The Register Highlights A Wide Range Of Oddities
A long miscellany notes Mormon growth in Canada, counts newspaper failures in San Diego, and jokes about sleepless plans. It cites German army retirements, language speaker totals, and a physician linking whip cracking to homicidal mania. It recounts a mad dog in Athens and women in printing, hypnotic illness in St Petersburg, a cannibal tale from Portland, a shy flirt reply, a London fakir industry, and Vienna doctors in panic.
Clerks masquerade as doctors in city hospital scandal
A sixteen month fraud unravels as Patroner, a dry goods clerk with forged diplomas, treated patients in a large city hospital. He was arrested for forgery and embezzlement in his shop, is jailed, and the case warns about dangerous wires and rail systems, with other assorted notes and anecdotes.
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Patroner
The Editor on Truth in Newspapers
A writer asks the editor of a partisan paper what is hardest to write. The editor replies that the truth is the most difficult aspect to report. The exchange takes place at a social gathering as documented in the Arkansaw Traveler.
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Arkansaw Traveler
Disobedient Patient and Irate Patron Dismiss Doctor
A New York Weekly quip portrays a row between a patron and a doctor over a claimed cure for consumption. The patron cites their son’s death after a year on the medicine. The doctor blames noncompliance and insists his instructions were to be followed for two years.
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Dr. Quack
Trate Atron
Shadowing a Newspaper Man by a Pinkerton Case
A St Louis sub-editor recalls a years old Pinkerton shadowing during the Cummings express robbery of 1876. The detective chase, a letter from Jim Cummings, and a lake voyage with a New Orleans cotton broker led to the reveal that the writer was not Cummings and that the observer had been unknowingly under surveillance. The incident ends with the shadowing failing to capture the real criminal.
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Pinkertons
St. Louis
Cummings
Fotheringham
Jin Cummings
Wotheringham
Express
Jim Cummings
Texas
Chicago
Milwaukee
Great Lakes
New Orleans
Pinkerton
Lakes
Mai
Shoe and Leather Reporter Notes Fit Inconsistency
The article discusses sizing issues, noting that the subject has been wearing a size or half-size too large. It analyzes impacts on fit, comfort, and footwear performance.
Crab fighting at a seaside resort in New Jersey
A New York Sun clipping describes crab fights at a quiet New Jersey shore. Spectators in Beach Haven and Tom’s River watched a Buffalo champ and a Tom’s River challenger in a $25 match. The Beach Haven crab fled while the Tom’s River opponent mauled the retreating crab. The bout drew about a hundred onlookers and $60 in gate money for the Tom’s Liver man.
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Tom's River
Buffalo
John L
Tom’s River
Beach Haven
Tom
New York
Plans for 1893 World Fair horticulture exhibit in Chicago
The 1893 Columbian ExpositionShould showcase American plant and insect specimens to display horticulture allied sciences.Exhibits would include a complete herbarium of American plants wood sections dried plant collections and grasses and forage crops. Scientific societies governments horticulturists botanists entomologists and agricultural officials would contribute and coordinate through departments in Washington and the Smithsonian Institute.
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Chicago
Agricultural Department
Washington
Smithsonian Institute
Ich
Weeping Trees Drip in Northwest Forests
In Washington and British Columbia fir leaves condense moisture on bright days with humidity near the dew point. Dripping ceases by mid morning and resumes at sunset, a phenomenon noted alongside historical reports of weeping trees supplying drink on Ferro and in Guinea. A Baker City resident paid $120 freight for two trotters from England.
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Washington
British Columbia
Hakluyt
Hawkins
Africa
America
Ferro
Guinea
Seattle Post
Baker City
Oregon
England
Odd curious items from around the world
A collection of brief notes includes the oldest wooden vessel Polly of Owl's Head built in 1804 in Amesbury Massachusetts, a spine-less girl in Worcester, lightning and fire in Kansas, calendar quirks for February and July, a five century olive tree in Beaulieu France, giant oysters in Port Lincoln Australia, a London Times manuscript feat, bagpipe phonograph act in London, a jail guard nose-cutting incident in Multan, Brazilian burial scarlet customs for unmarried women, Alexandrite stone from India, a stolen muzzle loader found in a log near Crass Valley, and Timore Hong Kong floating hotel plans with three decks and many rooms.
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Polly
Owl’s Head
Amesbury
Mass
Worcester
Kansas
Beaulieu
France
Port Lincoln
Australia
Warrone
London
London Times
Tur
Mooltan
India
Brazil
Alexander
Russia
Murray
Pittsburgh
Crrass Valley
Hong Kong
Court Tactics Baffle Boston Magistrate Over I Was Drunk Quote
A Boston municipal court chaos centers on a prisoner’s exact words about drunkenness in a theft case. The magistrate presses for the precise pronoun and the prisoner’s own phrasing, while the witness fights to avoid misquoting.
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Boston
Pshaw
Wild Engine Rescue by Oiled Track Ride
A Missouri Pacific train tale recounts a perilous dash from Garrett Indiana to St Louis with an out of control engine. The Master Mechanic ordered oil on the chute track saving the crew as the 642 slid uphill and finally stopped. The first six miles flew by in under five minutes before speed slowed.
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Garret
Ind
Central
Chicago
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
Gent Potter
Gent
St. Joe
Garrett
St Lewis
Globe-Democrat
Hearse Driver’s Panic and Bold Prank in Bangor
An old Bangor tale recalls Jabe Pond a sidewalk character who slept in a hearse. On a funeral night the hearse driver panicked at a phantom figure and fled. Pond calmly took over the reins and resumed his sleep in town, finding a lodging house suitable for his rest.
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Dan” Thompson
Jabe
Jake
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