Veragua bogus nobleman and Alaska coast length claim
The Register cites a fake Duke of Veragua with no debts, asserts Alaska’s coastline exceeds all other states by 3020 miles, and notes a New York arrest where a young woman claimed to be an angel. A Michigan man owns a Mayflower pitcher.
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New York
Michigan
NRE piano business advertisement tactic questioned
A note claims the NRE piano business uses free advertising to gain attention without losing diamonds or facing a divorce suit, suggesting a publicity ploy rather than a routine marketing approach.
St Paul Editor Sues Donnelly for Damages
The St Paul editor who has sued Ignatius Donnelly for 25000 damages gains his suit. if successful he will likely recover the ciphers.
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St. Paul
Ignatius Donnelly
Whale Almost Capsized Mermaid Off Japan Coast
A whale nearly wrecked the schooner Mermaid off Japan by striking with its tail. The account stresses the encounter as a dramatic non fish event rather than a tale. No injuries reported.
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Mermaid
Japan
Softer swap than a trust paid salary to stay out of business
The speaker quips that some trusts pay a regular salary to keep a person from working, calling it a gentler arrangement than even the Prince of Wales who must perform occasional ceremonial duties. The remark mocks patronage and idle privilege in high society.
Quote on crime and oath in distant era changes
The passage contrasts a past with one criminal in 3000 people to the present one in 700, noting improved but still imperfect morality. It laments the current weaker hard swearing and mentions the abolition of the iron-clad oath, implying legal and social shifts over time.
Journalists in Mexican jail spark ironic satire
In a Mexican jail, twelve editors, two newspaper managers, three foremen, and one proof-reader await hearings. The quip implies even the devil must attend to journalism in that republic.
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Republic
Hidden Uncles: Unknown Faces in U.S. Gift Power
A single remarkable truth has surfaced about the federal realm: there exist offices under Uncle Sam that are not in demand. Their presence remains largely unknown, implying a quiet surplus in government.
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Uncle Sam
Secrecy of Poverty Evokes Overcoat Claim
A man boasts he never needs an overcoat in this world, but his pride suggests he will require one in the next. The remark underscores how poverty and pride intersect in daily life and moral judgment.
Montana Cowboy Heads to Chicago With Bogus Dollars
A Montana cowboy is said to have traveled to Chicago carrying a satchelful of self-made counterfeit dollars earned by overtime work. If he returns with the satchel, he would be the first to beat Chicago this season.
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Chicago
San Francisco bankers vow never to die of patriotism
Bankers in San Francisco rushed to aid the United States Treasury and saved themselves the cost of exchange, doing no good for the Treasury. The remark notes that in wartime there are few fatalities near the sutler's wagon.
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Treasury
Farmer bitten by rattlesnake develops fits after long remedy
A farmer near San Bernardino was bitten by a rattlesnake and used the usual remedy for six weeks. No harm appeared at first, but now he experiences fits upon seeing a snake. The long application of the remedy seems to have affected him.
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San Bernardino
Musicians and Beer Saloons Question Logic Over Lore
The article notes that legendary composers like Schubert and Schumann did heavy work in beer saloons, but warns modern aspiring musicians that fame from frequenting saloons lacks logic and substance.
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Schumann
American roads praised as backward by foreign visitors
A commentator argues no other nation has as bad roads as the United States. He notes foreigners marvel at American progress elsewhere while roads lag, despite clear returns on investment from better infrastructure.
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Woman’s stamp collection drives her to frenzy in Pennsylvania
A Pennsylvania woman, after amassing a million old postage stamps, has gone crazy upon learning they are worthless as mere paper. The public’s belief in their value remains unshaken, as people enjoy being humbugged.
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Pennsylvania
Gliding From Superior Position Noted By Observers
A reader reflects on a nation’s decline from its former top vantage, lamenting its waning status while contrasting it with Australia’s rising or steady display. The tone is elegiac about national prestige and global standing.
Bank Failures and Civilizaton’s Rejection of Indulgence
The passage notes that Chinese banks reject the habit of failure and warns that indulging in it would cost bank officials their heads. It argues this is not a method civilization can approve, implying a moral stance against repeated failures.
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China
Customer trades for berries ends in street brawl
A dispute over berry prices in a market ends with the customer pocketing a quart measure after two boxes are poured in. The vendor reprimands a young assistant and an improvised scuffle leaves a dog airborne across the street, prompting a sharp exchange and a tense scene.
Canadian weather predictor retires from forecasting
A Canadian gentleman who for years predicted weather and events like earthquakes floods and cyclones has retired. He says he will offer no more opinions on future disasters. The remark prompts a joke that Lieut Totten should quit prophesying the world’s end for a public vote of thanks.
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Canada
Switzerland Readopts Death Penalty Amid Crime Rise
As states in the United States abolish capital punishment, Switzerland reintroduces the death penalty in some cantons after a generation without it. The trend reflects concerns over rising atrocious crimes and possible further adoption by other cantons.
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Switzerland
Navy Dispatches and International Stationing
The text notes United States ships responder assignments including the white squadron to remote posts, Atlanta to Nicaragua amid revolution, Hawaii under naval oversight, Corea unrest prompting intervention, Baltimore to Chinese waters, with ongoing needs to watch West Indies and South American ports. It implies naval duties beyond ceremonial duties over the coming four years.
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Nicaraugua
Hawaiian Islands
Corea
Baltimore
West Indies
South American
Honest dealing urged after Connecticut green goods scam
A Connecticut report reveals 110 unwise purchases of counterfeit money from a gang over six weeks. About $40,000 changed hands as victims bought blank paper instead of genuine notes. The piece argues publicizing their names protects honest citizens from similar fraud and condemns all who fall for such schemes.
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Republic
Connecticut
Early Purchases of the Indians and Colonial Deals
A 1610 account notes Capt West buying the site of Richmond for copper, Minuit trading Manhattan for sixty guilders, Lord Baltimore’s company paying in beads and kettles for Christiana, Roger Williams acquiring Rhode Island for white beads, and New Haven bought with coats, spoons, hoes, hatchets, porringers and knives. The column adds a wry aside on thrift and future purchases.
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Roger Williams
New Haven
Louis Republic
The Little Arm Chair Memory in a Corner Cornered Joy of a Mother
A white haired mother recalls her son from childhood as he sat in the little arm chair learning from books and slate. She sees his father proud of him and remembers days of scolding praising and love. Though grown he returns in dreams to the arm chair that once framed their world.
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Roother
A Wise Judge Oversees Custody of Little Mary
The case unfolds as Alfred Nevalls pursues custody after Sophia Nevalls returns with their child from Armway. Hugh helps seize the girl amid a staged arson distraction, leading to a habeas corpus and a courtroom battle before Justice Badger. The judge weighs welfare, considering the parents and a third party while Mary’s future hangs in balance.
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Vaugh
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Little Mary
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Sadger
Judge Adjourns Hearing Over Child Custody Dispute
A tense scene unfolds as Alfred and Sophia argue after lengthy secrecy with their daughter Mary present. The judge authorizes indefinite adjournment and hands the child back to her parents while warning against interference. The atmosphere remains acrimonious as emotions run high.
Slavery in Wisconsin Recalls Early Bondage Difficulties
A Wisconsin historian notes a few enslaved people existed in the state before the Civil War. Evidence includes ex Senator George W. Jones owning fifteen slaves near Mineral Point around 1840, ex Judge Joseph Trotter Mills handling a case to free a slave in Grant County, and Rev Alfred Brunson aiding a mulatto Day in Prairie du Chien. Plattville is cited as a rare place where slaves were later returned to bondage in Missouri.
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George W. Jones
Mineral Point
Jones
Missouri
Joseph Trotter Mills
Lancaster
Grant County
Alfred Brunson
Day
Prairie du Chien
Brunson
Jeremiah Porter
Beloit
Plattville
Curious English Notices in Japanese Venues
A writer notes Japanese habit of posting English notices at hotels and shops. Examples include dining room access restrictions at Kioto hotels and a Tokio dentist circular stressing the importance of teeth. A Nikko wine label oddly advises health warnings for hard stomachs.
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Kioto
Tokio
Nikko
Duke of Wellington Bypasses Royal Command in Regimental Vacancy
In a tale recounted by a writer, the Duke of Wellington is praised for disciplined restraint and duty. When the king sought to fill a vacant regiment, Wellington defied explicit orders, gazetting Sir Ronald Ferguson instead while the monarch discreetly accepted the decision.
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Wellington
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Ronald Ferguson
Remarkable English Immigrant Builds 250 Acre Farm in North Dakota
Max Bass of St Paul recounts Rogers, an English immigrant who came with his family eight years ago after hardship in England. He found work, bought a 250 acre farm on time for 4000, paid off his debt to his brother in law, and now owns wheat worth about 1500, a house, barn, cattle, horses, and farming gear. Rogers praises America, swearing by the country and its opportunity.
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Mr. Newgalls
Mary
Sophia
Tracey Mansion
Cupid
Tracy
Red River Valley
Max Bass
St. Paul
Rogers
England
States
North Dakota
Australia
South Africa
Canary and Rat Ride Delightful House Companions
A San Francisco woman, Mrs Bert Atherton, keeps a canary and a white rat for amusement at the Sulton House. The bird sings while the rat, Dick, rides on the rat’s back, tapping wings and pecking when fed peanuts. The rat once lost a toe to the bird in a scuffle. Dick recovered, was fed kindly, and the pair staged a familiar entertainment for admirers yesterday afternoon.
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Sulton House
San Francisco
Fenny
Rat
Noah Webster's Plan and Yankee Lexicography
Mr Ml Parsons recounts Noah Webster's shrewd response to Walker's dictionary rivals. He corrected their errors after reading their pamphlet and released a revised second edition before wide sales, leaving rivals with little impact.
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Ml. Parsons
Parsons
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St. Louis Globe- Democrat
Alphabetical Title Mixup In Stable Name
A Plymouth area owner named Ajax found a mate for his horse and asked for a fitting name. The stable lad painted the old horse Ajax above the stall and printed the new horse’s name as Biax in large letters, causing a humorous mixup.
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