Treasury George Shultz John Vorster Mark Twain Massachusetts Council Boston England

Hearst matriarch critical of publicity ahead of trial

Catherine Hearst, mother of Patricia Hearst, remains hostile to media coverage as a federal hearing ends with no gag order. She calls reporters ghouls and tells family to avoid them while Patricia faces a January 26 trial date on federal bank robbery charges.

SAN Francisco Patricia Hearst Catherine Hearst Miss Hearst

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