Crude Thots As Thee Fall From the Editorial Pen
A witty column offers playful reflections on evening thoughts written in mock archaic phrasing. The piece blends humor with local sensibilities and editorial stance on daily life.
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Newspaper
New Holland Clarion
Location
New Holland, Pennsylvania, United States of America
Date
Jun 22, 1918
Page
3
A witty column offers playful reflections on evening thoughts written in mock archaic phrasing. The piece blends humor with local sensibilities and editorial stance on daily life.
Chauncey M Depew marked his eighty fourth birthday with a Montauk club banquet in Brooklyn where he urged that having a defined object in life strengthens will and extends years. He praised mothers and family ties and urged kindness, cheerfulness, and restraint from scolding to keep households peaceful.
A local New Holland notice highlights community endorsements and personal testimonials. Mrs. D. B. Shaub of 240 W Main St endorses Dean's Kidney Pills for kidney trouble, price 60 cents. Also includes general health tips on bacteria light exposure and a rat control ad from RAT SNAP sold by Wim. M. Stauffer & Son.
The report covers Allied casualties from France as Corporal Elmer B. Dommet is listed dead. It notes warehouse accidents, electrocution of John G. Christley, and a crane plant blast. It records gas poisoning, a farmer’s scare, and local crime sentences amid wartime shortages and labor shifts.
Readings focus on Mary Magdalene and the women at the tomb, the angel’s message, and Jesus’ appearances to Mary, two travelers, and the disciples. The lesson emphasizes the resurrection as proof of Christ’s power over death and the apostles’ commission to preach.
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