Iconoclast Defends Grant and Satirizes Tanning Ministry
A dated Register column argues Grant was not a tanner and defends a circus as a plebeian but popular amusement. It cites a Bank of England governor denying impending financial disasters and reports oddly on a Lincoln Nebraska teen marriage and a 47 year old courting a 14 year old, with crude humor.
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Bank of England
England
Georgia governor approves liquor sale ban near churches and schools
The Georgia governor signs a bill barring liquor sales within three miles of churches or schools except in incorporated cities. The measure aims to shut down many illicit crossroads taverns and reflects potential lessons for other states. A Minnesotan tale of a corner lot flooded twenty feet reveals a fishing joke about bass and suckers.
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Nortren
Georgia
Tenderfoot
Minneapolis
Honest News About Births And Deaths In Obituaries
The piece argues that births and deaths invite falsehoods in notices and obituaries, noting that parents rarely welcome another child and that writers of baby notices and obituaries face similar pressures to mold reality. It emphasizes the difficulty of presenting truthful sentiment in such notices.
Opposed Evils and Quoted Cranks at the World’s Fair
A columnist notes common words fail to carry precise meaning, cites the Trinity colt record, and mocks Tolstoi readers and Moscow disease fears. A Indiana ex-soldier’s tale of rabies and a dog alarm readers, while Expo cranks flood Chicago with far-fetched ideas. Fifty women take piano lessons for every man.
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Trinity
Russia
Moscow
Carr
Jon
Surry
Indiana
John
Women and piano myths in public life
A discussion notes that despite many women studying music, few are recognized as great piano players or composers, while men authored most works. It also comments on Nat Goodwin's recent notoriety and how an actor’s private life can affect box office, contrasting with the idea that stage work stands apart.
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Nat Goodwin
Emmett
Goodwin
Rainfall shifts as Salton Lake rises in desert
Unseasonable rains in the San Bernardino Mountains now tie to the expanding Salton Lake in the Colorado Desert. The lake’s growth dampens the heat, alters moisture flow, and may bring a lasting change to the arid region’s climate. The evolving conditions promise to affect nearby areas that have long suffered from deficient rainfall.
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San Bernardino Mountains
Salton Lake
Colorado Desert
Charleston dispatch to China signals strong central government
Tut Charleston is sent to China with two vessels, intended for policing duties. The note argues rebellion talk in China is mistaken, claiming Pekin’s administration is strong. It notes the proclamation shows China’s government can ride over local prejudice and that China is more cohesive now than forty years ago.
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Charleston
China
Pekin
Boston Grocer Accused Of Selling Poisonous French Peas
The article reports allegations that a renowned Boston grocer sold French peas tainted with copper salt to deepen color. It notes that poison scares largely stem from improper storage after opening, with swelling can tops as an early fermentation sign.
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Boston
France
Affairs in China and the danger to foreigners
The article warns that China in ferment could trigger deadly violence against foreigners, with massacres already starting. It cautions that masses may murder outsiders during civil disorder, despite leaders seeking vengeance or protection from governments. It concludes that outsiders may find wealth fragile and hard to retain amid upheaval.
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China
Little Flo’s Letter from Boston Globe
A shy sister Flo writes to God asking for help with her baby brother who has no teeth yet. Grandma reads the child’s heartfelt note, wondering why the infant lacks teeth, then Flo drafts a letter to God requesting guidance and care for the baby.
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Flo
Little Flo
Cone
Littuk Flo
Boston Globe
Paris romance ends in stock crash and ruin
Lawrence Shoddyson plans to marry Lady Sarah Hardman but his former lover Theodora Winch schemes to ruin him. A forged Paris telegram triggers a massive El Dorados sell off, leaving Shoddyson bankrupted as his firm defaults. Meanwhile a humorous Queen anecdote closes the tale.
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Mrs. Winch
Voisins
Lawrence Shoddyson
Paris
Sarah
Sarah Hardman
Hardman
Theodora Winch
Theodore
Stock Exchange
Shoddyson & Co
Winch
Champs-Elyses
Europe
United States
Wall Street
Lawrence
Theodora
Brothers
Sidonia
el Dorados
Brothers Sidonia
Siponia Freres
London
Denial Clears Planned Marriage Rumor in Paris Affair
The morning papers deny any marriage arrangement between Lady Sarah Hardman and Mr Lawrence Shoddyson. The implicated financier faces suspicion but has no proof or police findings. Mrs Winch grows rasping and daring, seen driving toward the Allee des Acacias as revenge unfolds.
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Sarah Hardman
Lawrence Shoddyson
Parisian
Winch
Allee Des Acacias
St. James’ Gazette
Great Men and the Elusive Successors in History
A historical essay argues that great men never leave lasting successors, illustrating through figures like Washington, Lincoln, and Sumner. It contrasts praise and critique across eras, then shifts to discuss cotton and wheat trusts, their market control aims, feasibility, and potential risks to producers and prices. It also covers therapeutic liquid soap by Laidemann, its preparation, and claimed benefits, plus a note on perjury and self-interest in courts.
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Lowell
Whitman
Whittier
Washington
Hamilton
Jay
Jefferson
Webster
Clay
Calhoun
Jackson
Illinois
Lincoln
Charles Sumner
United States Senate
Sumner
Columbia
S. C
United States
Chicago Tribune
Herr Laidemann
Pharmaceutists
Berlin
The Wicked Bible in New York Library Curiosities
A big New York library holds a multi volume edition titled The Wicked Bible. It exists in two distinct editions from England 1631 and Germany about a century later. Its peculiarity lies in the presence of the word not in the seventh commandment.
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New York
England
Germany
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