Ancestral Jokes Highlight Public Memory
In a witty exchange, one speaker laments lack of thought for ancestors while the other boasts that none of them were ever hanged, a quip about public recollection and historical consequence.
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Newspaper
Newberg Graphic
Location
Newberg, Oregon, United States of America
Date
Aug 16, 1901
Page
4
Laxative Bromo Quinine Ad Card From Yesteryear
An old advertisement fragment shows the signature on every box of Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. The text features humorous dialogue about a sick husband and light banter amidst the ad copy.
Permanently Cured Promise Adverts in Odd Letters
A fragment shows an advertisement promising a permanent cure with a $2 trial bottle from Kilmae Grove page RM Kaine ArchSt Philadelphia. Nearby dialogue mentions a noisy mill district and a deaf and dumb friend, with casual home talk about summer board.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kilma'e Gorve
RM Kaine
Tia ArchSt
Philadelphia
Hall's Catarrh Cure Ad Promises Mercury-Free Remedy
An old advertisement warns against mercury containing remedies for catarrh and promotes Hall's Catarrh Cure by F. J. Cheney & Co of Toledo Ohio as a safe internal treatment. It claims the product targets blood and mucous surfaces with testimonials and druggist availability.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mall
F. J Cheney & Co
Toledo
Hall
Obie
F. J. Cheney Co
Drugginta
Ife
Peison Sage T Wen
THE
Swift Specific CO
Atlanta
Starling Rewedt CO
Chicago
Professor's Business Prospects Questioned
A figure criticized as a college professor is challenged as a businessman. The remark notes his academic role while hinting at marital ties to a wealthy family, implying social and financial connections influence perception.
Tailor and customer clash over pocket design
A tailor asks if pockets should run up and down, but the customer insists on stationary pockets with perpendicular slits proving the disagreement over style. The exchange captures a small domestic quarrel about clothing details.
Wit and cigar analogy from Henry J Byron on plays
The remark credits Henry J Byron as a witty English playwright of decades past. He quips that a play resembles a cigar: good works create demand, while bad ones cannot be saved by loud puffing.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Henry J. Byron
His One Commission
A brief exchange notes an artist who had a single commission last year from his father-in-law to paint a barn. The tidbit emphasizes a notable work with family ties rather than public commissions.
Comic Exchange Sparks Pencil Page Laughs
In a humorous two person exchange the elder partner asks how to spell which and the younger answers W h i e h the elder then tucks out a letter from his draft, revealing a playful misstep in a firm setting.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Reynolds
Secret Service Busted Counterfeiters and Bogus Bills
The Secret Service uncovered another band of counterfeiters and secured a large quantity of bogus bills. The text praises Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as a popular imitation product and advises buying from reliable druggists who provide what you ask for.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Secret Service
Texas church delays as saloon rises amid brick shortage
In a Texas town a brick shortage forces a church to leave its new building unfinished while a saloon goes up nearby, illustrating competing community priorities and material scarcities of the era.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Texas
Bromo Quinine Tablets Ad With Marriage Teasing Snippet
An old advertisement line claims Bromo Quinine Tablets cure colds in a day with no cure no pay, priced at 26 cents. The text includes a flirtatious exchange about marriage and a quoted note about Piso's Cure for Consumption dated February 15, 1900, from Trinity Springs Indiana.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Piso
Trinity Springs
Ind
Comic Exchange Over Spiffins Teeth Loss
Mr Bloomfield laments Spiffins inability to speak clearly or eat, while Mr Pellefield quips that he now subsists on gum drops and gum Arabic.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Spiffins
Mr. Bloomfield
Mr. Pellefield
Anchor Fence Promises Economy and Strength for Homes
An article extols the Anchor fence as essential for homes and farms, noting its economy, durability, and beauty. It highlights its use by stock raisers and ranchers, pins praise on its rivet tight joints, and urges readers to request a catalogue from The Portland Anchor Fence Co. in Portland, Oregon.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
United States
Portland Anchor Fence Co
Nicolai Street
Portland
Oregon
Notion of marriage sparks tense family dialogue
Old Gentleman questions the suitor about his daughter and possible insanity in the family. The suitor asserts there will be no madness and proceeds to address the engagement.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dudeleigh
Pekin Life and Police Scenes From a Private Letter
A private letter from George L. DeForest of Utica describes Pekin life with focus on poor labor conditions and the roles of the Chinese police. It notes scant cotton, hand labor, and low wages for unskilled workers while detailing police dress, weapon racks, city walls, and the vast force sustaining order within and beyond the walls.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George L. DeForest
Pekin
Fnto
Utica Press
Cadets Train at Annapolis Naval Academy
Routine duties of midshipmen illustrate the academy’s thorough training and strict discipline. The article praises the school as one of the best for naval officers, noting high graduation standards and comprehensive instruction in naval warfare.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Annapolis Naval Academy
United States Navy
Cheap Denmark Travel Lets Pass Holders Roam All Regions
The London Express reports Denmark pioneered cheap rail fares with a fortnightly ticket for third and second class travelers. For 14 days the holder may ride anywhere in Denmark, with deposits refunded on return. A monthly option exists, and longer times grant larger reductions. Season passes cover two towns, and under 18s travel at half price.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Denmark
Esbjerg
Copenhagen
London Express
The Eye Use and Child Health in Sight Habits
The article urges careful use of both eyes from childhood to prevent long term sight defects. It notes that improper head posture and close reading contribute to eye strain and warns that neglect in early care leads to lasting vision problems. It contrasts adult habits with eye health for children.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Opticians
Lacking in Melody and Air Restorer Claim
A fragmented music note critique mocks Jones Van Pounder as lacking melody while mentioning an “air restorer” in jest. An antique ad promotes Grove’s Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets with a 250 token price and refund guarantee if it fails to cure a cold in one day.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jones
van Pounder
Smith
Allete
Grove
Teething Remedy Ad Quoted In Brief Scene
A brief exchange asks if Eddie's mother is well with a light humor about a draw the night before. The ad promotes Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup as the best teething remedy for children.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Eddie
Mrs. Winslow
Dooley and Hooley Fight Over a Punch Vow
Dooley asks Hooley to straighten his face after an altercation. Hooley responds with a taunt about a punch on the jaw. The exchange indicates a heated dispute and a resolve for confrontation.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dooley
Wedding Punchline Sparks Patriotism Joke
A jokey dialogue notes a wedding described as patriotic with a color coded gag. Clarence asks why it is patriotic and Algernon replies that the bride is red the groom white and the bride’s father blue who pays all the bills.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Clarence
Algernon
Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic Safety Warning
A warning about Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic mislabeling its formula as a counterfeit or untrusted product. The notice cautions consumers about the doctored bottle and assures refunds or payment terms. It highlights potential misrepresentation and urges verification of authenticity.
The Best Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever
An old ad proclaims iron and quinine as a tasteless cure in wartime, with no cure no pay offered and a price of five cents. It mentions a humorous exchange about card games and a nameless battle context.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
B. S
Tam
Emerson, Pevely
Marital history noted in playful exchange
A lighthearted exchange recalls Sue's three prior marriages before her current husband. She jokes he is a patriotic man she calls her glorious Fourth, highlighting a humorous nickname and affectionate banter.
College Beliefs Bond Through Sharp Retorts
In a framed chat, two voices reminisce about college days. One recalls disbelief in eternal punishment, the other admits lacking notable enemies then. The exchange highlights evolving views and social dynamics from their past.
Menlo Park School Prestige and Shoe Care Tips
The Commercial Tribune notes Menlo Park in San Mateo County as a premier boys' school with strong supervision and facilities. It also offers shoe care tips using orange juice for black leather, banana skin for tan shoes, lemon for tac leather, and oil for patent leather after cleaning with a sponge.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Menlo Park
San Mateo County
Cal
Ymneston
Pacific Coast
Ira G. West, Jr. O
Commercial Tribune
Sin in Chicago Provokes Quiet Debate in Sniffs and Jibes
A brief exchange argues whether Chicago harbors more sin than any city, with a counterpoint naming Cincinnati as the rival. The mock dispute captures a playful back and forth over urban vice.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sniffs
Chicago
Cincinnati
Homecoming brings sudden cleaning tasks at evening
A husband arrives early from work and finds his wife pondering who will take up the carpets, highlighting domestic duties and a shared domestic moment.
A Man of Courage Sparks Bold Exchange
A tense scene unfolds as she challenges his nerve and he asserts his readiness to kiss, declaring he has the nerve to do anything. The dialogue centers on courage and bold romantic pursuit.
A L Craig Names General Passenger Agent in Portland
A L Craig is announced as General Passenger Agent based in Portland Oregon with responsibilities for passenger service and route operations.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
A. L. Craig
Portland, Or
Rail schedule notice for Drain to Portland and connections
South and East via Southern Pacific Shasta Route lists trains at 12 34 p m and 1 24 a m from Drain to Portland and stations. It offers Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains with chair cars to Ogden and El Paso and Tourist cars to Chicago St Louis New Orleans and Washington. Connections at San Francisco to steamship lines for Honolulu Japan China Philippines Central and South America. See agent at Drain or CG H Markham GP A Portland Oregon.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pullman
Facramenuto
Ogden
el Paso
Chicago
St. Louis
New Orleans
Washington
San Francisco
Japan
China
Philippines
Central
South America
Drain Station
Portland
Eveeeree
Ashline
Tao
Kavens City
Los Angeles
Fort Worth
City of Mexico
Houston
New York
Bailey Gatzert Excursion Steamer Sails Portland to The Dalles
The Bailey Gatzert newly equipped fast steamer begins Portland to The Dalles trips as an excursion boat. It departs Portland at 7 AM except Mondays, calls at Cascade Locks Hood River and White Salmon, reaches The Dalles at 3 PM, returns at 4 PM and arrives Portland at 10 PM. Fares: 26 cents one way, 1.50 round trip 2.50. Office foot of Alder Street Main 351. Boarding encouraged for pleasure and scenic daytime Columbia River voyage.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Portland-Dalles
Oregon
Washington
Columbia River
Casade Mountains
Portland
Cascade Locks
Hood River
Dalles
Dulles
Alder St
Beth
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Mandy
Tommy
Mr. B
W. SM
Buffalo
Aes
Bers
Mitchell
Lewis Staver
Stand Taylor
Portland Or
Blizzarp
Ensilage
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co
Ore
John Poole
Morrison Street
Pompe
General Us
Krausse & Prince
First Street
St. Helen’s
Eleanor Tebbetts
J. W. Hill, M. D
P.O. Drawer
Jenkins
Holtz's School
Man
Keeley
Keeley Institute
P.M. UL
Wenyy
Pete Are
And
Union Pacific
Huntington
Avantic
M. Huntington
St. Paul
Spokane
Balt Lake
Denver
Ft. Worthy Sraehackanances City
St. Louia
East
Fall Lake
Ft. Worth
Kansas City
Astoria
Willamette River
Oregon City
New
Bondayberg
Salem
Indendence & Way Andings
Willamette
Thurhill Hivers
da Alton
Hamette
Sion
Wea
Corral
He & Way
Southern Pacific CO
Shasta
Drain
Portland and Way
CG. H. Markham
Portland, Oregon
Bailey Gatzert
Fimerican
Hanite- Elyhaetratet
Munn & Co
Titan
Washington, D.C
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