The Country Cousin and a Woolly Worm Joke
A narrative about a cousin Alferd Williams who lacks city polish. He shares a simple running gag about counting jokes with mispronunciations like I owe it I two It I three it and so on, leading to a playful punchline as you progress through the counting.
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Alferd Williams
Mamma
Alferd
Pie
Alferd Willams
Papa
Alford
Jessie Day Disguised Visitor Reanimates Star Player
Jim Dutton the Bor den Academy football captain falls out with his team. Estelle lures him via Jessie Day from New York who, in disguise as Jessie Day, rekindles his interest and leads to a triumphant game. The ruse ends with Jessie Day revealing her true self and inspiring the victory.
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Jim Dutton
Borden Academy
Jim
Mogsie
Bh Weyer
Dick Brown
Estelle
Harry Todd
Miss Day
New York
Dicky
Jessie Day
Jessie
Oakville
Billy Dixon
Washington Star
Japan to tighten patent and trade mark protections abroad
The Japanese government recognizes urgent need to curb piracy and speculative registration of patents and trade marks. Agreements with the United States and Great Britain will be signed. Foreign brands face imitation by Japanese firms and priority of registration shields counterfeit marks unless already registered in Japan. A bill for foreign exhibit protection passed the Diet.
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Japan
United States
Great Britain
Patent
Diet
Tookie
New York American
To The Point. Elderly Aunt and Hans in Munich Lane
A dialogue excerpt from Flegende Dilatter set in Munich features an elderly aunt explaining a sudden departure in a lane and her inquiry about a pursuing man. Hans questions whether the man was captured as the scene unfolds in a terse exchange.
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Hans
Flegende Dilatter
Munich
Greed and the Soul The Price of Wealth in Moral Crisis
A reflective sermon condemns mercantile culture worshipping money. It argues modern life sacrifices ethics for profit, urges saving the soul through prayer and service, and warns that neglecting inner life leads to spiritual death.
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God
Gambling the Curse of Racing: Racing the Cause of Gambling
The Century argues that while horse racing is viewed as sport, New York law permits gambling as a byproduct to regulate racing. It claims gambling is the curse of racing, with press coverage elevating bets over horse performance, though racing itself feeds the gambling market.
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New York
Percy-Gray
Diet Cranks and the Fear of Food
A Success Magazine excerpt argues that chronic worry about digestion harms health. It asserts trusting the body and avoiding constant fear over what to eat improves digestion and overall well being, criticizing perpetual caution in meals and body care.
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Success Magazine
Cost of crime to New York and nation runs into millions
The New York World outlines crime's broad economic cost, citing 1907 figures for city and state expenditures, police and court costs, and prison upkeep. It notes substantial shares of public spending tied to crime, including charities, sheriff, and tax departments, with totals reaching tens of millions in New York and hundreds of millions nationally. It also discusses alien crime rates and prison populations, estimating total national crime costs near 600 to 700 million yearly.
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City of
New York
Fourth Avenue
Greater
Police Department
Eugene Smith
International Prison Congress
Molineux
Patrick
Harry K. Thaw
National Guard
Pennsylvania
Montana
Colorado
Nevada
Sheriff's Office
Department of Public Buildings
Coroners Office
Department of Finance
Department of Taxes
Commissioners of Accounts
Department of Health
Law Department
Supreme Court
United States
Commodore A. V. Wadhams
State Board of Parole
National Li Eral Immigration League
New York City
San Francisco
Prison Association of
New York World
To Fish From Motor Car Sleigh
Captain Halgren, after three years of trial, introduces a motorized fishermans sleigh using a two horse power gasoline engine and a rising falling spiked wheel to grip ice. Tested at ten to fifteen mph, it aims to cut travel time between Marinette and Peshtigo Harbor to about a quarter of the traditional sledge journey this winter.
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Halgren
Peshtigo Harbor
Marisinette
Milwaukee Sentinel
Saloon Boss Tests Buyer In Georgia Saloon Deal
In a Georgia saloon a buyer asks to purchase the entire operation including fixtures and stock. The owner, Bill, agrees the fixtures go with the business and names a curious blend of officials and professionals among the assets in a bygone era anecdote.
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Bill
Harper’s Weekly
Foreigners Reach One and a Half Percent in Ho land
A report notes that the share of foreigners in Ho land stands at one and one half percent, reflecting demographic composition.
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Holand
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