Saying the Time on Trains Five Forty-Five
An inquisitive passenger asks about proper phrasing for the time. The conductor replies with a practical five forty-five stating that he uses that expression to avoid ambiguity in scheduling.
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Newspaper
Newberg Graphic
Location
Newberg, Oregon, United States of America
Date
Sep 21, 1905
Page
3
An inquisitive passenger asks about proper phrasing for the time. The conductor replies with a practical five forty-five stating that he uses that expression to avoid ambiguity in scheduling.
Enpeck sits at a friend's home during a casual meal. The hostess offers tongue, but Enpeck declines saying he already gets enough of it at home.
An old advertisement touts Elise Catarrh Cure taken internally and acting on blood and mucous surfaces. It offers a $100 reward for proof of failure to cure and cites wholesale drug suppliers in Toledo. Price: 75 cents per bottle with testimonials cited.
The Countess of Northbrook, formerly Viscountess Baring, is hailed as a leading London society beauty. The late Earl’s companion at his Hampshire country home, she hosted shooting parties and oversaw guest comfort, while he proudly showered attention on her portraits, calling her his beautiful daughter in law.
A regiment lined up for church parade in the barrack square finds the church under repair and can only hold half. The colonel orders all men who do not wish to attend to fall out from the reverse flank. Many comply, then the colonel dismisses the nonparticipants and marches the rest to church, hoping it will suit them best.
An old Massachusetts Seaport resident Mr Capen, now a hotel coach driver, recalls three Boston travelers who arrived on a Saturday evening and mocked the area as a jumping-off place. Capen replied with a dry remark, Wal, not tonight.
Dr. William Osler in a Baltimore lecture cites a seventeenth century cure for the goat to mock its hopelessness. The six steps include selecting a spinster’s handkerchief and washing it in a miller’s pond before applying a hot treatment to the gout afflicted area.
Twenty Cincinnati officers faced a weight challenge after orders to cut down their heft. Daily drills included juggling Indian debs, heavy dumbbells, and laps in the police gym. Chief Milliken filed a report noting several officers failed to slim down, others barely changed, and he plans to ask the mayor to keep the heavy weights in their class.
The article notes that marrying on a ship is considered unlucky and suggests couples should wed on dry land or remain unwed if sea travel prevents a proper ceremony.
Isidore Witmark and Frederick Rankin present their comedy opera The Chaperons at the Marquam Theater for six nights plus Wednesday and Saturday matinees opening September 18. The standard attraction promises novelty, updated scenery, and a larger cast with many pretty young performers. The Chas. A. Taylor company finishes a successful run at The Empire, pleasing local theatergoers.
A lively program of melodrama and burlesque runs at a city theater with the Kentucky Belles and Wheeler & Markell soon to follow. Scribner’s notes on San Juan highlight Civil War and Spanish American War memories and the lasting pull of Cuban battlefields on American sentiment.
A lighthearted account from Youths Companion describes Mr Reeves hosting Uncle Abner and Aunt Huldah in Washington. The uncle offers two car tickets as payment for the trip, while the Reeves family treats their guests to a lavish, cost-saving holiday with visits to every local interest and shared meals.
Up-to-date men find fishing more profitable than galling craft as steam and power replace sail. Those who lament romance at sea note fishermen become mere mechanics while salt-driven boats give way to powered craft. The shift mirrors broader displacement of traditional seafaring life by new technology.
Groups of sloops and catboats once common in fishing villages are being replaced by mastless gasoline power launches. The switch improves reliability and market timing, letting fishermen land catch faster and in better condition. In Narragansett Bay, a three-fisher partnership using a power boat earned $5,000 more than the previous year.
Four thousand officers and bluejackets from five battleships and a gunboat in the New York yard changed uniforms five times Sunday to match the senior officer’s attire. Signals from the Alabama and other ships guided rapid shifts from blue to white duck and back, amid a flurry of bags, bells, and wigwag messages.
A fragment shows Helene asking Archibald to try harder for her while they discuss a collarette exchange at Catchem's department store. The exchange hints at a lost item and a request for a larger size.
In a humorous strip, a character asks how his sister likes the engagement ring. The sibling replies the ring is a bit tight, making her struggle to remove it when men call.
A Washington Star excerpt notes a critic taunting the affluent Mr Hidem about lacking personal funds, while the misanthrope concedes his business uses others' dollars. The farmers complain rain is needed, calling it a critical timer.
Hattie laments a music teacher praising a young singer while Carrie advises not to worry, noting she is young and may outgrow her present voice. The exchange centers on youth, mentorship, and doubt.
Ad promotes Kline's Great Nerve Medicine with claims of cures and relief. Mentions free trial and Philadelphia location. Includes a quotation about teething and a remark about wisdom and seasoning from O. W. Holmes.
A humorous exchange depicts a judge challenging a vagrant about visible means of support. The hobo responds with a punch line explaining he consumed the money, prompting the judge to question why it is not visible now.
Free sample offer for Allen's Foot Ease directed to Roy Olmsted of New York. Claims relief for swollen feet, aching feet, corns and bunions, helps loosen tight shoes. Price 25 cents. warns against substitutions.
Nevada Ned and Miracle Mike clash in a quirky note on ambidexterity. Ned cannot write and shoots with two hands, while Miracle Mike can use either hand for writing.
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