Graduation speech tips from a congressional investigator mindset
The column jokes about guiding June graduates toward public service and Congress while avoiding risky topics like foundations and social plans. It suggests law, public office routes, and anti corruption aims, balancing satire with a nod to career paths in government and business.
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Peter Edson
NEA
Washington Correspondent
Washington
Institute of Advanced Studies
Princeton
J. Robert Oppenheimer
Albert Einstein
TVA
The
Tennessee Valley Authority
Gordon Clapp
Andy Carnegie
Henry Jers
Ford
Congress
Carnegie
Rockefeller
Good Old USA
UN Committee
United States
Lok
Hbaver
Roosevelt
Truman
Isenhouer
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