Contorted Critique Uses Satire On Central America Plan
A humorous yet biting note mocks Dectoa Coax and the idea of a United States of Central America. It parodies applying consolidation business methods to government while warning against Sugar Trust style practices entering Washington. John Edward Widowmaker is referenced as a blamed, arguably salacious satirical target.
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The Profession of Forestry in Early Career Advice
The Technical World outlines forestry as a growing, less crowded field like law or medicine. It notes about 2,000 foresters currently employed and calls for more, with needed traits including observation, business sense, practical judgment, and perseverance.
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Courtly talk and political chatter in Baltimore news
The Baltimore American and Baltimore News discuss public life and scandals with remarks on charity, public service, and criticism of figures like Col Jamies Jeticies and Prof Jack Johnson. Senator Bailey is cited proposing Congress work shifts and a salary increase, reflecting urban debate on governance.
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Notes of Merriness and Fraternal News
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Wilson longest serving Agriculture Secretary in U.S. history
The Washington Herald notes Secretary of Agriculture Wilson now holds the record for cabinet service length, surpassing Albert Gallatin. It credits his tenure with improving industry ties, farm support, and educational outreach, citing prosperity, rural mail delivery, telephone access, and home refinement as indirect benefits to farmers and the nation.
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Martyr Arnold and a Stolen Robe Incident
An ode fragment titled Moments with the Muse includes religious reflections. In a separate item, a robe was stolen from Mr. Robert Hamilton’s wagon on West Fifth Street near Mr. C. Roderick’s store between 0 and 10 o clock last night. A gallon of oil was taken from the same wagon about ten days earlier. No culprit identified. A terse county oath fragment follows.
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Resignation Demand Circles President in Nigerian State
Special reporters report tensions spreading as Za Neen faces renewed calls to quit. Savon Drew and others in the cabinet deny any formal resignation from President Zalayia of Nigayowun. Analysts suggest a change could take effect by the end of December.
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County Correspondence from Mor Mission area notes
County correspondence recounts local social visits and farm updates from Grace Zimmerman and others, including relatives from Frederick and Graceham. It mentions road work on a Western Maryland railroad bridge near C. W. Loy, and notes multiple visits among the Long, Miller, Zimmerman, and Ott families, plus community events at Bethesda Church and local gatherings with music and recitations.
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Lewistown
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The Climax and The Betterment of the Americana
A long review discusses The Climax by Edward Locke produced by Joseph Weber in New York. It praises the play for its human dialogue, natural scenes, and stagecraft with incidental music by Joseph Carl Breil. The piece notes Locke’s prior anonymity and Weber’s role in popularizing the work across the country.
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Carroll Literary Society meets in Adametown High School
The Carroll Literary Society of Adametown High School convened Friday December 4 with President Julian B. Thoms presiding. Members recited minutes, read writings by Carrie Stuppi and Maud Stupp, gave debates on Grant as a greater general, and adjourned after an unanimous decision favored the negative side.
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Death notice for Mrs Annie A Gibson of Lower Marlboro
William J Weems of this city received notice of the death of his sister Mrs Annie A Gingon widow of James W Gibson of Lower Marlboro Md. She died after a short illness of pneumonia on December 8 aged 63. Daughter of the late Dr Levin Covington Mackall Weeme of Calvert county she leaves three sons two daughters and many relatives. Interment at Lower Marlboro on Friday December 10 at 10 am.
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Frederick Market Prices Corrected December 9 1909
Market notices show prices for corn ear barley hay straw and grains with figures per bushel or ton. Prices include corn ear at 93 to 105 per bushel and hay ranges for No 1 Timothy 16 to 17 dollars, No 2 Timothy 15 to 16, clover 18, wheat flour and buckwheat and other feeds listed with per ton or per sack rates. Activity in advertising makes activity in business.
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Diamonds Defeat Barkers In Close 1 6 Victory
In Baltimore on December 9 1909 the Diamonds beat the Barkers 6 to 1 at the Diamond rink. The first half ended 6 10 in favor of the Diamonds. Duvall boosted the win in the second half as Diamonds guard Sterne Duvall contributed to the strong performance. Next Tuesday Martinsburg visits the rink for a featured matchup.
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