Impeachment Threat Hits Santa in North Pole News
Elf Jinkersnipes and Juniperperper rush news of Evel Whone from Baadland proposing a UN impeachment resolution against Santa Claus. Santa reacts with disbelief, recalling past grievances and vowing no escape from the accusation as a reporter seeks comment.
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Utica mayor hires wife and son amid austerity plan
Utica Mayor Edward Hanna, after laying off city workers and planning a wage freeze, appointed his wife Ellen as commissioner of the water supply board and his son Paul as an urban renewal department employee. Ellen earns 800 dollars a year and Paul 11,500. Hanna says appointments arise from emergency dedication and loyalty, with Ellen returning her salary and Paul having worked for about 18 months without pay.
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Paul
Hanna
Princess Ira Furstenberg loses alimony suit in Brazil
Princess Ira Furstenberg, 35, sought $2,000 monthly alimony from Francisco Baby Pignatari. The Brazilian Supreme Court, in a unanimous decision, upheld a lower court ruling denying continued payments after a 1966 cessation.
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Ira Furstenberg
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Ira
Prince Tassilo Furstenberg
Pignatari
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