One Wary. Si Haymow Gimme a Ticket to Slab Town
A brief dialogue styled line from the Toledo Blade prompts a back and forth about a ticket to Slab town. The exchange features Si Haymow and Agent-One with a wry tone about paths and destinations.
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Newspaper
Newberg Graphic
Location
Newberg, Oregon, United States of America
Date
Feb 07, 1907
Page
7
A brief dialogue styled line from the Toledo Blade prompts a back and forth about a ticket to Slab town. The exchange features Si Haymow and Agent-One with a wry tone about paths and destinations.
An offensive ad claims a universal deafness cure via a catarrh remedy and offers $100 for proof. The piece then shifts to a brief historical note on the Rothschild family, detailing Amadhe Rothschild's coin shop in Frankfurt and Mayer Amschel Rothschild’s rise as founder of the banking house through a loan from a court banker.
Suffering women learn the cause of back trouble and a cure. Mrs. Davin testifies she passed gravel stones after starting Dean's Kidney Pills, bought from local dealers at 50 cents. Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo N Y.
In a quiet New York Sun scene a magistrate presides over a drunkenness charge. He probes the prisoner about marriage and admits the case yields little to report. The room titters as reporters await a story worth writing.
An old advertisement promises to cure a cold in one day using Bromo Quinine laxative tablets. It notes a money refund if it fails and claims a signature on each box by a person listed as HE, W GHKOVE.
A few fragmented lines reference a Sunday school boy asked to name the shape of a pyramid and a magician or medium involved in a cabinet act. A joke about matching a shade told by a man to his wife surfaces among quirky clippings and stray brand mentions from LeRoy New York.
A collage of dates and brief notes recounting events from 1708 Mantua ceded to Austria through 1904 U S Supreme Court ruling Porto Ricans not aliens. Includes battles, treaties, political changes, shipwrecks, and notable deaths with multiple nations and figures named.
A satirical roundup notes tensions in France over air travel and church funding. It mocks Congress for strong resolutions, League opponents, and graft in San Francisco while labeling Day as Rockefellerized. It also comments on legal cases, tax talk, and Chicago's use of a press agent amid Pittsburgh competition.
Mark All, an engineer from Fleet Street, began his walk on August 6 1900 to prove workers over 45 can still endure manual labor. He has traveled through Britain and Europe, covering 58 006 miles, with £500 offered if he reaches the goal without begging or selling his image. He plans a rest in London then a sea crossing to continue through France.
An inviting notice posted in front of a Greek restaurant in the Horseshoe section of Jemmey City draws diners with a friendly call to meals. The brief ad emphasizes hospitality and tempting offerings from the local eatery.
A New York Sun item notes the proprietor states he crafted a sign himself. The brief cites a homegrown sign as a reflection of his personal effort and signaling stance.
Invigorate the digestion and stimulate the liver and bowels with Brandreth's Pills, a century old remedy. One or two tablets are recommended for relief, advertised as a pure vegetable restorative used by generations.
An advertiser seeks a sensational serial of about one million words while noting George Eliot’s Middlemarch at 329,008 words. The item mentions Dr Klines Great Bend for EQ bottle and a London ad seeking mass reading material. The exchange hints at a witty chat on table pleasures and nervous diseases.
An advert claims Pazo Ointment will cure itching bleeding or protruding piles within fourteen days or money back. The rest of the fragment contains a unrelated dialogue about language ability and speaking the mother tongue.
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