Tarman Declared Crazy for Rock Throwing at King Humbert
The Register notes Tarman who hurled rocks at King Humbert is deemed insane, driven by anger at a perceived miss. It quips Ward McAllister could be useful if restrained, then jokes trusts would banter with the typewriter. The piece lampoons excessive power and satire.
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Pugilist Charley Mitchell Leaves Ring for Preaching
Rumor claims Charley Mitchell has quit boxing to take up preaching as a tactic to annoy the Reverend Sam Jones. The report appears to be speculative yet notes the possible career switch and its target in Jones.
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Charley Mitchell
Sam Jones
American Spruce Sound Boards in Piano Making
A short note on piano sounding boards using American spruce and other American woods. It mentions pine shingles as a traditional element in sound production and references youth in a figurative sense.
Corbett Urged to Train in Self Control
A critic scolds Corbett for boasting and reckless talk, warning that a braggart gladiator looks foolish and could become a target for a wild desperado unless he returns to restrained parliamentary speech.
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Corbett
Neptune's Trident and Propulsion Advances Foreseen
The passage notes a claim that sugar and chlorate of potash could power a vessel from New York to Queenstown in under three and a half days. It suggests steam and electricity may soon be challenged by such motive agents, signaling a shift in maritime propulsion concepts.
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Neptune
New York
Queenstown
Oakland Woman Uses Threat Over Signature Note
An Oakland woman threatened a man with a pistol to obtain a note she believed would satisfy her, challenging the notion that women lack business sense. The incident underscores the bold approach she took to secure the desired signature and compel compliance.
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Oakland
Sultan Orders Afternoon Turkish Papers After Yacht Accident
Reports say the Sultan demanded afternoon publication to allow edits after displeasure over yacht accident coverage. The ruler is described as highly sensitive, likened to a legislature member.
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Turkey
Earl of Craven’s body tattooed headline in society
Ty Earl of Craven, who wed a New York society belle, is said to be most luridly tattooed all over his body. This revelation may boost his earning ability in America, and a tattooed English peer would attract museum-age interest and public money.
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New York
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Howling Lunatic Aboard Train Spurs Heroine Praise
A crazed man boarded a train carrying Helen Trould and Mrs. Russell Sage. he did not molest them and both women did not faint. They are now hailed as heroines, honored for unexpected bravery and grace under pressure.
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City orders warned to leave by Santa Barbara mayor
The Santa Barbara mayor directed the marshal to warn gopher-blowers and mole-buzzers to depart the city. The writer praises the idea and odd plan, suggesting capturing more buzzers for a menagerie.
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Stage props shift to sewers in modern drama
A critic notes the stage embraces unusual props including a sewer as a principal figure. The writer questions whether the sewer route could elevate the stage and suggests many contemporary plays already feature such elements as props for dramatic effect.
Denver paper recalls Chinese police in San Francisco
A Denver article notes a lone Chinese officer in San Francisco joining the force as a curious case. It recalls a decade earlier a Chinese policeman in Denver who proved expert and was dismissed for blackmail, ending his official career after a highbinder with a long knife attacked him in his sleep.
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Dancers Embrace Artificial Legs For Spotlight
A leading performer added an artificial leg to enhance a routine drawing praise from audiences. Rival then followed with two false legs, intensifying the competition and heat within the scene.
Rival’s Repertoire Targeted for Amputated Legs
Envy burns as she seeks the rival’s two key assets removed, a drastic aim to be settled by a solemn judicial tribunal soon, framing a high stakes dispute over performance and legitimacy.
Truth Lies At The Bottom Of A Well
An Alabama man fell into a well with his horse and survived two days entombed. The horse died. Buzzards fed, the man clung to several legs, shooed them away, and was lifted to the surface. He joked that truth lies at the bottom of a well.
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Senor
Post Office Thief Detected in Rail Mail Case
An eastern railway arrest reveals a postal clerk who stole ninety letters and found twelve dollars and thirteen cents in fifty opened letters. Chicago cases show even small sums lead to theft by trusted postal workers, a crime swiftly detected and punished as grand larceny despite petty gains.
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Chicago
Advertising in newspapers boosts profits for merchants
The text argues that a merchant with stocked shelves and demand will profit from advertising, especially in communities with money to spend. It notes failure if goods are scarce or demand is absent, and asserts newspapers are the most effective advertising medium for those who use it well. It also warns against neglecting ads when neighbors advertise successfully.
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California Fig Syrup Co
German inventor touts bullet proof cloth as safe as steel
A German inventor claims a new armor cloth made from flat stretched steel wires set in wool and hemp, offering bullet resistance even from modern rifles. The elastic covering allegedly yields a light breastplate under two pounds and could protect ships, lifeboats, rail cars, and wine freight, with hemp becoming fireproof under hydraulic pressure.
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Pericles Name Confusion Sparks Country Lecture Jest
In a country town a lecture on the Age of Pericles triggers laughter as two locals misidentify Pericles as a shellfish and joke about the age being tied to time out of water. The exchange highlights playful ignorance of ancient philosophers.
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Mr. Brown
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Brown
Sleepy Sailor Lullaby From Worthington's Magazine
A vintage verse from Worthington's Magazine sings a night time lullaby for a sailor lad. The poem blends moonlit imagery, sea sounds, and a mother's comfort, promising protection and a safe return of the father.
Warrior ants of Honduras as forest invaders and healers
A Boston Globe account recalls a trek in Honduras where warrior ants formed vast living columns, devouring prey and threatening a dwelling. The narrator survives after natives rescue him with injuries from a fall and later witnesses how ants heal wounds and clean houses, sometimes serving as surgeons.
Are We Practical
Charles Dudley Warner laments American practicality and imagines a nation of bunglers amid a clash between idealism and material success. The essay critiques reliance on Providence, notes stubborn economic missteps, and tells a humorous tale of Senator Reagan and chair superstition as a sign of unpracticality in politics.
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Underground Train Confusion and A Polite Exit
An elderly traveler asks a stranger in a transit car for the next station Bayswater. He kindly instructs her how to exit slowly as the porter shouts and pushes her forward. The tale ends with a reflection on trust and male faithfulness.
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Bayswater
Brightest Part of My Trip To New York Store Visit
A Southern paper reprints a New York fashion correspondent’s tale of a timid shopper who, inspired by Lord & Taylor’s prices and selection, overcomes fear, receives warm service, and finds lasting satisfaction in the purchases that defined her New York visit as its brightest moment.
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Lords& Taylor's
Lever
Lord & Taylor's
Bank Finds 1850 Silver Dime in Church Door Lock
In Rome Georgia a bank discovered a silver dime dated 1850 inside the door lock of a recently demolished Episcopal Church. It is believed the coin stayed trapped for years, with a key once snapping while the dime blocked the mechanism. The notice ends with an unrelated ad slogan about health remedies and a Lowell quote.
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