Advertising Rates and a Humorous Patent Love Letter
The Register lists subscription prices and advertising rates for various column widths and durations, plus conditions on arrears and discontinuation. It also reprints a satirical exchange titled Patent Love Letter and The Answer, mocking formal phrasing and courtly declarations.
Nature’s Nobleman in Life
A rural poem celebrates a farmer living in harmony with seasons and family. It casts him as a prudent, devout man who trusts God, loves his wife, and finds wealth in his fruitful home and devoted flock, above gold. The piece honors simple, enduring contentment and the countryside.
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A Storm Brewing: Public Opinion Turns Toward Grant
The opening paragraph argues that the press acts as a weather barometer for sentiment toward General Grant. It contrasts Radical and Democratic outlets, suggesting growing hostility to Grant and hints that national affection for the hero who led armies may be waning.
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N. Y. Herald
Gen. Grant
Grant
United States
Tigdar
Attributes of the Sexes as Described in Verse
A Victorian style enumeration contrasts masculine traits with feminine ones. It asserts men possess strength, force, and conquest while women offer flexibility, grace, and reproduction. The piece elevates man as protector and conqueror, and portrays woman as complement and diversion, urging deference to female influence.
Palmerston’s deliberate writing habit and desk routine
The passage notes Lord Palmerston avoided rash writing by using a standing desk and keeping his ink and other items at the far end of the room. He claimed the routine provided Treasury exercise and time to reflect before speaking.
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Lord Palmerston
War remark on brains and resources amid conflict
A terse wartime opinion notes that people with large ears symbolize moderate brains and argues nature cannot grant everything to one person, reflecting scarcity of genius during war.
How to Make a Sugar Plantation
In 1860 a Yankee in the Sandwich Islands sought sugar profits by irrigating dry land. He planted 50,000 trees to summon clouds, built cisterns and a network of walks, storing about 30,550 barrels of water. Cane crops followed, creating a thriving plantation and a model for reclaiming barren plains.
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Sandwich Islands
A Worthwhile Wash Day Recipe Claims to Save Households
The Ohio Cultivator extols a washing method using sal soda and lime mixed in water, boiled then cooled. Soaked clothes are treated overnight, then rubbed with soap, washed in a boiler with washing fluid, boiled, rinsed, and said to yield better results than twice boiling. The piece urges poor, tired women to try this cheap experiment.
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Ohio
Tom Corwin The Borrowing Lawyer and Judge Payoff
Tom Corwin, famed Ohio lawyer and politician, once faced a $30 fine for court disorder. He asked the judge to lend him the money, then the judge told the clerk to remit the fine, noting the state could better afford the loss than he could.
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Tom Corwin
Ohio
Tom
The Gates Wide Open Book and Democratic Motto
A damaged clipping notes The Gates Wide Open as a heaven guiding book and branding it as the Democratic Party motto to unite believers. It adds a jab about living under Democratic rule and mentions Mary Mutton’s alleged downfall with harsh language and speculation.
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Democratic Party
Cincinnati Enquirer
Ex-President Johnson Attacks Grant in Tennessee Address
Ex-President Johnson criticizes President Grant during a three hour speech at Clarksville. He contrasts Washington and Grant, accuses Grant of self interest, and urges Radical Republicans to abandon dissension and defend true republican principles. The Evansville Courier reports the remarks and notable attendees.
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Grant
Tennessee
Clarksville
Gustavus A. Henry
Charles Anderson
Ohio
Fowler
Sumner
Jeff
Davis
Washington
Philadelphia
Radical Party
Toose
Evansville Courier
Usurpation Critics Surge Over Republican Power
The Trenton True American argues many postwar congressional acts violate the Constitution and favor centralized rule. It rebukes Radical governance as turning a republic into concentrated power, warning that usurpers prevail unless resisted.
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Geristanay
Congress
Republican Party
Supreme Court
Hartford Times
American
Trenton
Morning Soda Water Mystery Hints at Government News
A cryptic note compares a morning taste for plain soda water to suspicions about the prior night and a government without newspapers. The quote attributes the idea to Jefferson and emphasizes the link between free press and governance.
Where the West is Chicago becomes an eastern city
The Chicago Tribune argues the Pacific Railway’s completion shifted Western territory eastward, making Chicago an eastern city and Illinois an eastern state. It notes the West now includes California to New Mexico, while Omaha lies 150 miles east of the Union’s center, challenging Far West labels.
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Clicage Tribune
Five Cents’ Worth of Orange Peel Leads to Tragedy
A country man bought an orange in Hartford and tossed the peel aside. A passerby slipped, broke a leg as she prepared to marry the next day. The groom, from St. Paul, returned after a train wreck and lost a business deal worth 5,000 dollars. He later married a Minnesota widow. The girl’s health worsened and she is now in Middletown insane hospital. Her father sued for breach of promise and won ten thousand dollars. The episode highlights the damages of careless acts and orange peel litter.
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Conn
St. Paul
Minn
Erie Railroad
Dunkirk
Minnesota
Middletown
Connecticut
Sumner Receives Threats After Strong Speeches
The New York Times notes Senator Sumner’s habit of getting threatening letters after delivering notable speeches. It recalls past threats from Southerners, rebels, Ku Klux, and Andy Johnson supporters, and observes today’s letters come from angry Englishmen.
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New York Times
Sumner
Andy Johnson
Day in Dayton as Train Pulls Away
A woman at the Dayton passenger depot misses her train and a man arrives in haste with carpet bag and coat. He curses the departing train, then the woman smiles kindly and replies Thank you, sir.
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Dayton
Ohio
Not a City Topic but a Radical Debunking Claim
A Pennsylvania paper cites a writer arguing that the interest paid plus the current national debt equals one dollar for every minute of world existence, dating creation to 6000 years ago, and criticizes Progressive and Radical rule.
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Aara
Pennsylvania
Early Eyes Open at Dawn and Close at Night
The phrase describes a routine of closing eyes at night to gain brilliance and opening them early in the morning. It emphasizes rest and awakening as a simple daily practice for refreshed vision.
Paper Monopolists and Protection Wars Stir National Debate
The text warns of Eastern capitalists buying straw paper patents and forcing royalties on Western manufacturers, extending the patent period seven years and blocking cheap printing paper. It blames protectionists and cites Nelson Anthony and Rice in Congress, urging repeal of the paper duty to curb monopolies and restore public sentiment ahead of statewide elections.
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Anthony
Rhode Island
Senate
Rice
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Williseapolis
Scarlet wine warned as dangerous adulteration warns readers
The Boston Journal of Chemistry warns that scarlet wine, a vile mixture, is common by soaking shavings in water then adding logwood, tar taric and alcohol. Judges struggle to distinguish it from true wine.
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Peter
Peter IL. Potation
Peter A. Potation
Maria Moperrattion
Boston Journal of Chemistry
Massga Mills Labor Comment Sparks Public Debate
Drafted from a fragmented report, the text cites operatives in New England cotton mills criticizing a policy described as “protection to American industry.” A worker laments harsh welfare ideas and predicts owners will face punishment, framing the issue as a stance on industrial protection.
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Spon
New York
Pennsylvania
Ohio
Iloxe
Congress
Anna
Délare
Massga@fisetts
Old Bay
Vast gold advance linked to political fault in Washington
A New York paper ties large gold gains to the collapse of a distant banking house, criticizing instead a Washington political failure cited by the Louisville Courier-Journal. The piece then notes a sharp moral saying about marrying for money and the emptiness of riches without virtue.
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New York
Washington
Louisville
Woman Answers Door Question With Wit
A wife replies I give it up to her husband who asks why doors stay open. The anecdote reflects a humorous domestic exchange. Coleridge quotes remind that immoral means will not hinder good ends.
Heroic start in life, Dowell quotation on success
An opening reflection on how the path to success rests on the bold stance a person takes at life’s outset, attributed to Dowell.
Washington Week Blankets a Blunder Lightly Corrected
A garbled note from Washington hints at a persistent error or mishap over a full week, suggesting missteps and a call for correction while implying ongoing uncertainty about the underlying issue.
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