Buncombe’s Fourth of July Speech Fails in Public
The Buncombe family attends a rural Fourth of July celebration with Mr Buncombe slated to speak on American liberty. He overpreppares and flubs the delivery, audience laughter erupts, a mock owl chorus erupts, and he withdraws before finishing. The crowd cheerfully savors the cakes while his speech is burned in the kitchen.
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Untitled Verse Reflects on Burden of Daily Costs
A reflective poem notes how the day ends with heavy sighs as bills arrive for fireworks and entertainment. The speaker, watching a boy restless at his pillow, weighs the day’s expenses, portraying life as a costly cycle where personal joys come with financial strain and repeated burdens.
Quips and Quirks from a Dated Exchange Page
A miscellany of jokes and witticisms culled from exchanges. Observational quips touch on dentists, hay fever, fishing, housing in six-story flats, and Corn as a peace emblem. Quick one-liners cover love, marriage, prison, and social provincialisms with light humor and abrupt punchlines.
Merchants Use Bills to Reclaim Stolen Goods
A storekeeper explains a policy of billing thieves for items taken, noting leniency toward locals but firmness with strangers. He recounts a case where a mother resisted accusations as a daughter stole lace, kerchiefs, gloves, and ribbon. He also describes keeping lists of kleptomaniacs and sending bills to all suspected thieves, turning theft into profit.
Jay Gould Early Struggles and Rising Wealth
Harper's Bazar recalls Jay Gould as a young surveyor's apprentice in the Catskills who earned meals by marking noon on farm porches. The tale notes his savings funded a tannery, followed by gradual steps to securing Vermont Railroad money and his eventual ascent to Wall Street.
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The Story of a New York House Mystery
A New York mansion story describes a grand house built by a wealthy man for his bride, its untouched wedding day tragedy, and the living reminder of a love lost. The piece recalls a House Bountiful, a doomed bride, and a solitary survivor funding good deeds in her memory.
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New York
Ladiecs
The New Nation and the Rise of American Art
Harper's Bazar contrasts ancient Greek beauty with a fallen civilization that excluded women and limited freedom. It credits modern America for vast freedom and opportunity, enabling art to flourish under national liberty while honoring women and the home, and imagining a future beauty in all aspects of life.
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Harper's Bazar
Europe
Everglades
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A Process of Mending in Early Summer Blues
In a humorous exchange Travis frets about summer breaking him, Bloodgood suggests a post dinner run to ease the ache, promising a stitch in the side as remedy. The Durlington Free Press records this lighthearted banter contrasting discomfort with athletic cure.
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Worth Hundreds of Dollars Moth ers Friend praised by wife
A brief testimonial from Lincoln Parish Louisiana notes that the product Mothers Friend eased pregnancy, with the wife using two bottles before a third confinement and declaring she would not be without it for hundreds of dollars. The ad invites readers to write Bradfield Regulator Co in Atlanta for details and states druggists carry the item.
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Learning baseball through a diner table verdict
A Washington observer, a woman who spent many afternoons watching baseball, announces at dinner that the pitcher does not try to let a man hit the ball. The quip, from the Washington Post, frames a humorous takeaway from spectatorship and the game.
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Washington Post
Widow Invention Sparks Postal Romance Joke
Mr. Dawson recounts writing to his wife Mrs. Dawson who had not replied for weeks. He fabricates a description of a charming widow stopping at their hotel to prompt a reply. The joke reveals the widow was imaginary and the couple reunites, ending the ruse.
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