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Love Is a Day and a Year in Life and Death
A poetic meditation on love as a day a year and a life ending in death. The speaker contrasts bright dawns noontide heat and dew with autumn gray skies and winter snow. It questions whether joy or sorrow outlasts love as it nears its final breath.
The Loafer's Soliloquy on Heaven and Hell
A fragmentary verse passage laments misfortune pursuing the speaker, imagining death as a path outside heaven where no welcome or kindness remains. The speaker pleads for companionship and a humane greeting, contrasting salvation with eternal loafing beyond celestial gates.
Polar Expedition News From Captain Nares Via Pandora
The Pandora has reached Upper Navi e Greenland beyond Cisco with no word from Captain Nares. It will push north to Smiths Sound where Nares is to file a full report. If he finds open polar seas, a rich country and timberlands may confirm the Symmatonia theory.
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England
Pandora
Nares
Upper Navie
Cisco
Greenland
Naves
Smith's Sound
Polar
Wymmes
Symmatonia
Louisville Cour der Journet
Giants and ants blend in ancient arithmetic tale
A jumble of comic antique math on Adam and Eve eating apples sparks rival calculations from Boston Journal Gloucester Advertiser Lawrence American Veritas and Wee York Mail. The piece parodies endless numeric theories by proposing wildly varying totals from 90 to 8,082,056.
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Adam
Boston Journal
Gloucester Advertiser
Lawrence American
Veritas
Eve
Wee
York Mail
Love and Money Blend in Sweetville Match
Mrs Dorrance plans to host heiress Fannie Pynhurst inviting Florian Field under a matchmaking scheme. A mistaken meeting at the station leads to an awkward reveal that both families and lovers misread. Florian vows to marry for love, and the couple wed despite the ploy.
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Mrs. Dorrance
Fannie Pynherst
Mr. Dorrance
Fannie
Florian
Pynhurst
Pontifix Hotel
Miss Pynhurst
Clara
Fiorian
Sweetville
Fanny
Field
Gayly
Banny
City trade opinions on various lines from the Commercial Bulletin
Spi cer interviews city merchants across multiple trades to gauge business outlooks. Oyster openings up, indigo blue sentiment, hats see strong interest, crockery seeks safety, distillers expect a spirited election, ready made clothing favors open stores but leans toward a close up, milk extensions continue, bakers seek a rise, hackmen report brisk season activity, paper and stationery trade steady, rubber dealers note plasticity and waterproof gutta percha, lead remains heavy, creditors report poor markets, shoe trade sees improvement, artists report easy progress, butchers contemplate new quarters and market slaughter concerns.
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Spicer
W. Y. Commercial Bulletin
Saint Humiliates Youth In Front Of House Incident
A Saint is humiliated by a policeman who informs a young man singing outside a house that the family has been absent for a week. The St. Louis Globe editor casually derides the Times editor as a creditless conscienceless dead beat and loafer.
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The
St. Louis Globe
Times of
That City
Jiav
Marriage as promotion quoted by George Elliot
A quotation asserts marriage as promotion and notes a man with his third wife might be seen as a Brigadier General in affectionate irony. The remark reflects social attitudes and humor surrounding marriage norms from the era.
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George Elliot
November Election Echoes in Ohio and Indiana
A Cleveland Era editor reports that Ohio likely backed the Republicans by a small margin while Indiana went Democratic by a small margin. Ohio’s result is seen as a Democratic triumph and a sign of national change, despite strong Republican efforts and alleged abuses. The piece notes Hamilton county shifted, reflecting broader party fatigue and foreshadowing a November Democratic victory. Also included is a theatrical anecdote about Rose Hyingt e in Camille causing a disruption before Reno.
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Ohio
Indiana
Tilden
National Democratic Party
Greenback Democrats
Democratic
Republican Party
St. Louis
New York
Connecticut
New Jersey
Associated Press
Hamilton County
Greeley
Kilpatrick
Hayes
Kentucky
Pennsylvania
Enquirer
Commercial
Volksblatt
Freie Presse
Matthews
Cincinnati
Hnquirer
Origin of Great Lakes Theory Presented by Prof Newberry
Buffalo papers discuss Prof Newberry's view that Ontario Erie and Huron formed in an ancient river valley that flowed to the St Lawrence. Glacial action carved Lake Erie, with a later continental sink allowing Atlantic waters to reach Lake Champlain and Ottawa. The piece notes Agassiz and debates whether America was first inhabited as a new world.
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Great Lakes
Buffalo
Prof
Newberry
Great Lake Chain
Ontario
Erie
Huron
St. Lawrence
Adirondacks
Appalachains
Hudson
New York
Lake Michigan
Lake Superior
Mississippi
Straits of Mackinaw
Lake Chain
Ohio
Lake Erie
Atlantic
Kingston
Ottawa
Arnprior
Bludson
Champlain
New England
Lake
Mohawk
Agassiz
Niagvara
Powder in a horn becomes a town cannon
On the post office steps a man tells small boys that illegal powder in a horn is no cannon. He recalls the dent in the ground from a fall and his mother's leg, and a goat awaiting a New York surgeon to remove powder from its nose. The Radicals are gathering for a final treasury challenge.
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Post Office
Nowaboy
New York
Woman Marries Notorious Crim inal in Humiliating Ceremony
A Council Bluffs report recalls the marriage of "Sandy" alias George Melville, famed for repeated escapes and frauds, to a young woman who visited his jail cell and urged the union before his Fort Madison imprisonment. The ceremony, performed by a Justice of the Peace, was witnessed by prisoners and a few locals through jail grates. The piece notes the gender double standard and ponders how a woman follows a criminal, while men rarely reciprocate when faced with disgrace.
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Diana
Council Bluffs
Sandy
George Melville
West
Clinton
United States
Lowa
Justice’s Court
Melville
Melody
Fort Madison
Hve
Adam
Onda Herald
St Albans Woman Nearing Century as Contract Grows
Mary J Nevins of St Albans Mo is said to be LW years old last June and still strong enough to help with hay when needed The Pairfield Chronicle notes that three years ago D D Stewart gave her a $5 bill and promised to double it each year as long as she lives If she reaches 110 the total payments will reach 40480 with prior sums This prolonged life could bankrupt the United States
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Mary J. Nevins
St. Albans
Pairfield Chronicle
D. D. Stewart
Stewart
United States
Anecdote of Coroners Jury Questioning Witness
A prosecution witness in a murder case was asked if he saw the man shot and killed. He replied yes, then corrected that the charge hit the body between the hog pen and the wood house, not between the diaphragm and the duodenum.
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