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Newspaper
Newberg Graphic
Location
Newberg, Oregon, United States of America
Date
Jul 14, 1904
Page
7
An advertisement declares Hood's Sarsaparilla cures all forms of catarrh radically and permanently by removing the cause and overcoming all effects. It urges readers to get Hood's for relief.
An Irish porter on an English train is told to imitate the head porter. He misreads the route names, recites a garbled list, and is corrected by the station-master who shows him the timetable. The porter apologizes, saying he learned the music but not the words.
In The Point of View a dialogue contrasts a good cook with criticism of her cooking while mentioning Mrs Winslows Soothing Byrup as a teething remedy for children. The exchange names Mrs Chester Park and Mrs Bond Hill amidst a church attendance remark.
A grave physician doubts the wife's recovery while the husband remains confident, joking that her new gown from the dressmaker will help her pull through. The exchange highlights a humorous misunderstanding between patient, spouse, and doctor.
President Roosevelt delivered 870 speeches in two and a half years, claimed to have set a new record for prolific public speaking. The figure underscores his energetic campaign pace and steady presence in national affairs.
The Philadelphia Ledger notes former presidents pursued sports vigorously from Cleveland’s early morning bass to Harrison on duck hunts. Washington Adams Arthur Garfield and others enjoyed fishing riding and billiards. The piece highlights varied athletic loves across administrations.
Mrs Mushroom compliments Mrs Lineage on heirloom dinnerware while admiring a new order. Lineage explains the heirloom pieces carry their family crest, noting the crest has been passed through generations. Mushroom reveals plans for a new china set with a different crest on each plate.
Statement from W. B. Taylor about his son's recovery from dropsy after using Dodd's Kidney Pills. The father recalls swelling, inability to walk, and doctors' doubts, noting the child recovered after thirty five pills and could run, dance, and sing.
A humorous exchange from the Washington Star recalls an old saying about politics in rural speech. A high school student asks whether politics is singular or plural and the reply highlights regional vernacular.
A humorous exchange recalls a performer's claim that his father was the greatest, while another says his father was greatest before the speaker arrived on the stage. The dialogue reflects showbiz boasting and family legacy in candid terms.
A magistrate hears two contrasting statements from a drunk prisoner and a defendant accused of hugging and kissing women against their will. The prisoner admits intoxication and confusion between a pretty and ugly woman, while the court declines to accept that as an excuse.
DeBorem admits being forgetful as the clock strikes eleven, while Miss Caustigne notes his tendency to forget how to tell time. The exchange highlights a playful moment of self aware humor between the two.
A man on a thirtieth floor threatens to jump if refused. He confesses he would not jump, intending to use the elevator to descend. The stenographer Agnes agrees to marry him, then asks if he would have jumped. He grins and confirms the elevator plan.
A fragmentary newspaper style item features a scene where a widow introduces three daughters to a man named Millyuns who protests he is not a senator from Utah. The text then shifts to brief economic notes about pork in Turkey and sugar cane in Cuba along with insurance figures.
In remarks cited from the New York Sun, a conservative Philadelphia doctor denounces the spread of empiricism in New York medicine. He says quack remedies gain credibility via quasi scientific articles and widespread journal reprints, harming the profession’s reputation in Boston and Philadelphia.
A Century excerpt recalls Abraham Lincoln’s fondness for circuit travel while a lawyer in Illinois. He declined Chicago partnership to avoid office confinement and rode between towns in a modest buggy with a worn hat, a faded umbrella marked with his name, and a carpet bag carrying papers and underclothes.
A witty exchange in the Cleveland Plain Dealer recalls a husband who cannot smile while dining because his wife demands fresh onions each meal, and the odor provokes tears. The quip frames domestic humor around food and sentiment.
A proverb-like line warns that those who offer unasked counsel may seek to offload their own burdens. It suggests skepticism toward unsolicited guidance and the motive behind such acts.
A witty exchange unfolds as a young man boasts about his charm, while a composed maid replies there is a small restaurant just around the corner. The brief vignette captures casual street flirtation and practical response.
Advertisement offering a free sample of Allen 8. Olmsted from Le Roy New York for relief of sweating hot swollen aching feet and ease of tight shoes. Claims cure for corns bunions and magaine. All druggists to sell it price 25 cents. Do not accept substitutes.
Nearly 800 patents have been granted to Edison. Dr Kline’s Great Nerve Send for Free trial offer appears in an odd clipping about nervousness and medical devices from Philadelphia.
An advertisement claims Hall's Catarrh Cure can cure catarrh at all stages, offered with a $100 reward if it fails. It promotes internal use to affect blood and mucous surfaces, cites testimonials, and provides a Toledo Ohio address for the maker F J Cheney & Co. Also references diphtheria diagnosis and Piso’s Cure for cough, with drugstore pricing.
Terminus was the Roman god of boundaries. His statue stood as a ground set post marking the edges of fields and property lines, a simple yet sacred boundary marker in ancient civic life.
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