Old Maids and Old Bachelors Compared
A satirical contrast describing old maids as useful, amiable cooks and caregivers who travel lightly and drink weak tea, versus old bachelors as useless, ill tempered drinkers who rely on doctors and servants. It mocks gender roles with humorous generalizations about lifestyle, illness, travel, and domestic prowess.
Take Care of Books The Gentle Rules for Reading
Practical guidance on preserving books: avoid heat and damp, handle pages from the top, keep cards out, read away from meals, mark pages with paper, lay books flat to open, don’t pull from headbands, open gently, use a paper knife for uncut edges, and treat books as steadfast friends.
Era of grand words fades in daily life
The passage laments inflated diction replacing plain terms, noting crinoline, elastics, equestrian exercise, dentifrice and other elevated phrases. It ridicules metropolitan journalists and phlebotomy talk while urging return to sturdy Saxon words and straightforward speech, ending with a fragment about Mississippi legislation.
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Verona
Metz
Strasbourg
Cee
Henry Brown
M. B
Amie
A Oeed
Church & Co
Atdhammer
Saleratusz
GoLup
John W. Miller
New Harmony
Indiana
True & Co
Augusta
Maine
Thrall & Mumfori
ULL
Parker
Remington
COLT
Englis
par-Tatham
Farmers’ Headquarters
H.P. Owen
E. F. Owen, E.F. Owen & Co., Dealers
Main
Church Streets
Ind
McCormick
Hoover & Co
Nichols, Shepard & Co
Eagle Machine Works
C. Rumely
E. Heilman
Avery
Owen & CO
Hood
J. B. Hood
Hood Orphan Memorial Fund
G. T. Beauregard
New Orleans
United States
Battle Fields
Morocco
Levant
Turkey
G. T Beauregard
Hood Memorial Fund
R. William P. Ford
Hay Dental
West Main Street
Bet
Geo. W. Engler
AVING
Wm. A. Kight
Ford, Fitton & Co
Tavern Street
Mary Drinkwater
Johnf Walz
Boots & Shoes
Main Street
Lnc
Posey County
John Walz
LOE
Weekly Courier
Congressional News
Courier Company
Evansville
Centennial
Peter Heckman
East Main Street
New Harmony,Ind
The
Scientific American
Munn & CQ
Park Row
Test York
We the
Messrs. Munn & Co
Munn & Co
New York
F & 7Th Sts
Washington, D.C
H. Hansert & Co
Portland
Detroit Free Press
Free Press
Evgene S. Theall
Horace P. Owen
New Harmony Banking Company
Eugene 8.Thrall
Thomas Mumford, JR
Eugene F. Owen
Horace P.owen
Camarles A.parke
William H.owen
Alfred Dale Owen
Warner
Warner’s
Dr. Crain
Bright
Ray
Waremer
Warner's
H. H. Warner & Co
Rochester
Ray Liver Rae
RadyNza Bitters
Nervinery
Lie
Gilmore & CO
Chipman, Hosmer& Co
F Street
Washington, D. C
Patent Office
Congress
Supreme Court of the United States
Court of Claims
Court of Commissioners of Alabama
Southern Claims Commission
Executive Departments
United States General Land Ofice
General Land Office
Department of the Interior
P.O. Box
Washinerox
D.C
le Law
Geo
H.B. White
National Metropolitan Bank
Kimmerlin & Mann
Hos
Ferguson
Simon Gerlick
Stixson & Co
Nolt
Lowtzdy
William Hartman
Main St
EAGLE
Montlor
Tavern
New Harmony, Ind
J. T. Eagle
Proprietor
J.T. Eagle
Mrs. James
Bes
Viets Hotel
Root & Tinker
Duane St
N.Y
Witl
Jacob Breith
Hovey & Menzies
YYTE
United States Court
Supreme Court of
Posey
Vanderburgh
Court House
Sep
Mount Vernon
George J. Williams
Third Avenue
High Street
Vansville
Theresa
Hawoae
Warons
Nwable
Randolph House
Noah Frank
Colepl West
Loui
Prance
Jos
West & CO
Cor Poydra
E. J. Goodwin
Lichtenbergers’ Store